Sniffing the chair seats
Just after people get up
A low cost hobby
by Frugal Freddy of Movie seats that smell like cheese and feet
Lying beside you
After the crash.Detached twat
Has covered your face
by Anonymous Poet of Sung to Highway Crash Journey song whatever
I know that you know
That I know you know that I
Know that you know that
by Starkitten
My pet snake teaching
Me some really cool new tricks
Then I throw him down
by Ophiuchus
We played cards instead
Unconsummated marriage
Strip Poker. Go Fish.
by Old Maid of Undisclosed Pacfic Northwest Location
O'dor doo Toilet
Fecal Contamination
Chanel Number 2
by Gwynneth Paltrow of Goopwich, CT
If I wore a bra
Or panties for that matter
I'd fling them on stage
by Jonesin for Tom Jones of Who now looks like Robert Plant's evil twin
Whether I'm right
Or whether I'm wrong
Whether I find a place in this world
Or never belong
I gotta be me
I've got to be me
What else can I be
But what I am?
by Tony Clifton, Jr. of Las Vegas
Brought up in a barn
And he was hung like a horse.
Meet Bamboo Harvester
by Starkitten of Mr. Ed Fan Club
Bring me a long rod
Stacked with two dozen doughnuts
That's a midnight snack
by Anonymous Poet
Thought you'd like to know
All eyebrows are falling out
Whiskerless kitten
by Starkitten
Pussy farts!
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of I just, you know, had to throw that in there.
John-boy's mole has souls.
Six point oh two two times 10...
Oh, fuck it, you know.
Enough damned souls to
fill hell to the brimstone gas
root mean square speed fiend.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Double Cage Fight Time!!
Paul Simon and Daryl Hall
Fight Garfunkel/Oates
by Edie Brickell of Had it up to here
John Boy Walton's mole
Do you think it has a soul?
Could go either way
by John Boy Walton's plantars wart of Foot region
Forgotten Mooncake
Now a doorstop. Hey, come in..
See Hairy Sunrise
by Starkitten
Cleaning my haiku
In front of you..scrub a Doo
Guitar Solo Now!
by Yeah, I'm hooked on meth of Method all purpose cleaner
Knicky knacky Knew
Gave the whole barnyard a screw
Had a standing O
by Ovation.. more than just getting the clap.still washing mud and hoofprints of Even tried to fellate the scarecrow
If you were forced to,
which farm animal would you,
you know, do it with?
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Oh, that's some good shit.
Fuck the pigs! Fuck 'em I say!
Meaning cops, not swine.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Oh, almost forgot.
Need to deliver this meth.
Maybe one more line.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Mental note: Return.
Scout around for body parts.
For trophy or snack.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Common occurrence.
Drunk asshole on motor bike.
Hell, I'll drink to that.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
The more dead people,
the more room there is for me.
Multiple car crash.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Zit pus mirror splat.
Cock throttle chicken choker.
Coffee, meth, whiskey.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER of at my uncle Jim Bob's house picking up a delivery.
Pink sand, flamingoes
Hammock. Palm fronds..ABBA girls
Wake up VHS!
by Starkitten of Gimme Gimme some Bad Haiku
Hey man, I just did
a quick search of the tree
And medicinal scones
by Starkitten
in the name of jesus
cheist would it not be nice
if you would stop extending
your suicide upon
the rest of humanity
by His blood and Grace...
people make choices
good, bad, breakfast...get your ass
into the idea you are part of
Gaia, not a disease!!
by vhs
Jury's will acquit.
Innocent by influence of
horrible poems.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
You are innocent.
For all the horrors you do.
Blame my poetry.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Wouldn't it be nice
If the sun blew up the Earth?
Incineration
by Have Mercy and kill us all at once
He pissed bright yellow
Vitamin taxi-cab hue.
House flies on steroids.
Staining the tile.
Like a cathedral window.
Kneel, bow, and pray.
Oooo! An M-&-M!
What was I talking about?
Rolph, hurl, barf, splat.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Worship the dollar.
Throw dollars at the whores' feet.
Kiss their filthy toes.
Where's enlightenment?
Lighten your load underneath.
Best you can hope for.
Dead President God.
Green paper watermark slut.
Plucked deep from her butt.
Evacuated.
Vacant, empty, and soulless.
Ejaculated.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Twat waffle whiskey.
Papa Smurf's guilty secret.
Fermented dingles.
Better than shingles.
Stripper's pole disinfectant.
Was he expectant?
Phlegm on dollar bills.
Expect the expectorant.
Rob-DM tripping.
Smurf Berry syrup.
High strength hollow sin again.
Hallow-sin-a-gin.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER'S SENTIENT TESTICLES
Kitten and Cobain
Both mercury in Pisces
Nineteen sixty seven
by Starkitten of Aberdeen slinking around
if kurt cobain
was still alive would he have ever
achieved nirvana?
by vhs
Girl reads newspapers.
And has a novel on hand.
Fuck that is sexy.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Sister's a Mister
A nun with a big ten inch
Hard habit to break
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku should not rhyme.
If you do that is a crime.
Disgusting butt slime.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Drop the bass, Lawrence!
Did you ever look so nice?
A cute angina
by Starkitten.. Welking Out of One toke over the line
Fuck I've work to do.
So behind and this I do.
Writing bad haiku.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Former employer
Found hacked apart. Axe murder
Now, dont look at me...
by Starkitten
50 years from now.
Nursing home stereo blares,
"Fuck the pain away!"
The orderlies laugh.
Old people don't know music.
Never have nor will.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
Young lad, listen here
Commando 24/7
Neigh, No more jockeys!!
by Disgruntled Racehorse. of Translation through Starkitten Equine Whisperer
Marilyn Manson,
Peaches, Nine Inch Nails, Gwar,
Ghost Pepper Cock Rub.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
If you're commando,
make sure your barn door is closed;
stay out of jail.
by Anonymous Poet
Collared priest boy rape.
Confessional blood shit cum.
Fuck the sin away.
by DARTH FIGPUCKER
anyways
i was damn
happy my friend said graham's number
don't confuse it for a graham's cracker...
the joke stuck
by vhs
you know DF i
honestly don't care about
some people...you can't
do anything about
them so let them learn the
hard way about moxie
by vhs
i do not want this
screaming bitching generation
go to the crib
shame shame shame
by vhs
