Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 56 Days and 78008 Haiku later...
The ice man cometh
Try the all new Bleach Blizzard
Abominable!
Haiku # 60399 October 22, 2018 12:02 pm ET
by Sticky Igloo of North
Come to think of it
This website's like a window
Pay is bananas
Haiku # 60398 October 22, 2018 11:54 am ET
by Attracting a crowd of Mall
I can see your point
Masturbation of Legend
Earned his bananas
Haiku # 60397 October 22, 2018 10:57 am ET
by Hmmm
I think I'm jealous.
To jack off in a window
while people watch you.

And free room and board.
I could ask for nothing more.
What an awesome life.
Haiku # 60396 October 22, 2018 8:21 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Mall in New York State
Monkey in pet store window
Jerking himself off
Haiku # 60395 October 22, 2018 5:15 am ET
by To the sounds of organ music from Restaurant next to pet shop of circa 1984
Collided with deer
walking through thick midnight fog
Touched his big antlers
Haiku # 60394 October 22, 2018 3:30 am ET
by Starkitten PNW
Your help means a lot
Thanks for wiping my ass, sir
I guess we're friends now
Haiku # 60393 October 22, 2018 1:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Interesting site here
Writing my first haiku ever
Tell me, is this one?
Haiku # 60392 October 22, 2018 1:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Loosen your mind grip
We're all on the same page here
Quite literally
Haiku # 60391 October 22, 2018 1:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hollow gnarled tree
Now Airbnb for elves
They have HUGE ding dongs!
Haiku # 60390 October 22, 2018 1:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pork worms in the brain.
The Bible has warned you all.
Sinners now suffer.

Trichinosis host.
Waiting for the worms to cum.
An orgy in you.
Haiku # 60389 October 21, 2018 11:23 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Wading in pig shit.
The farmer wears just flip flops.
Worms between the toes.
Haiku # 60388 October 21, 2018 11:19 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
The dung of five hogs
I lay at your ugly feet
Blessings Bless Blessed
Haiku # 60387 October 21, 2018 9:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hold your head up high
Pig fuckers will rule the planet
I Brake for Pulled Pork
Haiku # 60386 October 21, 2018 9:37 pm ET
by Pork Loincloth of Undisclosed
The blue fibre samples
Are alien in nature
Where have you travelled?
Haiku # 60385 October 21, 2018 9:28 pm ET
by Witch
Born the Eleventh
Day of the Eleventh Month
Not you, but close soul
Haiku # 60384 October 21, 2018 9:26 pm ET
by Number Number of Undisclosed
That's my third eye there
And it's watching a movie
Everything You Do
Haiku # 60383 October 21, 2018 9:20 pm ET
by Viewer of Remote
We also shot a bottle rocket above the heads of some old people playing bridge one night in a recreation center.
Whoooshhh... POW!
Fucking hilarious. Good times, I tell ya!
Haiku # 60382 October 21, 2018 8:51 pm ET
by Garth Pigfucker
Ever set off fireworks in a shopping mall?
I did that when I was like 16 yo. The way to do it is use a cigarette for a timed delay (approx. 5 minutes). We used those whistling "Saturn Missile Battery" that shoots about 25 small whistling missiles that zig zag every which way. God it was funny. Security was pissed. Back in the day before they had CCTV up every human being's arse to see what you had for dinner the night before.
Yup. It was a hoot.
Haiku # 60381 October 21, 2018 8:49 pm ET
by Garth Pigfucker
Frogs, ponds, and night sounds.
These are not appropriate.
Discuss monkey farts.
Haiku # 60380 October 21, 2018 8:30 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
The best place for that hole would be right in the middle of your forehead.
Haiku # 60379 October 21, 2018 8:26 pm ET
by Garth Pigfucker
I'd rather discuss mubes than sebum.
Mubes is when you stuff the sebum back into the hole from which it came and allow it to rot and become a cancerous cyst and then you cut it open and smear it on a stairway handrail and sit back and watch people put their hand it in and go... eewwwwww!
Haiku # 60378 October 21, 2018 8:25 pm ET
by Garth Pigfucker
Have we discussed sebum yet?
Haiku # 60377 October 21, 2018 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
We need a new hole
With which to fuck eat excrete
Where will we put it
Haiku # 60376 October 21, 2018 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Stepped on a pitchfork
Had to bring pig in parlor
Can't miss my Hee Haw
Haiku # 60375 October 21, 2018 7:45 pm ET
by Junior Samples of BR549 As Is
pork yourselves, perverts
haiku is for deviants
TRUTH: the new normal
Haiku # 60374 October 21, 2018 6:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Darth Garth Figpucker is a good man
Haiku # 60373 October 21, 2018 6:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My achy breaky fart.
Rips my ass apart.
Makes my pickup stink.
My asshole's brown, not pink.
Haiku # 60372 October 21, 2018 6:31 pm ET
by Garth Pigfucker
Oh please! Like you don't
have relations with piggies.
Everyone does it!

