i think someone's old
trs 80 went nuts
and posted a large
ASCII
of a rocket ship from an
old floppy game disk
by vhs
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Change the captcha code.
Now there's more spam than before.
That's tech improvement.
It's more difficult.
Functionality decreased.
Bloody fucking hell.
by Bill Gates' runaway dog. Please don't send me back.
all your base, your base
no treble, all about your
base belong to us...
no treble
by vhs
it's been a long time
since all your base are belong
set us up the bomb
by ash
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by fatjoy of uk
late in the night old
age does not change quickly but
tries to live habit
by vhs
where is da pig, its
time to hear the cracks and jokes
let the man squeal up
by vhs of df?
happy 4th, use the
4th, watch monty python and
popcorn, fireworks
by vhs of bicycle repair man
This is the present:
And now it is the future
No wait... now it is
by Adam Ben Adam of The Space-Time Continuum
my name isobel
i heard she was married to
herself, bjork done said
by vhs
when i see a worm
i floor it real fast, boy
the worm is now squash
by Isabel of UK
listening to those
shiny disks called cds i
pod you not, my friends
by vhs of adina do you wanna get freaky with me?
I've been on line with
the habits I've been at for
a long time...I'm bored
by vhs
why i have peter
gabriel songs stuck in my
mind...shock the monkey
by vhs
Bad Haiku is Bad
Seven Syllables Seven
Bad Haiku is Bad
by Paul of New York
its ok...i just know
im not a robot...bot..
robot...bot..bot...bot
by vhs
your new recaptcha
is also quite fatiguing
for us old people
by ash
i'm old and tired
getting older and more tired
it's very tiring
by ash
if we get into
the song of solomon, let
me know your thoughts, eh?
by vhs
Dream dance smell incense
Myrrh aloes and cassia
Odor of garments
by Adam Ben Adam of Dreamland
i wish i could let
go of the past but the past
dont let go of me
by vhs
there is a time and
a place for everything
fall spring winter summer
by vhs
i just wanted to
know what kvetch meant not kvetching
about all that though
by vhs
fermented apple
juice, that nice surprise buzzing
when you gave up drink
by vhs
if someone has a
big head they need to drink some
moloko vellocet
by vhs
the before and the
after wait in line or jump
the fence and climb in
by vhs
aliens, robots and
asteroids oh my!
dorothy and spock
a talking scarecrow, illogical
by vhs
People who eat pork
often look like fat piggies.
You know what they say.
by
Do you like bacon?
I think it's much too greasy.
And pigs smell like shit.
by Anonymous Poet
Penile implants
filled with nitroglycerine.
Can you imagine?
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we are ze robots
we are are are mulfunzhneeng
volkvagon robutttts....
by vhssphere of program repeat, overload overload
kraftwerk likes to sing
about how they are the robots
but they're Germans
i thought i had some observation here
but i do not
by vhssphere
kraftwerk likes to sing
about how they are the robots
but they're Germans
i thought i had some observation here
but i do not
by vhssphere
we entereth my
territorial waters
anon odd stranger
by vhsspeare
like hell you will, if
you get started ill start with
pantera posts...shit
theres a band called Death
by vhsx
Death metal haiku.
I think we should try it out.
By we I mean I.
Frog on lily pad.
Snake devours the fat frog.
Death is all I know.
huh huh, that was cool.
Yeah yeah, that fucking kicks ass.
Watch your mouth, Beavis!
You can't say that word
on MTV, you fuckhead.
Penis ball bearings.
by I think I'll get some ball bearing inserted in the shaft of of my penis under the skin to make the whores happy.
the problem with my
time here is im too happy
to post death haiku
by vhsx
space time is Bent its
too broken to fixall the
crap youd want to fix
by vhsx
damn it, every
time i post one measley ku
theres that fucking loaf
of outbursts,,,some of
those monkeys throw shit, others
poems...winks, having fun?
summer
by vhs
It would be so cool
if they had porn recaptcha
photos to select.
Choose the big titties.
Click on the nipple piercings.
Select the butt sex.
by Darth Figpucker
You must learn to feel
good about being evil.
Presidential grin.
I hate selecting
store fronts, roads, cars, buses, and
street signs fuck fuck fuck.
by
What is the mass of
all live mosquitoes on Earth?
Asking for a friend.
by
Existence is a
double-blind experiment.
But who's watching God?
by
If space time is curved,
why can't I kill my old self
before it's too late?
by It's okay to hate life.
what is a depressed
android going to do when
he is asked for tea?
summer
by vhs
Really analytic and helpful.
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by fatjoy of uk
write a book and
get back to me when i have the
time to keep up here
by vhs
How many of my
farts will equal the Big Bang?
Forty Two, of course.
by Anonymous Poet
What did the butler
and maid call the psychopath?
Master Norman Bates.
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