Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #59873
Twat waffle whiskey.
Papa Smurf's guilty secret.
Fermented dingles.

Better than shingles.
Stripper's pole disinfectant.
Was he expectant?

Phlegm on dollar bills.
Expect the expectorant.
Rob-DM tripping.

Smurf Berry syrup.
High strength hollow sin again.
Hallow-sin-a-gin.
Haiku #59873
Posted: October 6, 2018 9:55 pm ET
Poet & location: DARTH FIGPUCKER'S SENTIENT TESTICLES