Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #59874
Worship the dollar.
Throw dollars at the whores' feet.
Kiss their filthy toes.

Where's enlightenment?
Lighten your load underneath.
Best you can hope for.

Dead President God.
Green paper watermark slut.
Plucked deep from her butt.

Evacuated.
Vacant, empty, and soulless.
Ejaculated.
Haiku #59874
Posted: October 6, 2018 11:09 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER