Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60679
One, two, three, four, five.
Count them! Five. Five Syllables!
MWAH HAH HAH HA HAAAH!

*Boom crackle crash*
Haiku #60679
Posted: November 2, 2018 10:00 am ET
Poet & location: The Count of Sesame Street