i brought out my dark
side to play with for a while
hes in the closet

outgrowing the dead
prisons of life that distract
like dive bars of life

some people make the
petty things in life more a deal
than they should be

perverts, extroverts
introverts, ambiverts, and
vodka martinis

the internet was
a lonely place at the start
and can be these times...

one day all these posts
will just be here, staying here
who or what reads them?

what kind of haiku
are made in china, sold say
by a wal mart store?

buddha decided
to drop in on china to
put some ideas taown

free vbucks

haikus are from ja
pan and they are like poems
they are from japan

if i can come to
understand another word
my mind alters so

Jeg ser på som to
Trær vokser inn i himmelen
Og de blir et tre

i didnt need drugs
i had saturday morning cartoons
and plumbers that got
bigger when they ate mushrooms...

go ask alice when she is 10 feet tall

Nothing shocks me now.
Unless I put my finger
in the light socket.

I actually like getting shocked, as strange as that sounds. The buzzing, tingling, teeth clenching like tripping on acid for two seconds until you let go and the clan just killed two pigs and a goat for the big fiesta and I'm going to eat some mushrooms and be as obnoxious as possible and hit on my wife's friends and cousins when she's not looking and I'll just blame the drugs, although it's not really the drugs b/c it's preplanned and if you never sin then Jesus died for nothing so it's okay. Have you ever skateboarded on shrooms? No, I guess you never have nor will and I understand. Not everyone climbs mountains and talks to shimmering bushes and does what the bushes tell them to do but they should. I mean, it's that or the fucking TV! Take your pick.
When my children are enraptured with Youtube video game commentaries, I chase them out of the house and tell them to go steal something, do drugs, or throw rocks at old people. One of these days they will listen!

how much is shocking
when shocking is not shocking
i find that shocking

Food porn toots my horn.
You want it but can't have it.
Unless you are rich.

i heard a lot of
talk about nibiru from
conspiracy nuts

some folks younger than
me work circles around me
i bug the bb
generation, there's hope
and theres steely dan

gen x knows too much
is never enough, greed is good
claimed some well dressed fool

american psycho
has given way to mtf
not that i mind...

Is an ex-porn star
considered Ex-XXX?
Once one, always one.

Jesus! Streets signs and store fronts and cars and busses... and fuck it... too much shit for me to deal with. Goddamn Google!

do you like your food
porn well done, raw or medium
well said Reagan

i was getting a
bit concerned you were dead I'm
glad it is not so...

so to get you bitch
bitch bitchy buddy? about
time you showed up...here's

a fleshlight for you

You doing porn now?
Referring to XXX.
Nice to be employed.

to long for a day
where the worst things to bitch on
was cafe' food...amen

irony rusted
iron turned to dust ironic
ideas powdered

it all comes to one
last something, hurrah, then tge
true story begins

conspiracy fades
into myth like faith, deeds, magic
tragic past life

A moth came whispered
Everything to me in time
Twitching in cocoon

the day passes, the
story continues for some
and ends for others

i can hear BOOM in
the air and I thought the day
would drag on but no

I have a day off
and the weather does not take
days off on tuesdays...

i am on the path
of exercizing my right
to work my body

I look to the rock
From which I was carved sometimes
Feel like a pebble

The nightmares seep in
Water in a submarine
Carrying some weight

pastor said what weighs me
they he she down, what burdens
all of us, let go

i work with some who
ask existential questions
about where to go

and what to do and
now i understand how i
was in those same times

He gathers the tents
He sits up there like a stone
Visits now and then

Imaginary
Butterfly net I found one
Other way around?

Grass grows in silence
Quivered breath as time returns
Wealth flows in the light

Oh well in that case
I'll have to throw you some pearls
We're speaking in code

oh there's always a
hook, good or bad but it seems
pigs are not around

I sigh you're sighin'
We're all sighin' for Zion
Have any fish yet?

on a hill seeking
the shining city, zion
but we have ice cream!

I am oh so tired
Where are all the butterflies?
Looking for Monarchs

i see the end of
things i like and feel like i
need to do something

even in times of
great crisis one has to put
out words of "wisdom"

kafka and trump in
the same conversation can
expose the heart beast

1997 net
close to when this site came to
be...it is still here

i hate living in
a time where some people edge
on civil warfare