Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

pastor said what weighs me
they he she down, what burdens
all of us, let go
Haiku # 58714, July 15, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by vhs
i work with some who
ask existential questions
about where to go

and what to do and
now i understand how i
was in those same times
Haiku # 58713, July 14, 2018 7:14 pm ET
by vhs
He gathers the tents
He sits up there like a stone
Visits now and then
Haiku # 58712, July 14, 2018 12:29 am ET
by David Ben David
Imaginary
Butterfly net I found one
Other way around?
Haiku # 58711, July 14, 2018 12:20 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam
Grass grows in silence
Quivered breath as time returns
Wealth flows in the light
Haiku # 58710, July 14, 2018 12:17 am ET
by MONARCH
Oh well in that case
I'll have to throw you some pearls
We're speaking in code
Haiku # 58709, July 13, 2018 11:06 pm ET
by MONARCH
oh there's always a
hook, good or bad but it seems
pigs are not around
Haiku # 58708, July 13, 2018 7:58 pm ET
by vhs
I sigh you're sighin'
We're all sighin' for Zion
Have any fish yet?
Haiku # 58707, July 13, 2018 1:08 am ET
by MONARCH of COCOON
on a hill seeking
the shining city, zion
but we have ice cream!
Haiku # 58706, July 12, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by vhs of summer
I am oh so tired
Where are all the butterflies?
Looking for Monarchs
Haiku # 58705, July 11, 2018 11:09 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
i see the end of
things i like and feel like i
need to do something
Haiku # 58704, July 11, 2018 6:27 pm ET
by vhs
even in times of
great crisis one has to put
out words of "wisdom"
Haiku # 58703, July 10, 2018 11:52 am ET
by vhs
kafka and trump in
the same conversation can
expose the heart beast
Haiku # 58702, July 9, 2018 6:47 pm ET
by vhs
1997 net
close to when this site came to
be...it is still here
Haiku # 58701, July 8, 2018 10:40 pm ET
by vhs
i hate living in
a time where some people edge
on civil warfare
Haiku # 58700, July 7, 2018 7:19 pm ET
by vhs of ...it feeds the rich while it buries the poor
i think someone's old
trs 80 went nuts
and posted a large

ASCII
of a rocket ship from an
old floppy game disk
Haiku # 58699, July 6, 2018 8:35 am ET
by vhs
oooo
oooooo
ooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooo oo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo ~~~~OOO ~~~~OOO
oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooo oo
ooooo
oooooo
oooo
Haiku # 58698, July 6, 2018 8:01 am ET
by
Change the captcha code.
Now there's more spam than before.
That's tech improvement.

It's more difficult.
Functionality decreased.
Bloody fucking hell.
Haiku # 58697, July 6, 2018 7:53 am ET
by Bill Gates' runaway dog. Please don't send me back.
all your base, your base
no treble, all about your
base belong to us...

no treble
Haiku # 58696, July 5, 2018 6:13 pm ET
by vhs
it's been a long time
since all your base are belong
set us up the bomb
Haiku # 58695, July 5, 2018 9:05 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 58694, July 5, 2018 2:20 am ET
by fatjoy of uk
late in the night old
age does not change quickly but
tries to live habit
Haiku # 58693, July 4, 2018 11:56 pm ET
by vhs
where is da pig, its
time to hear the cracks and jokes
let the man squeal up
Haiku # 58692, July 4, 2018 8:57 am ET
by vhs of df?
happy 4th, use the
4th, watch monty python and
popcorn, fireworks
Haiku # 58691, July 4, 2018 8:50 am ET
by vhs of bicycle repair man
This is the present:
And now it is the future
No wait... now it is
Haiku # 58690, July 4, 2018 4:16 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam of The Space-Time Continuum
my name isobel
i heard she was married to
herself, bjork done said
Haiku # 58689, July 3, 2018 5:15 pm ET
by vhs
when i see a worm
i floor it real fast, boy
the worm is now squash
Haiku # 58688, July 3, 2018 12:38 pm ET
by Isabel of UK
listening to those
shiny disks called cds i
pod you not, my friends
Haiku # 58687, July 2, 2018 7:10 pm ET
by vhs of adina do you wanna get freaky with me?
I've been on line with
the habits I've been at for
a long time...I'm bored
Haiku # 58686, July 1, 2018 8:02 pm ET
by vhs
why i have peter
gabriel songs stuck in my
mind...shock the monkey
Haiku # 58685, June 30, 2018 5:41 pm ET
by vhs
Bad Haiku is Bad
Seven Syllables Seven
Bad Haiku is Bad
Haiku # 58684, June 30, 2018 2:06 am ET
by Paul of New York
its ok...i just know
im not a robot...bot..
robot...bot..bot...bot
Haiku # 58683, June 29, 2018 7:31 pm ET
by vhs
your new recaptcha
is also quite fatiguing
for us old people
Haiku # 58682, June 29, 2018 3:43 am ET
by ash
i'm old and tired
getting older and more tired
it's very tiring
Haiku # 58681, June 29, 2018 3:41 am ET
by ash
if we get into
the song of solomon, let
me know your thoughts, eh?
Haiku # 58680, June 28, 2018 5:36 pm ET
by vhs
Dream dance smell incense
Myrrh aloes and cassia
Odor of garments
Haiku # 58679, June 28, 2018 12:52 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam of Dreamland
i wish i could let
go of the past but the past
dont let go of me
Haiku # 58678, June 27, 2018 10:49 pm ET
by vhs
there is a time and
a place for everything
fall spring winter summer
Haiku # 58677, June 26, 2018 9:44 pm ET
by vhs
i just wanted to
know what kvetch meant not kvetching
about all that though
Haiku # 58676, June 26, 2018 3:22 pm ET
by vhs
fermented apple
juice, that nice surprise buzzing
when you gave up drink
Haiku # 58675, June 26, 2018 2:56 pm ET
by vhs
if someone has a
big head they need to drink some
moloko vellocet
Haiku # 58674, June 25, 2018 9:10 pm ET
by vhs
the before and the
after wait in line or jump
the fence and climb in
Haiku # 58673, June 24, 2018 11:55 pm ET
by vhs
aliens, robots and
asteroids oh my!
dorothy and spock

a talking scarecrow, illogical
Haiku # 58672, June 24, 2018 11:51 pm ET
by vhs
People who eat pork
often look like fat piggies.
You know what they say.
Haiku # 58671, June 24, 2018 10:18 am ET
by
Do you like bacon?
I think it's much too greasy.
And pigs smell like shit.
Haiku # 58670, June 24, 2018 10:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Penile implants
filled with nitroglycerine.
Can you imagine?
Haiku # 58669, June 24, 2018 10:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
we are ze robots
we are are are mulfunzhneeng
volkvagon robutttts....
Haiku # 58668, June 23, 2018 11:00 pm ET
by vhssphere of program repeat, overload overload
kraftwerk likes to sing
about how they are the robots
but they're Germans

i thought i had some observation here
but i do not
Haiku # 58667, June 23, 2018 10:57 pm ET
by vhssphere
kraftwerk likes to sing
about how they are the robots
but they're Germans

i thought i had some observation here
but i do not
Haiku # 58666, June 23, 2018 10:56 pm ET
by vhssphere
we entereth my
territorial waters
anon odd stranger
Haiku # 58665, June 23, 2018 8:47 am ET
by vhsspeare
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