BAD HAIKU - Horrible poetry for the digital age
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Haiku #58698, by
July 6, 2018 8:01 am ET

Change the captcha code.
Now there's more spam than before.
That's tech improvement.

It's more difficult.
Functionality decreased.
Bloody fucking hell.
Haiku #58697, by Bill Gates' runaway dog. Please don't send me back.
July 6, 2018 7:53 am ET

all your base, your base
no treble, all about your
base belong to us...

no treble
Haiku #58696, by vhs
July 5, 2018 6:13 pm ET

it's been a long time
since all your base are belong
set us up the bomb
Haiku #58695, by ash
July 5, 2018 9:05 am ET

Marine Muscle reviews are fake. See what Marine Muscle steroids are all about. Bodybuilding's strongest anabolic steroid alternatives; fueled by military grade ingredients.
Haiku #58694, by fatjoy of uk
July 5, 2018 2:20 am ET

late in the night old
age does not change quickly but
tries to live habit
Haiku #58693, by vhs
July 4, 2018 11:56 pm ET

where is da pig, its
time to hear the cracks and jokes
let the man squeal up
Haiku #58692, by vhs of df?
July 4, 2018 8:57 am ET

happy 4th, use the
4th, watch monty python and
popcorn, fireworks
Haiku #58691, by vhs of bicycle repair man
July 4, 2018 8:50 am ET

This is the present:
And now it is the future
No wait... now it is
Haiku #58690, by Adam Ben Adam of The Space-Time Continuum
July 4, 2018 4:16 am ET

my name isobel
i heard she was married to
herself, bjork done said
Haiku #58689, by vhs
July 3, 2018 5:15 pm ET

when i see a worm
i floor it real fast, boy
the worm is now squash
Haiku #58688, by Isabel of UK
July 3, 2018 12:38 pm ET

listening to those
shiny disks called cds i
pod you not, my friends
Haiku #58687, by vhs of adina do you wanna get freaky with me?
July 2, 2018 7:10 pm ET

I've been on line with
the habits I've been at for
a long time...I'm bored
Haiku #58686, by vhs
July 1, 2018 8:02 pm ET

why i have peter
gabriel songs stuck in my
mind...shock the monkey
Haiku #58685, by vhs
June 30, 2018 5:41 pm ET

Bad Haiku is Bad
Seven Syllables Seven
Bad Haiku is Bad
Haiku #58684, by Paul of New York
June 30, 2018 2:06 am ET

its ok...i just know
im not a
Haiku #58683, by vhs
June 29, 2018 7:31 pm ET

your new recaptcha
is also quite fatiguing
for us old people
Haiku #58682, by ash
June 29, 2018 3:43 am ET

i'm old and tired
getting older and more tired
it's very tiring
Haiku #58681, by ash
June 29, 2018 3:41 am ET

if we get into
the song of solomon, let
me know your thoughts, eh?
Haiku #58680, by vhs
June 28, 2018 5:36 pm ET

Dream dance smell incense
Myrrh aloes and cassia
Odor of garments
Haiku #58679, by Adam Ben Adam of Dreamland
June 28, 2018 12:52 am ET

i wish i could let
go of the past but the past
dont let go of me
Haiku #58678, by vhs
June 27, 2018 10:49 pm ET

there is a time and
a place for everything
fall spring winter summer
Haiku #58677, by vhs
June 26, 2018 9:44 pm ET

i just wanted to
know what kvetch meant not kvetching
about all that though
Haiku #58676, by vhs
June 26, 2018 3:22 pm ET

fermented apple
juice, that nice surprise buzzing
when you gave up drink
Haiku #58675, by vhs
June 26, 2018 2:56 pm ET

if someone has a
big head they need to drink some
moloko vellocet
Haiku #58674, by vhs
June 25, 2018 9:10 pm ET

the before and the
after wait in line or jump
the fence and climb in
Haiku #58673, by vhs
June 24, 2018 11:55 pm ET

aliens, robots and
asteroids oh my!
dorothy and spock

a talking scarecrow, illogical
Haiku #58672, by vhs
June 24, 2018 11:51 pm ET

People who eat pork
often look like fat piggies.
You know what they say.
Haiku #58671, by
June 24, 2018 10:18 am ET

