Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 182 Days and 70643 Haikus later...

This is the present:
And now it is the future
No wait... now it is
Haiku # 58690, July 4, 2018 4:16 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam of The Space-Time Continuum
my name isobel
i heard she was married to
herself, bjork done said
Haiku # 58689, July 3, 2018 5:15 pm ET
by vhs
when i see a worm
i floor it real fast, boy
the worm is now squash
Haiku # 58688, July 3, 2018 12:38 pm ET
by Isabel of UK
listening to those
shiny disks called cds i
pod you not, my friends
Haiku # 58687, July 2, 2018 7:10 pm ET
by vhs of adina do you wanna get freaky with me?
I've been on line with
the habits I've been at for
a long time...I'm bored
Haiku # 58686, July 1, 2018 8:02 pm ET
by vhs
why i have peter
gabriel songs stuck in my
mind...shock the monkey
Haiku # 58685, June 30, 2018 5:41 pm ET
by vhs
Bad Haiku is Bad
Seven Syllables Seven
Bad Haiku is Bad
Haiku # 58684, June 30, 2018 2:06 am ET
by Paul of New York
its ok...i just know
im not a robot...bot..
robot...bot..bot...bot
Haiku # 58683, June 29, 2018 7:31 pm ET
by vhs
your new recaptcha
is also quite fatiguing
for us old people
Haiku # 58682, June 29, 2018 3:43 am ET
by ash
i'm old and tired
getting older and more tired
it's very tiring
Haiku # 58681, June 29, 2018 3:41 am ET
by ash
if we get into
the song of solomon, let
me know your thoughts, eh?
Haiku # 58680, June 28, 2018 5:36 pm ET
by vhs
Dream dance smell incense
Myrrh aloes and cassia
Odor of garments
Haiku # 58679, June 28, 2018 12:52 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam of Dreamland
i wish i could let
go of the past but the past
dont let go of me
Haiku # 58678, June 27, 2018 10:49 pm ET
by vhs
there is a time and
a place for everything
fall spring winter summer
Haiku # 58677, June 26, 2018 9:44 pm ET
by vhs
i just wanted to
know what kvetch meant not kvetching
about all that though
Haiku # 58676, June 26, 2018 3:22 pm ET
by vhs
fermented apple
juice, that nice surprise buzzing
when you gave up drink
Haiku # 58675, June 26, 2018 2:56 pm ET
by vhs
if someone has a
big head they need to drink some
moloko vellocet
Haiku # 58674, June 25, 2018 9:10 pm ET
by vhs
the before and the
after wait in line or jump
the fence and climb in
Haiku # 58673, June 24, 2018 11:55 pm ET
by vhs
aliens, robots and
asteroids oh my!
dorothy and spock

a talking scarecrow, illogical
Haiku # 58672, June 24, 2018 11:51 pm ET
by vhs
People who eat pork
often look like fat piggies.
You know what they say.
Haiku # 58671, June 24, 2018 10:18 am ET
by
Do you like bacon?
I think it's much too greasy.
And pigs smell like shit.
Haiku # 58670, June 24, 2018 10:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Penile implants
filled with nitroglycerine.
Can you imagine?
Haiku # 58669, June 24, 2018 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
we are ze robots
we are are are mulfunzhneeng
volkvagon robutttts....
Haiku # 58668, June 23, 2018 11:00 pm ET
by vhssphere of program repeat, overload overload
kraftwerk likes to sing
about how they are the robots
but they're Germans

i thought i had some observation here
but i do not
Haiku # 58667, June 23, 2018 10:57 pm ET
by vhssphere
kraftwerk likes to sing
about how they are the robots
but they're Germans

i thought i had some observation here
but i do not
Haiku # 58666, June 23, 2018 10:56 pm ET
by vhssphere
we entereth my
territorial waters
anon odd stranger
Haiku # 58665, June 23, 2018 8:47 am ET
by vhsspeare
like hell you will, if
you get started ill start with
pantera posts...shit

theres a band called Death
Haiku # 58664, June 23, 2018 8:46 am ET
by vhsx
Death metal haiku.
I think we should try it out.
By we I mean I.

Frog on lily pad.
Snake devours the fat frog.
Death is all I know.

huh huh, that was cool.
Yeah yeah, that fucking kicks ass.
Watch your mouth, Beavis!

