Alien enrichment:
Hondurans at the border
(Nothing to see here)

At the canning plant
Paul put Viagra in Spam.
He thought it was cute.

Why aren't you happy?
Is it from writing poems?
Maybe you should quit.

Never have children.
There's no future for this world.
And they're expensive!

Skipped catechism
Told the nun Hail Mary sucked
Bought candy instead

kindergarten slide
Clacking sound. Plastic buttons
my pants R backwards

Boom! Crackle! Sha-Poosh!
Lightening down upon your head.
I smote all sinners.

Please, someone must know
Were these varmints on The Ark?
Sounds far fetched to me

A Cassowary
Not a trusting bird at all
Don't try from behind

Considered Ostrich?
They run fast. Lasso one!
They're always horny

Taking care of it
I've got it under control
You can rest easy

A foreign language
Good exercise for the tongue
Cunnilingus-vous?

Anticlimactic
homosexuality
vaginoplasty.

My penis is huge.
I bought a twelve inch implant.
That's mighty big lint.

She was so damn fat.
Belly button like a twat.
Pierced, juicy, and stinks.

Satisfactory
navel balloon animals
enhancement climax.

There's that Goddamn half.
Is the real part really real?
I mean, what is "real"?

It's all make believe.
The reasons for war and death.
Let's kill for numbers.

You just don't hear that.
"Our logic's better than yours!"
'Cause it's all the same.

I'm the proud owner
of a four AND A HALF inch
penis... AND A HALF!

I can satisfy
any guinea pig that lives...
But not live for long.

Ex-wife's cunt so large
and ugly, I'd call our sex
"feeding the sarlacc."

Ex husband's penis
So small. He was beating off
Looked like picking lint

Tiko and the Shark
Favorite movie at our house
When I was a kid

I'd get sea monkeys
if they threw poo and beat off
like normal monkeys.

Or maybe they do
and they're just too small to see,
so then what's the point?

Call me crazy but,
a baby shark would be cool.
Then let it go free.

How old is your son?
Can't recommend sea monkeys
I had 2 goldfish

What are some good fish.
You know, for like pets and stuff.
My kid wants a fish.

Things are getting dull.
This world needs nuclear war.
Fuel for anime.

Tattoo bootie hoes.
Graffiti on cellulite.
Sanskrit on Jello.

Poor tribal attempt.
Pen and ink on scramble egg.
Easter egg buttocks.

Mosquito zappers.
They're not very effective.
But enjoyable.

Gods hump in the clouds.
Makes thunder and lightening.
The rain, well, you know.

The knife is held high.
Dog underneath dies yelping.
Filippino stew.

The poorest of poor.
The finest delicacy.
The rich wouldn't dare.

A whistling train
Dark silhouette waving hands
Chasing sinking Sun

Shrapnel in my guts
I cannot digest popcorn
Smartfood not a wise choice

Funhouse Mirror Wank
Like an orgy
but just you
Damn good looking, too

Yes, but you get a
better view of his ass from
behind him, you know.

Masturbating's fun
In front of Louis C.K.
What do you say?

When a man who shat
says that that shit is stinky,
that shit is stinky.

I don't like windows.
I prefer bars on my cage.
Then I can throw poo.

Party at the mall
Monkey business in full swing
All organs playing

wee wee wee wee wee
Wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
Wee..All the way home

The ice man cometh
Try the all new Bleach Blizzard
Abominable!

Come to think of it
This website's like a window
Pay is bananas

I can see your point
Masturbation of Legend
Earned his bananas

I think I'm jealous.
To jack off in a window
while people watch you.

And free room and board.
I could ask for nothing more.
What an awesome life.

Mall in New York State
Monkey in pet store window
Jerking himself off

Collided with deer
walking through thick midnight fog
Touched his big antlers

Your help means a lot
Thanks for wiping my ass, sir
I guess we're friends now

Interesting site here
Writing my first haiku ever
Tell me, is this one?

Loosen your mind grip
We're all on the same page here
Quite literally

Hollow gnarled tree
Now Airbnb for elves
They have HUGE ding dongs!

Pork worms in the brain.
The Bible has warned you all.
Sinners now suffer.

Trichinosis host.
Waiting for the worms to cum.
An orgy in you.

Wading in pig shit.
The farmer wears just flip flops.
Worms between the toes.

The dung of five hogs
I lay at your ugly feet
Blessings Bless Blessed