BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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when i see a worm
i floor it real fast, boy
the worm is now squash
Haiku #58688, by Isabel of UK
July 3, 2018 12:38 pm ET

listening to those
shiny disks called cds i
pod you not, my friends
Haiku #58687, by vhs of adina do you wanna get freaky with me?
July 2, 2018 7:10 pm ET

I've been on line with
the habits I've been at for
a long time...I'm bored
Haiku #58686, by vhs
July 1, 2018 8:02 pm ET

why i have peter
gabriel songs stuck in my
mind...shock the monkey
Haiku #58685, by vhs
June 30, 2018 5:41 pm ET

Bad Haiku is Bad
Seven Syllables Seven
Bad Haiku is Bad
Haiku #58684, by Paul of New York
June 30, 2018 2:06 am ET

its ok...i just know
im not a
Haiku #58683, by vhs
June 29, 2018 7:31 pm ET

your new recaptcha
is also quite fatiguing
for us old people
Haiku #58682, by ash
June 29, 2018 3:43 am ET

i'm old and tired
getting older and more tired
it's very tiring
Haiku #58681, by ash
June 29, 2018 3:41 am ET

if we get into
the song of solomon, let
me know your thoughts, eh?
Haiku #58680, by vhs
June 28, 2018 5:36 pm ET

Dream dance smell incense
Myrrh aloes and cassia
Odor of garments
Haiku #58679, by Adam Ben Adam of Dreamland
June 28, 2018 12:52 am ET

i wish i could let
go of the past but the past
dont let go of me
Haiku #58678, by vhs
June 27, 2018 10:49 pm ET

there is a time and
a place for everything
fall spring winter summer
Haiku #58677, by vhs
June 26, 2018 9:44 pm ET

i just wanted to
know what kvetch meant not kvetching
about all that though
Haiku #58676, by vhs
June 26, 2018 3:22 pm ET

fermented apple
juice, that nice surprise buzzing
when you gave up drink
Haiku #58675, by vhs
June 26, 2018 2:56 pm ET

if someone has a
big head they need to drink some
moloko vellocet
Haiku #58674, by vhs
June 25, 2018 9:10 pm ET

the before and the
after wait in line or jump
the fence and climb in
Haiku #58673, by vhs
June 24, 2018 11:55 pm ET

aliens, robots and
asteroids oh my!
dorothy and spock

a talking scarecrow, illogical
Haiku #58672, by vhs
June 24, 2018 11:51 pm ET

People who eat pork
often look like fat piggies.
You know what they say.
Haiku #58671, by
June 24, 2018 10:18 am ET

Do you like bacon?
I think it's much too greasy.
And pigs smell like shit.
Haiku #58670, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2018 10:17 am ET

Penile implants
filled with nitroglycerine.
Can you imagine?
Haiku #58669, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2018 10:13 am ET

we are ze robots
we are are are mulfunzhneeng
volkvagon robutttts....
Haiku #58668, by vhssphere of program repeat, overload overload
June 23, 2018 11:00 pm ET

kraftwerk likes to sing
about how they are the robots
but they're Germans

i thought i had some observation here
but i do not
Haiku #58667, by vhssphere
June 23, 2018 10:57 pm ET

kraftwerk likes to sing
about how they are the robots
but they're Germans

i thought i had some observation here
but i do not
Haiku #58666, by vhssphere
June 23, 2018 10:56 pm ET

we entereth my
territorial waters
anon odd stranger
Haiku #58665, by vhsspeare
June 23, 2018 8:47 am ET

like hell you will, if
you get started ill start with
pantera posts...shit

theres a band called Death
Haiku #58664, by vhsx
June 23, 2018 8:46 am ET

Death metal haiku.
I think we should try it out.
By we I mean I.

Frog on lily pad.
Snake devours the fat frog.
Death is all I know.

huh huh, that was cool.
Yeah yeah, that fucking kicks ass.
Watch your mouth, Beavis!

You can't say that word
on MTV, you fuckhead.
Penis ball bearings.
Haiku #58663, by I think I'll get some ball bearing inserted in the shaft of of my penis under the skin to make the whores happy.
June 22, 2018 8:23 pm ET

the problem with my
time here is im too happy
to post death haiku
Haiku #58662, by vhsx
June 22, 2018 6:00 pm ET

space time is Bent its
too broken to fixall the
crap youd want to fix
Haiku #58661, by vhsx
June 22, 2018 5:57 pm ET

damn it, every
time i post one measley ku
theres that fucking loaf

of outbursts,,,some of
those monkeys throw shit, others
poems...winks, having fun?