You can't say that word
on MTV, you fuckhead.
Penis ball bearings.
Haiku # 58663, June 22, 2018 8:23 pm ET
by I think I'll get some ball bearing inserted in the shaft of of my penis under the skin to make the whores happy.
the problem with my
time here is im too happy
to post death haiku
Haiku # 58662, June 22, 2018 6:00 pm ET
by vhsx
space time is Bent its
too broken to fixall the
crap youd want to fix
Haiku # 58661, June 22, 2018 5:57 pm ET
by vhsx
damn it, every
time i post one measley ku
theres that fucking loaf

of outbursts,,,some of
those monkeys throw shit, others
poems...winks, having fun?

summer
Haiku # 58660, June 22, 2018 5:51 pm ET
by vhs
It would be so cool
if they had porn recaptcha
photos to select.

Choose the big titties.
Click on the nipple piercings.
Select the butt sex.
Haiku # 58659, June 22, 2018 9:33 am ET
by Darth Figpucker
You must learn to feel
good about being evil.
Presidential grin.

I hate selecting
store fronts, roads, cars, buses, and
street signs fuck fuck fuck.
Haiku # 58658, June 22, 2018 9:28 am ET
by
What is the mass of
all live mosquitoes on Earth?
Asking for a friend.
Haiku # 58657, June 22, 2018 9:23 am ET
by
Existence is a
double-blind experiment.
But who's watching God?
Haiku # 58656, June 22, 2018 9:18 am ET
by
If space time is curved,
why can't I kill my old self
before it's too late?
Haiku # 58655, June 22, 2018 9:14 am ET
by It's okay to hate life.
what is a depressed
android going to do when
he is asked for tea?

summer
Haiku # 58654, June 22, 2018 8:57 am ET
by vhs
Really analytic and helpful.
http://www.buyprosolutiongel.com/
Haiku # 58653, June 22, 2018 8:47 am ET
by fatjoy of uk
write a book and
get back to me when i have the
time to keep up here
Haiku # 58652, June 21, 2018 10:21 pm ET
by vhs
How many of my
farts will equal the Big Bang?
Forty Two, of course.
Haiku # 58651, June 21, 2018 10:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
What did the butler
and maid call the psychopath?
Master Norman Bates.
Haiku # 58650, June 21, 2018 10:15 pm ET
by
The fragments of mind
unite in ways they shouldn't
when on LSD.

Taste the rainbow balls.
Perspiration snow cone juice.
Hear colors of jazz.
Haiku # 58649, June 21, 2018 10:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my schtick is bad bad
impersonations, yours is
metaphysics art
Haiku # 58648, June 21, 2018 8:40 pm ET
by vhs
Dancing through my mind
I'm conscious and unconscious
Starlight meanders
Haiku # 58647, June 21, 2018 12:52 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
Why do breast implants
detonate upon impact
like a bagel head?
Haiku # 58645, June 21, 2018 2:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Behold the living
One from first Adam to last
And the son as well
Haiku # 58644, June 21, 2018 12:42 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam
שלום עליכם
כן המשיח חי
ראיתי אותו
Haiku # 58643, June 20, 2018 11:47 pm ET
by ברית אל of בית אל
To enjoy the moment I'd have to do drugs and go whoring and when you're enslaved (married) with monsters (children), that sort of thing is just not considered cool... unless you're President. Then it's okay.
Haiku # 58642, June 20, 2018 10:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'd like all Christians
to travel back through time and
meet Jesus alive.

Of course you'd need one of those Babblefish electronic translators made for Aramaic and they would see you with it and probably stone you to death for witchcraft, but oh well. Or they could learn Aramaic before they go through the time portal, but like that's going to really happen! Better odds of actually inventing a time machine.

My 2nd wish would be to bring dinosaurs back from the past to the present. None of that DNA crap and YourAssSick Park Movies. Actual dinos. That would be cool. McRaptor Legs w/ BBQ sauce!
Haiku # 58641, June 20, 2018 10:57 pm ET
by
someone celebrates
the end times maybe they should
enjoy the moment
Haiku # 58640, June 20, 2018 5:15 pm ET
by vhs of that they have
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