Death metal haiku.
I think we should try it out.
By we I mean I.
Frog on lily pad.
Snake devours the fat frog.
Death is all I know.
huh huh, that was cool.
Yeah yeah, that fucking kicks ass.
Watch your mouth, Beavis!
You can't say that word
on MTV, you fuckhead.
Penis ball bearings.
Haiku #58663, by I think I'll get some ball bearing inserted in the shaft of of my penis under the skin to make the whores happy.
June 22, 2018 8:23 pm ET