At least in one way
or another... fucking pigs
or fucked by the pigs...

It's all humans do.
But I guess we are all pigs.
Long pigs at the trough.
Haiku # 60371 October 21, 2018 6:27 pm ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of Eat rut squeel sleep
It's just breathtaking
Inflatable Dinosaurs
Art Installation
Haiku # 60370 October 21, 2018 5:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
High on Corn syrup
An army of obese folks
Battle of the Bulge
Haiku # 60369 October 21, 2018 5:21 pm ET
by Anne O'Rexic of Starvation Army HQ
My hot, probing tongue
Exploring your dental work
Fill my cavity
Haiku # 60368 October 21, 2018 4:45 pm ET
by Dick Cavetty of Amateur dentist.
Narrow Alleyway
Let's sneak off and have a kiss
Bums urinate here
Haiku # 60367 October 21, 2018 4:42 pm ET
by Bo Cepheus Greene of Off the beaten path
Does he really have relations with pigs?
Haiku # 60366 October 21, 2018 4:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Darth and his dull verse
drove me away from this site.
No regrets at all.
Haiku # 60365 October 21, 2018 3:32 pm ET
by stressing the profane you stink of intestinal decomposition
I think Figpucker likes shit.

Just sayin'
Haiku # 60364 October 21, 2018 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Darth: anal, anal
anal, anal, anal, then
more dull sex-talk. YAWN
Haiku # 60363 October 21, 2018 3:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Prostitute Bacon
Pickton Pig Farm Killer
PIGS KNEW ABOUT IT
Haiku # 60362 October 21, 2018 2:20 pm ET
by Miss Piggy of High off the hog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoLs5KdeLQg
"Bears" and "My Body"
Say what you want. This little fucker is cool.
Haiku # 60361 October 21, 2018 6:25 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
I know the YouTube.
Fart Inhaler Poetry.
Retards are awesome!
Haiku # 60360 October 21, 2018 6:22 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Sausage grease sex lube.
Anal swine fine dine and wine.
Drunk pigs are easy.

Suuuuey! Sweeee sweeee sweeee!
Pigs laugh at my tiny balls.
I still don't like pork.

Pig testes are gross.
No matter how you cook them.
Jimmy Dean well spiced.
Haiku # 60359 October 21, 2018 6:20 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Go ahead, run off!
Down to the barn, Humpnugget!
Fuck those squealing pigs

Grease up their asses
With your own breakfast drippings
Take the pork loin plunge
Haiku # 60358 October 21, 2018 4:00 am ET
by Listening of Taking pictures
Pig schlong pecker meat
Pork butt pecker prong oink
Pork buttock greased doink
Haiku # 60357 October 21, 2018 3:54 am ET
by Oink of Oink
Long pig short pig pork
Grunt pig oink pig pork cloven
Mud muck kaka
Haiku # 60356 October 21, 2018 3:51 am ET
by Oink of Snort
Long Pig schlong pig pig
Pork pig pig pork pig
Big pig pecker.pig
Haiku # 60355 October 21, 2018 3:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Sacrifice Yuge Yuge
Missing my golden toilet
Golden shit tickets
Haiku # 60354 October 21, 2018 3:13 am ET
by Constipated Cheeto
It's a scary world
Our farts, familiar...great comfort
I'm basking in it
Haiku # 60353 October 21, 2018 3:05 am ET
by Fart Inhaler of Bliss
Just move it please,dude
Is it a roll of quarters
Package of crackers
Haiku # 60352 October 21, 2018 2:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Twat waffles!
Haiku # 60351 October 21, 2018 2:36 am ET
by DARTH FIGPUCKER, Esq.
Take off all your clothes
Turn on the vacuum cleaner
Belly Button Lint
Haiku # 60350 October 20, 2018 11:56 pm ET
by Person with no navel, just a seam
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