Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60423
My penis is huge.
I bought a twelve inch implant.
That's mighty big lint.

She was so damn fat.
Belly button like a twat.
Pierced, juicy, and stinks.

Satisfactory
navel balloon animals
enhancement climax.
Haiku #60423
Posted: October 23, 2018 8:56 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER