Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 319 Days and 72216 Haikus later...

how much is shocking
when shocking is not shocking
i find that shocking
Haiku # 58735, July 23, 2018 8:37 am ET
by vhs
Food porn toots my horn.
You want it but can't have it.
Unless you are rich.
Haiku # 58734, July 23, 2018 4:59 am ET
by Fuck Donald Trump
i heard a lot of
talk about nibiru from
conspiracy nuts
Haiku # 58733, July 22, 2018 9:26 pm ET
by vhs
some folks younger than
me work circles around me
i bug the bb
generation, there's hope
and theres steely dan
Haiku # 58732, July 22, 2018 8:49 am ET
by vhs of steely dan was a diledoe, from yokohama three
gen x knows too much
is never enough, greed is good
claimed some well dressed fool

american psycho
has given way to mtf
not that i mind...
Haiku # 58731, July 22, 2018 8:46 am ET
by vhs
Is an ex-porn star
considered Ex-XXX?
Once one, always one.

Jesus! Streets signs and store fronts and cars and busses... and fuck it... too much shit for me to deal with. Goddamn Google!
Haiku # 58730, July 21, 2018 10:59 pm ET
by df
do you like your food
porn well done, raw or medium
well said Reagan
Haiku # 58729, July 21, 2018 10:41 pm ET
by vhs of donald, the
i was getting a
bit concerned you were dead I'm
glad it is not so...
Haiku # 58728, July 21, 2018 8:50 pm ET
by vhs of xxxxx
so to get you bitch
bitch bitchy buddy? about
time you showed's

a fleshlight for you
Haiku # 58727, July 21, 2018 8:25 pm ET
by vhs of xxxx
You doing porn now?
Referring to XXX.
Nice to be employed.
Haiku # 58726, July 21, 2018 8:24 pm ET
by df
to long for a day
where the worst things to bitch on
was cafe' food...amen
Haiku # 58725, July 21, 2018 8:45 am ET
by vhs of xxx
irony rusted
iron turned to dust ironic
ideas powdered
Haiku # 58724, July 20, 2018 7:03 pm ET
by vhs
it all comes to one
last something, hurrah, then tge
true story begins
Haiku # 58723, July 19, 2018 11:48 pm ET
by vhs
conspiracy fades
into myth like faith, deeds, magic
tragic past life
Haiku # 58722, July 19, 2018 8:48 am ET
by vhs
A moth came whispered
Everything to me in time
Twitching in cocoon
Haiku # 58721, July 19, 2018 2:58 am ET
the day passes, the
story continues for some
and ends for others
Haiku # 58720, July 18, 2018 8:36 pm ET
by vhs
i can hear BOOM in
the air and I thought the day
would drag on but no
Haiku # 58719, July 17, 2018 3:26 pm ET
by vhs
I have a day off
and the weather does not take
days off on tuesdays...
Haiku # 58718, July 17, 2018 2:32 pm ET
by vhs of racken fraken severe weather
i am on the path
of exercizing my right
to work my body
Haiku # 58717, July 17, 2018 6:57 am ET
by vhs
I look to the rock
From which I was carved sometimes
Feel like a pebble
Haiku # 58716, July 16, 2018 1:31 pm ET
by David Ben David
The nightmares seep in
Water in a submarine
Carrying some weight
Haiku # 58715, July 16, 2018 12:55 am ET
pastor said what weighs me
they he she down, what burdens
all of us, let go
Haiku # 58714, July 15, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by vhs
i work with some who
ask existential questions
about where to go

and what to do and
now i understand how i
was in those same times
Haiku # 58713, July 14, 2018 7:14 pm ET
by vhs
He gathers the tents
He sits up there like a stone
Visits now and then
Haiku # 58712, July 14, 2018 12:29 am ET
by David Ben David
Butterfly net I found one
Other way around?
Haiku # 58711, July 14, 2018 12:20 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam
Grass grows in silence
Quivered breath as time returns
Wealth flows in the light
Haiku # 58710, July 14, 2018 12:17 am ET
Oh well in that case
I'll have to throw you some pearls
We're speaking in code
Haiku # 58709, July 13, 2018 11:06 pm ET
oh there's always a
hook, good or bad but it seems
pigs are not around
Haiku # 58708, July 13, 2018 7:58 pm ET
by vhs
I sigh you're sighin'
We're all sighin' for Zion
Have any fish yet?
Haiku # 58707, July 13, 2018 1:08 am ET
on a hill seeking
the shining city, zion
but we have ice cream!
Haiku # 58706, July 12, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by vhs of summer
I am oh so tired
Where are all the butterflies?
Looking for Monarchs
Haiku # 58705, July 11, 2018 11:09 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
i see the end of
things i like and feel like i
need to do something
Haiku # 58704, July 11, 2018 6:27 pm ET
by vhs
even in times of
great crisis one has to put
out words of "wisdom"
Haiku # 58703, July 10, 2018 11:52 am ET
by vhs
kafka and trump in
the same conversation can
expose the heart beast
Haiku # 58702, July 9, 2018 6:47 pm ET
by vhs
1997 net
close to when this site came to is still here
Haiku # 58701, July 8, 2018 10:40 pm ET
by vhs
i hate living in
a time where some people edge
on civil warfare
Haiku # 58700, July 7, 2018 7:19 pm ET
by vhs of feeds the rich while it buries the poor
i think someone's old
trs 80 went nuts
and posted a large

of a rocket ship from an
old floppy game disk
Haiku # 58699, July 6, 2018 8:35 am ET
by vhs
ooooooooooooooooooooooo oo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo ~~~~OOO ~~~~OOO
oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooo oo
Haiku # 58698, July 6, 2018 8:01 am ET
Change the captcha code.
Now there's more spam than before.
That's tech improvement.

It's more difficult.
Functionality decreased.
Bloody fucking hell.
Haiku # 58697, July 6, 2018 7:53 am ET
by Bill Gates' runaway dog. Please don't send me back.
all your base, your base
no treble, all about your
base belong to us...

no treble
Haiku # 58696, July 5, 2018 6:13 pm ET
by vhs
it's been a long time
since all your base are belong
set us up the bomb
Haiku # 58695, July 5, 2018 9:05 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 58694, July 5, 2018 2:20 am ET
by fatjoy of uk
late in the night old
age does not change quickly but
tries to live habit
Haiku # 58693, July 4, 2018 11:56 pm ET
by vhs
where is da pig, its
time to hear the cracks and jokes
let the man squeal up
Haiku # 58692, July 4, 2018 8:57 am ET
by vhs of df?
happy 4th, use the
4th, watch monty python and
popcorn, fireworks
Haiku # 58691, July 4, 2018 8:50 am ET
by vhs of bicycle repair man
This is the present:
And now it is the future
No wait... now it is
Haiku # 58690, July 4, 2018 4:16 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam of The Space-Time Continuum
my name isobel
i heard she was married to
herself, bjork done said
Haiku # 58689, July 3, 2018 5:15 pm ET
by vhs
when i see a worm
i floor it real fast, boy
the worm is now squash
Haiku # 58688, July 3, 2018 12:38 pm ET
by Isabel of UK
listening to those
shiny disks called cds i
pod you not, my friends
Haiku # 58687, July 2, 2018 7:10 pm ET
by vhs of adina do you wanna get freaky with me?
I've been on line with
the habits I've been at for
a long time...I'm bored
Haiku # 58686, July 1, 2018 8:02 pm ET
by vhs
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