Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #59974
I had a vision.
Plumber voodoo snake charmer.
Voo doo-doo be gone.

Flute made of pure lead.
Ass crack profoundly displayed.
Red dot on forehead.
Haiku #59974
Posted: October 10, 2018 5:13 am ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER