Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #58663
Death metal haiku.
I think we should try it out.
By we I mean I.

Frog on lily pad.
Snake devours the fat frog.
Death is all I know.

huh huh, that was cool.
Yeah yeah, that fucking kicks ass.
Watch your mouth, Beavis!

You can't say that word
on MTV, you fuckhead.
Penis ball bearings.
Haiku #58663
Posted: June 22, 2018 8:23 pm ET
Poet & location: I think I'll get some ball bearing inserted in the shaft of of my penis under the skin to make the whores happy.