Haiku #58660, by vhs
June 22, 2018 5:51 pm ET

It would be so cool
if they had porn recaptcha
photos to select.

Choose the big titties.
Click on the nipple piercings.
Select the butt sex.
Haiku #58659, by Darth Figpucker
June 22, 2018 9:33 am ET

You must learn to feel
good about being evil.
Presidential grin.

I hate selecting
store fronts, roads, cars, buses, and
street signs fuck fuck fuck.
Haiku #58658, by
June 22, 2018 9:28 am ET

What is the mass of
all live mosquitoes on Earth?
Asking for a friend.
Haiku #58657, by
June 22, 2018 9:23 am ET

Existence is a
double-blind experiment.
But who's watching God?
Haiku #58656, by
June 22, 2018 9:18 am ET

If space time is curved,
why can't I kill my old self
before it's too late?
Haiku #58655, by It's okay to hate life.
June 22, 2018 9:14 am ET

what is a depressed
android going to do when
he is asked for tea?

Haiku #58654, by vhs
June 22, 2018 8:57 am ET

Really analytic and helpful.
Haiku #58653, by fatjoy of uk
June 22, 2018 8:47 am ET

write a book and
get back to me when i have the
time to keep up here
Haiku #58652, by vhs
June 21, 2018 10:21 pm ET

How many of my
farts will equal the Big Bang?
Forty Two, of course.
Haiku #58651, by Anonymous Poet
June 21, 2018 10:18 pm ET

What did the butler
and maid call the psychopath?
Master Norman Bates.
Haiku #58650, by
June 21, 2018 10:15 pm ET

The fragments of mind
unite in ways they shouldn't
when on LSD.

Taste the rainbow balls.
Perspiration snow cone juice.
Hear colors of jazz.
Haiku #58649, by Anonymous Poet
June 21, 2018 10:06 pm ET

my schtick is bad bad
impersonations, yours is
metaphysics art
Haiku #58648, by vhs
June 21, 2018 8:40 pm ET

Dancing through my mind
I'm conscious and unconscious
Starlight meanders
Haiku #58647, by Adam Ben Adam
June 21, 2018 12:52 pm ET

Saline injections
circle like the Rising Sun's
proud warrior forebears.

Red with streaking lines.
Hollow right in the middle.
Jewish lox breakfast.

Why not a penis?
Swollen size will satisfy.
Now where's that needle?
Haiku #58646, by mytoyota mushysushi of wasabi factory packaging plant
June 21, 2018 2:12 am ET

Why do breast implants
detonate upon impact
like a bagel head?
Haiku #58645, by Anonymous Poet
June 21, 2018 2:04 am ET

Behold the living
One from first Adam to last
And the son as well
Haiku #58644, by Adam Ben Adam
June 21, 2018 12:42 am ET

שלום עליכם
כן המשיח חי
ראיתי אותו
Haiku #58643, by ברית אל of בית אל
June 20, 2018 11:47 pm ET

To enjoy the moment I'd have to do drugs and go whoring and when you're enslaved (married) with monsters (children), that sort of thing is just not considered cool... unless you're President. Then it's okay.
Haiku #58642, by Anonymous Poet
June 20, 2018 10:59 pm ET

I'd like all Christians
to travel back through time and
meet Jesus alive.

Of course you'd need one of those Babblefish electronic translators made for Aramaic and they would see you with it and probably stone you to death for witchcraft, but oh well. Or they could learn Aramaic before they go through the time portal, but like that's going to really happen! Better odds of actually inventing a time machine.

My 2nd wish would be to bring dinosaurs back from the past to the present. None of that DNA crap and YourAssSick Park Movies. Actual dinos. That would be cool. McRaptor Legs w/ BBQ sauce!
Haiku #58641, by
June 20, 2018 10:57 pm ET

someone celebrates
the end times maybe they should
enjoy the moment
Haiku #58640, by vhs of that they have
June 20, 2018 5:15 pm ET

if i see more cell
phone zombies, if we pull the
plug on all of it

watch the fun begin
Haiku #58639, by vhs
June 20, 2018 8:53 am ET