Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #60440
Back end blowout mess.
Eating Honduran Chili.
Try raw squid next time.

Better get worm meds.
Don't want them eating your brain.
Or maybe you do.
Haiku #60440
Posted: October 24, 2018 1:42 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER of They're called "shithole" countries for a reason... they make your shithole shitty when you shit in a shithole shithou