Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #59980
Solved your worm problem
Telepathy and Magnets
Anal Exodus

Be near a latrine
There may be some slight cramping
Noticed you have crabs
Haiku #59980
Posted: October 10, 2018 2:02 pm ET
Poet & location: Doctor Haikuna Matata of Village of the Ashes