Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #59875
He pissed bright yellow
Vitamin taxi-cab hue.
House flies on steroids.

Staining the tile.
Like a cathedral window.
Kneel, bow, and pray.

Oooo! An M-&-M!
What was I talking about?
Rolph, hurl, barf, splat.
Haiku #59875
Posted: October 6, 2018 11:39 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER