Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
I look to the rock
From which I was carved sometimes
Feel like a pebble
Haiku # 58716 July 16, 2018 1:31 pm ET
by David Ben David
The nightmares seep in
Water in a submarine
Carrying some weight
Haiku # 58715 July 16, 2018 12:55 am ET
by MONARCH
pastor said what weighs me
they he she down, what burdens
all of us, let go
Haiku # 58714 July 15, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by vhs
i work with some who
ask existential questions
about where to go

and what to do and
now i understand how i
was in those same times
Haiku # 58713 July 14, 2018 7:14 pm ET
by vhs
He gathers the tents
He sits up there like a stone
Visits now and then
Haiku # 58712 July 14, 2018 12:29 am ET
by David Ben David
Imaginary
Butterfly net I found one
Other way around?
Haiku # 58711 July 14, 2018 12:20 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam
Grass grows in silence
Quivered breath as time returns
Wealth flows in the light
Haiku # 58710 July 14, 2018 12:17 am ET
by MONARCH
Oh well in that case
I'll have to throw you some pearls
We're speaking in code
Haiku # 58709 July 13, 2018 11:06 pm ET
by MONARCH
oh there's always a
hook, good or bad but it seems
pigs are not around
Haiku # 58708 July 13, 2018 7:58 pm ET
by vhs
I sigh you're sighin'
We're all sighin' for Zion
Have any fish yet?
Haiku # 58707 July 13, 2018 1:08 am ET
by MONARCH of COCOON
on a hill seeking
the shining city, zion
but we have ice cream!
Haiku # 58706 July 12, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by vhs of summer
I am oh so tired
Where are all the butterflies?
Looking for Monarchs
Haiku # 58705 July 11, 2018 11:09 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
i see the end of
things i like and feel like i
need to do something
Haiku # 58704 July 11, 2018 6:27 pm ET
by vhs
even in times of
great crisis one has to put
out words of "wisdom"
Haiku # 58703 July 10, 2018 11:52 am ET
by vhs
kafka and trump in
the same conversation can
expose the heart beast
Haiku # 58702 July 9, 2018 6:47 pm ET
by vhs
1997 net
close to when this site came to
be...it is still here
Haiku # 58701 July 8, 2018 10:40 pm ET
by vhs
i hate living in
a time where some people edge
on civil warfare
Haiku # 58700 July 7, 2018 7:19 pm ET
by vhs of ...it feeds the rich while it buries the poor
i think someone's old
trs 80 went nuts
and posted a large

ASCII
of a rocket ship from an
old floppy game disk
Haiku # 58699 July 6, 2018 8:35 am ET
by vhs
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ooooooooooooooooooooooo oo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo ~~~~OOO ~~~~OOO
oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
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Haiku # 58698 July 6, 2018 8:01 am ET
by
Change the captcha code.
Now there's more spam than before.
That's tech improvement.

It's more difficult.
Functionality decreased.
Bloody fucking hell.
Haiku # 58697 July 6, 2018 7:53 am ET
by Bill Gates' runaway dog. Please don't send me back.
all your base, your base
no treble, all about your
base belong to us...

no treble
Haiku # 58696 July 5, 2018 6:13 pm ET
by vhs
it's been a long time
since all your base are belong
set us up the bomb
Haiku # 58695 July 5, 2018 9:05 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 58694 July 5, 2018 2:20 am ET
by fatjoy of uk
late in the night old
age does not change quickly but
tries to live habit
Haiku # 58693 July 4, 2018 11:56 pm ET
by vhs
where is da pig, its
time to hear the cracks and jokes
let the man squeal up
Haiku # 58692 July 4, 2018 8:57 am ET
by vhs of df?
happy 4th, use the
4th, watch monty python and
popcorn, fireworks
Haiku # 58691 July 4, 2018 8:50 am ET
by vhs of bicycle repair man
This is the present:
And now it is the future
No wait... now it is
Haiku # 58690 July 4, 2018 4:16 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam of The Space-Time Continuum
my name isobel
i heard she was married to
herself, bjork done said
Haiku # 58689 July 3, 2018 5:15 pm ET
by vhs
when i see a worm
i floor it real fast, boy
the worm is now squash
Haiku # 58688 July 3, 2018 12:38 pm ET
by Isabel of UK
listening to those
shiny disks called cds i
pod you not, my friends
Haiku # 58687 July 2, 2018 7:10 pm ET
by vhs of adina do you wanna get freaky with me?
I've been on line with
the habits I've been at for
a long time...I'm bored
Haiku # 58686 July 1, 2018 8:02 pm ET
by vhs
why i have peter
gabriel songs stuck in my
mind...shock the monkey
Haiku # 58685 June 30, 2018 5:41 pm ET
by vhs
Bad Haiku is Bad
Seven Syllables Seven
Bad Haiku is Bad
Haiku # 58684 June 30, 2018 2:06 am ET
by Paul of New York
its ok...i just know
im not a robot...bot..
robot...bot..bot...bot
Haiku # 58683 June 29, 2018 7:31 pm ET
by vhs
your new recaptcha
is also quite fatiguing
for us old people
Haiku # 58682 June 29, 2018 3:43 am ET
by ash
i'm old and tired
getting older and more tired
it's very tiring
Haiku # 58681 June 29, 2018 3:41 am ET
by ash
if we get into
the song of solomon, let
me know your thoughts, eh?
Haiku # 58680 June 28, 2018 5:36 pm ET
by vhs
Dream dance smell incense
Myrrh aloes and cassia
Odor of garments
Haiku # 58679 June 28, 2018 12:52 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam of Dreamland
i wish i could let
go of the past but the past
dont let go of me
Haiku # 58678 June 27, 2018 10:49 pm ET
by vhs
there is a time and
a place for everything
fall spring winter summer
Haiku # 58677 June 26, 2018 9:44 pm ET
by vhs
i just wanted to
know what kvetch meant not kvetching
about all that though
Haiku # 58676 June 26, 2018 3:22 pm ET
by vhs
fermented apple
juice, that nice surprise buzzing
when you gave up drink
Haiku # 58675 June 26, 2018 2:56 pm ET
by vhs
if someone has a
big head they need to drink some
moloko vellocet
Haiku # 58674 June 25, 2018 9:10 pm ET
by vhs
the before and the
after wait in line or jump
the fence and climb in
Haiku # 58673 June 24, 2018 11:55 pm ET
by vhs
aliens, robots and
asteroids oh my!
dorothy and spock

a talking scarecrow, illogical
Haiku # 58672 June 24, 2018 11:51 pm ET
by vhs
People who eat pork
often look like fat piggies.
You know what they say.
Haiku # 58671 June 24, 2018 10:18 am ET
by
Do you like bacon?
I think it's much too greasy.
And pigs smell like shit.
Haiku # 58670 June 24, 2018 10:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Penile implants
filled with nitroglycerine.
Can you imagine?
Haiku # 58669 June 24, 2018 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
we are ze robots
we are are are mulfunzhneeng
volkvagon robutttts....
Haiku # 58668 June 23, 2018 11:00 pm ET
by vhssphere of program repeat, overload overload
kraftwerk likes to sing
about how they are the robots
but they're Germans

i thought i had some observation here
but i do not
Haiku # 58667 June 23, 2018 10:57 pm ET
by vhssphere
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