Do you like bacon?
I think it's much too greasy.
And pigs smell like shit.
Haiku #58670, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2018 10:17 am ET

Penile implants
filled with nitroglycerine.
Can you imagine?
Haiku #58669, by Anonymous Poet
June 24, 2018 10:13 am ET

we are ze robots
we are are are mulfunzhneeng
volkvagon robutttts....
Haiku #58668, by vhssphere of program repeat, overload overload
June 23, 2018 11:00 pm ET

kraftwerk likes to sing
about how they are the robots
but they're Germans

i thought i had some observation here
but i do not
Haiku #58667, by vhssphere
June 23, 2018 10:57 pm ET

kraftwerk likes to sing
about how they are the robots
but they're Germans

i thought i had some observation here
but i do not
Haiku #58666, by vhssphere
June 23, 2018 10:56 pm ET

we entereth my
territorial waters
anon odd stranger
Haiku #58665, by vhsspeare
June 23, 2018 8:47 am ET

like hell you will, if
you get started ill start with
pantera posts...shit

theres a band called Death
Haiku #58664, by vhsx
June 23, 2018 8:46 am ET

Death metal haiku.
I think we should try it out.
By we I mean I.

Frog on lily pad.
Snake devours the fat frog.
Death is all I know.

huh huh, that was cool.
Yeah yeah, that fucking kicks ass.
Watch your mouth, Beavis!

You can't say that word
on MTV, you fuckhead.
Penis ball bearings.
Haiku #58663, by I think I'll get some ball bearing inserted in the shaft of of my penis under the skin to make the whores happy.
June 22, 2018 8:23 pm ET

the problem with my
time here is im too happy
to post death haiku
Haiku #58662, by vhsx
June 22, 2018 6:00 pm ET

space time is Bent its
too broken to fixall the
crap youd want to fix
Haiku #58661, by vhsx
June 22, 2018 5:57 pm ET

damn it, every
time i post one measley ku
theres that fucking loaf

of outbursts,,,some of
those monkeys throw shit, others
poems...winks, having fun?

Haiku #58660, by vhs
June 22, 2018 5:51 pm ET

It would be so cool
if they had porn recaptcha
photos to select.

Choose the big titties.
Click on the nipple piercings.
Select the butt sex.
Haiku #58659, by Darth Figpucker
June 22, 2018 9:33 am ET

You must learn to feel
good about being evil.
Presidential grin.

I hate selecting
store fronts, roads, cars, buses, and
street signs fuck fuck fuck.
Haiku #58658, by
June 22, 2018 9:28 am ET

What is the mass of
all live mosquitoes on Earth?
Asking for a friend.
Haiku #58657, by
June 22, 2018 9:23 am ET

Existence is a
double-blind experiment.
But who's watching God?
Haiku #58656, by
June 22, 2018 9:18 am ET

If space time is curved,
why can't I kill my old self
before it's too late?
Haiku #58655, by It's okay to hate life.
June 22, 2018 9:14 am ET

what is a depressed
android going to do when
he is asked for tea?

Haiku #58654, by vhs
June 22, 2018 8:57 am ET

Really analytic and helpful.
Haiku #58653, by fatjoy of uk
June 22, 2018 8:47 am ET

write a book and
get back to me when i have the
time to keep up here
Haiku #58652, by vhs
June 21, 2018 10:21 pm ET

How many of my
farts will equal the Big Bang?
Forty Two, of course.
Haiku #58651, by Anonymous Poet
June 21, 2018 10:18 pm ET

What did the butler
and maid call the psychopath?
Master Norman Bates.
Haiku #58650, by
June 21, 2018 10:15 pm ET

The fragments of mind
unite in ways they shouldn't
when on LSD.

Taste the rainbow balls.
Perspiration snow cone juice.
Hear colors of jazz.
Haiku #58649, by Anonymous Poet
June 21, 2018 10:06 pm ET