Agoraphobics
We are going out the door
But not ready yet

Neither a cover, nor sophisticated, deadhead distribution of LSD was (and to some extent still remains) blatant and open, clumsy and careless. "Rainbow" gatherings, burning man, and many other festivals have followed suit. It's no secret. Nothing is hidden. The DEA is a bunch of idiots.

Word play ha-penis.
Tits, ass, and cunnilingus.
Insert silliness.

Brittle toe nails.
Like an old hag casting spells.
But I've no magic.

Restrung my guitar
Ate British savory pie
Down on my knees now

You must (must!) be saved
but the weird thing about it,
your own will: useless

Bare Necessities
Will need G-string and pasties
Then go to the bank

Donna Godchaux's voice
Proven to cause brain damage
Tune out. Take Tylenol

According to the
DEA the Grateful Dead
Sophisticated

Cover for the sale
Distribution LSD
Bunch of silly squares

Vegan Parmesan
Try Parma! Original
Starkitten Approved

Ain't no Peter Popoff
He sent me mystery oil
Like GG Allin

Solved your worm problem
Telepathy and Magnets
Anal Exodus

Be near a latrine
There may be some slight cramping
Noticed you have crabs

celestial glories
eternal transcendental
God alone: holy

That's a three way bulb
Much safer than candlesticks
Illuminated

I am perverted
Everything is terrible
Insert gross action

Dude, that Figpucker
has a cesspool for a mind
so, I'm out of here

Oh sir voodoo man,
please charm the worms from my gut.
Damn shithole countries.

I had a vision.
Plumber voodoo snake charmer.
Voo doo-doo be gone.

Flute made of pure lead.
Ass crack profoundly displayed.
Red dot on forehead.

Much like this website,
I've picked up a parasite.
Figpuckeritis.

Sneak up plumbers
Dildo Ambush from behind
Toilet snake appears

One day you'll own it
Do they provide galoshes?
Why not show your junk?

Roughly mopping floors.
My porno theater job.
Hey, it pays the bills.

Looked under the sink
Dr. Bronner's. You wrote that!?
We're All One Or None!!

My fave sex toy is
the inflatable T-Rex
with her battle scars.

Look under the sink.
There you'll find my poetry.
Counter's bottom side.

It is not easy.
I lay down on dirty floors.
Writing where none see.

Gently mopping floors
Listening to swing music
Please don't ask me why

10 holes to choose from
They all smell bad but stuff your
Fingers inside them

Waiting turns me on
That's called autoerotic
Procrastination

Yeah I need this place
Same way I need a shotgun
Blast straight to my face

I pack coffee shops
Where hipsters line up to hear
Me lay down haikus

*gruff voice*

Hey vhs it's too hot/gross here
So I quit and I'm taking my rubber
Gloves with me

Genesis 6:6.
My favorite Bible verse.
Perhaps a tattoo.

Have you not lost faith?
In humanity, not God.
There's no hope for us.

That's because we're friends
It's like you are the bartender
I drink sparkling water

you respond, and i
am not ignored, i respond
i am tempted to

move on but check in
i see another post i
end up posting back

Hula Hula Shake!
Grass skirt caught in lawnmower
It was a close shave

I wrap my hamsters
with duct tape so that they do
not explode when fucked.

You should not complain
about political chat
When vogons are near.

My enormous cock
will not fit in your small twat;
let's try your asshole.

Feeling romantic
I say to my pet hamsters
bound with gray duct tape.

shut up about the
fucking politics, whether
screaming democrats

or old lady Rep
yacking about nutcase libs
I am The Doctor

If I must release
the Big Red Box, then you know
how Gallifrey

Ended...

VHS Haiku
Tracked number. Says delivered.
I will keep checking

Human Pyramid
Entertainment! Second Ring!
Top clown has the runs!!

Constipated Clown
Misfortune of the Bowels
The show must go on

Most birds don't like us
If you subtract bread crust, seeds
They downright hate us!

god damn vogons

Speaking of feces,
South Park this Wednesday features
Mr. Hankey the

Christmas Poo. Don't miss
it -- it's a new episode.
You smell like flowers!

It would not have sunk
It would certainly have stunk.
Don't sleep with a skunk.

I'm so confused now
Dinosaurs would sink the ark
It gives me the creeps

What about poop?
Mentioned in the Bible?
The ark would have sunk

Diahareaheaia
izin betweeeeen
the sheets.

Diarrhea bomb pop frozen treats for flies on a hot summer's day.

Flatulence is gas
Fecal matter is solid
What is in between?