Vagipootifus.
Ambiguitosity.
Insert profoundness.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
You'll know that it's me
I have a very large head
Pink Hairy Haiku
by Anonymous Poet
Join the caravan
Good exercise Eat some beans
bowel problem solved
by Anonymous Poet
Keep talking shit talk
This is the backed up Smartfood
You made me eat it!
by Doubled Over of Trying to make it to terlit
Back end blowout mess.
Eating Honduran Chili.
Try raw squid next time.
Better get worm meds.
Don't want them eating your brain.
Or maybe you do.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of They're called "shithole" countries for a reason... they make your shithole shitty when you shit in a shithole shithou
Countries are stupid.
Borders are artificial.
Come on over, friends.
by Actually, yeah, gringos are the main source of income for shithole countries, like it or not. Is if fair? Is life fair. Fuck yo of Leprosy isn't so bad. Get used to it!
Just a quick update
Headed to the bathroom now
Back End Blowout
by Anonymous Poet
Alien enrichment:
Hondurans at the border
(Nothing to see here)
by the way, Gringos are not providers of social services for every shithole nation on earth
At the canning plant
Paul put Viagra in Spam.
He thought it was cute.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Why aren't you happy?
Is it from writing poems?
Maybe you should quit.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Never have children.
There's no future for this world.
And they're expensive!
by Disgruntled Grunt
Skipped catechism
Told the nun Hail Mary sucked
Bought candy instead
by Starkitten of confession
kindergarten slide
Clacking sound. Plastic buttons
my pants R backwards
by Starkitten of Undisclosed Vermont Elementary School 1972ish
Boom! Crackle! Sha-Poosh!
Lightening down upon your head.
I smote all sinners.
by God's temp assistant.
Please, someone must know
Were these varmints on The Ark?
Sounds far fetched to me
by Don't smote me
A Cassowary
Not a trusting bird at all
Don't try from behind
by Wary
Considered Ostrich?
They run fast. Lasso one!
They're always horny
by They really are birds of Screw one and maybe it will jay an egg for your next 20 breakfasts
Taking care of it
I've got it under control
You can rest easy
by Your Friend of In the Driver's Seat
A foreign language
Good exercise for the tongue
Cunnilingus-vous?
by Babe L. Phish
Anticlimactic
homosexuality
vaginoplasty.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
My penis is huge.
I bought a twelve inch implant.
That's mighty big lint.
She was so damn fat.
Belly button like a twat.
Pierced, juicy, and stinks.
Satisfactory
navel balloon animals
enhancement climax.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
There's that Goddamn half.
Is the real part really real?
I mean, what is "real"?
It's all make believe.
The reasons for war and death.
Let's kill for numbers.
You just don't hear that.
"Our logic's better than yours!"
'Cause it's all the same.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I'm the proud owner
of a four AND A HALF inch
penis... AND A HALF!
I can satisfy
any guinea pig that lives...
But not live for long.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Ex-wife's cunt so large
and ugly, I'd call our sex
"feeding the sarlacc."
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Ex husband's penis
So small. He was beating off
Looked like picking lint
by Anonymous Poet
Tiko and the Shark
Favorite movie at our house
When I was a kid
by Starkitten
I'd get sea monkeys
if they threw poo and beat off
like normal monkeys.
Or maybe they do
and they're just too small to see,
so then what's the point?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Call me crazy but,
a baby shark would be cool.
Then let it go free.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
How old is your son?
Can't recommend sea monkeys
I had 2 goldfish
by Doris and Charlie
What are some good fish.
You know, for like pets and stuff.
My kid wants a fish.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Things are getting dull.
This world needs nuclear war.
Fuel for anime.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Tattoo bootie hoes.
Graffiti on cellulite.
Sanskrit on Jello.
Poor tribal attempt.
Pen and ink on scramble egg.
Easter egg buttocks.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Mosquito zappers.
They're not very effective.
But enjoyable.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Gods hump in the clouds.
Makes thunder and lightening.
The rain, well, you know.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
The knife is held high.
Dog underneath dies yelping.
Filippino stew.
The poorest of poor.
The finest delicacy.
The rich wouldn't dare.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
A whistling train
Dark silhouette waving hands
Chasing sinking Sun
by Baoyu of GuangZhou
Shrapnel in my guts
I cannot digest popcorn
Smartfood not a wise choice
by Princess Diverticulitis of Royal Pain in the Ass
Funhouse Mirror Wank
Like an orgy
but just you
Damn good looking, too
by Pleased of Funhouse
Yes, but you get a
better view of his ass from
behind him, you know.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Masturbating's fun
In front of Louis C.K.
What do you say?
by Anonymous Poet
When a man who shat
says that that shit is stinky,
that shit is stinky.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I don't like windows.
I prefer bars on my cage.
Then I can throw poo.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Party at the mall
Monkey business in full swing
All organs playing
by Even that giant floor piano from Big of Behind Mall burning one
wee wee wee wee wee
Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
Wee..All the way home
by Anonymous Poet
The ice man cometh
Try the all new Bleach Blizzard
Abominable!
by Sticky Igloo of North
Come to think of it
This website's like a window
Pay is bananas
by Attracting a crowd of Mall
I can see your point
Masturbation of Legend
Earned his bananas
by Hmmm
I think I'm jealous.
To jack off in a window
while people watch you.
And free room and board.
I could ask for nothing more.
What an awesome life.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Mall in New York State
Monkey in pet store window
Jerking himself off
by To the sounds of organ music from Restaurant next to pet shop of circa 1984
Collided with deer
walking through thick midnight fog
Touched his big antlers
by Starkitten PNW
