No toilet paper?
No problem. Just use Bad Haiku
5-7-5 ply
by Anonymous Poet
My Haiku is hexed
by Anonymous Poet
Even my ass crack
It
by Anonymous Poet
i feel doomed, nothing
works, want to delete myself
everything is broken
including haiku
by vhs
Bending over now
Pendulous thang hanging low
Pick up my car keys
by Varoom of Zoom Zoom
Your verse inhabits
your own rectal cavity
its true place of birth
by Anonymous Poet
Actor Richard Gere
Is offering a reward
His gerbil went missing
by Kidnapping this famous gerbil you might make me rich of Gerbil hunting
My enormous cock
is too large for your tight ass.
Oh wait, there it goes.
Take that, you gerbil!
I rescued you from my ass
so I can bang yours.
by DARTH FERBILGUCKER
Move to USA
President is a Cheeto
The place has gone nuts
by Relocation Advisor of Americhaos
Guess who's on eBay?
Selling stale moon cake doorstops
For the holidays
by Sleuth
Considering move.
The slums of Mogadishu?
Perhaps Australia?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Chicken Avenger.
Superhero, pecks out eyes
of chicken fuckers.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
A fugitive, no.
Where I am, there are no laws.
I guess it's more fun.
As for VHS,
I'm sure that he's Cuntfart Cunt.
If not, don't tell me.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Incarcerated
VHS' situation
Darth: A fugitive
by Hmmm
Sometimes I wonder
Who you two gents really are
Got fuzzy viewer
by Me
I thought it was wax lips and malted milk balls in that bucket
by Anonymous Poet
Eagle Scout now, sir
I won the Scavenger Hunt
Aced Chicken fucking
by Thanks to your YouTube tutorial of Scouts Honor. And on her
Step into my van,
gullible helpful boy scout.
You will make great soup.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
The parents were pissed.
My candy bowl had a hole.
Through it I poked, well...
You know.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I did not drop those shat in undies. I put them there purposely.
Mr. Figoucker
You dropped these white underwear
With the big brown stain
by Boy Scout of Crosswalk
Foreskin and foreskin
And foreskin and foreskin and
Foreskin is Twentyskin
by Please check my work, Prof. Figpucker of One room schoolhouse
John Boy Walton
by Press Agent of Pimple on Mr. Thomas
Yo. Hear Ye Hear Ye
Please disregard my birthmark
Named Richard Thomas
by John Boy Walton
I cannot decide
how many children I'll eat
this fine Halloween.
Teeee Heeee heeee bwah ha
hooo hee hoo mwahhhhhh ha ha ho
heee *snort* *cackle* *fart*.
by Cuntfart Cunt's twin sister.
Glitch in the Matrix
by Anonymous Poet
John Boy Walton
by Show some respect
Passing out Werther
by Anonymous Poet
Passing out Werther
by Anonymous Poet
Tandem horse costume
Ex husband was the back end
So appropriate
by Oat muncher
I remember when
we'd worry about candy
laced with LSD.
Our fears have shifted
to towel-heads bombing our kids
while trick-or-treating.
I really wanted
some LSD laced candy.
Damn those terrorists.
by Cuntfart Queefart Cuisinart
No Tootsie Rolls, please
I can get those from my cat
24/7
by Starkitten of Litter Pan
Horny Unicorn
Gothic Vampire, Sexy Nurse
BE MY VALENTINE!
by when can I buy beer?
Why give you candy?
Get off my damn property.
Whoops. Sorry, Satan
by High Church Satanist
Guy Fawkes burn Catholics
Anonymous masquerade
All Saints Halloween
by Low Church Protestant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7_GNgfzRvo
Here's a video.
How to make love to chickens.
Made by yours truly.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
We smoked grasshoppers
Then, an ill advised night hike
Wiped with leaves.Chafing.
Lit Bottle Rockets
Chupacapra Mosquito
C@nt beat off in peace
by Dif of Not in the woods much
Dressing as the Fonz
Made my own "leather" jacket
Used black garbage bags
I won't be saying Aaaaaaaaaaaaay!
It's kind of a mouthful, but:
Cuntfart Cuntfart cunt
by Leather Tuskadildo of Fleetwood Mac loving Horny wooly Mammoth UCLA coed fat Majorette
Johnie drew a monster.
The monster chased him.
Just in time
Johnie erased him.
by spooky!
vhs stands for
very hairy and stinky
like a biker dude.
Or that Thai hooker.
Or certain overripe fruit.
Or my genitals.
by He knows I'm fuckin' around. of Happy halloween vhs!
I love you vhs
Nice to see you smile
U r cranky sometimes
by Anonymous Poet
Plus he is dressing like
John Boy Walton
by I will be in vicinity of Nude Moonwalking
Avoid vhs house on Halloween.
He is handing out Bad Haiku
And stale moon cakes
by Anonymous Poet
Laughingsohardshitpants
by Anonymous Poet
Lol it said don
by Anonymous Poet
Yo,Trick or Treaters
Don
by He of Handing out stale moon cakes,too
A funny story
Just was at my dishwasher
It's our "telephone"
by Telepathic of Here There Everywhere
So how do you like
House of 1000 Corpses?
Rob Zombie's finest.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of May you be devoured by rabbid children this Halloween.
iksra yt fruczuu
Spetzda galuumpii scecza
Cegno "bitch slappings"
by Sliig of Bitch orcharding
