Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60412
Tattoo bootie hoes.
Graffiti on cellulite.
Sanskrit on Jello.

Poor tribal attempt.
Pen and ink on scramble egg.
Easter egg buttocks.
Haiku #60412
Posted: October 23, 2018 8:06 am ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER