Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60359
Sausage grease sex lube.
Anal swine fine dine and wine.
Drunk pigs are easy.

Suuuuey! Sweeee sweeee sweeee!
Pigs laugh at my tiny balls.
I still don't like pork.

Pig testes are gross.
No matter how you cook them.
Jimmy Dean well spiced.
Haiku #60359
Posted: October 21, 2018 6:20 am ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER