Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 320 Days and 72221 Haikus later...

Food porn toots my horn.
You want it but can't have it.
Unless you are rich.
Haiku # 58734, July 23, 2018 4:59 am ET
by Fuck Donald Trump
i heard a lot of
talk about nibiru from
conspiracy nuts
Haiku # 58733, July 22, 2018 9:26 pm ET
by vhs
some folks younger than
me work circles around me
i bug the bb
generation, there's hope
and theres steely dan
Haiku # 58732, July 22, 2018 8:49 am ET
by vhs of steely dan was a diledoe, from yokohama three
gen x knows too much
is never enough, greed is good
claimed some well dressed fool

american psycho
has given way to mtf
not that i mind...
Haiku # 58731, July 22, 2018 8:46 am ET
by vhs
Is an ex-porn star
considered Ex-XXX?
Once one, always one.

Jesus! Streets signs and store fronts and cars and busses... and fuck it... too much shit for me to deal with. Goddamn Google!
Haiku # 58730, July 21, 2018 10:59 pm ET
by df
do you like your food
porn well done, raw or medium
well said Reagan
Haiku # 58729, July 21, 2018 10:41 pm ET
by vhs of donald, the
i was getting a
bit concerned you were dead I'm
glad it is not so...
Haiku # 58728, July 21, 2018 8:50 pm ET
by vhs of xxxxx
so to get you bitch
bitch bitchy buddy? about
time you showed's

a fleshlight for you
Haiku # 58727, July 21, 2018 8:25 pm ET
by vhs of xxxx
You doing porn now?
Referring to XXX.
Nice to be employed.
Haiku # 58726, July 21, 2018 8:24 pm ET
by df
to long for a day
where the worst things to bitch on
was cafe' food...amen
Haiku # 58725, July 21, 2018 8:45 am ET
by vhs of xxx
irony rusted
iron turned to dust ironic
ideas powdered
Haiku # 58724, July 20, 2018 7:03 pm ET
by vhs
it all comes to one
last something, hurrah, then tge
true story begins
Haiku # 58723, July 19, 2018 11:48 pm ET
by vhs
conspiracy fades
into myth like faith, deeds, magic
tragic past life
Haiku # 58722, July 19, 2018 8:48 am ET
by vhs
A moth came whispered
Everything to me in time
Twitching in cocoon
Haiku # 58721, July 19, 2018 2:58 am ET
the day passes, the
story continues for some
and ends for others
Haiku # 58720, July 18, 2018 8:36 pm ET
by vhs
i can hear BOOM in
the air and I thought the day
would drag on but no
Haiku # 58719, July 17, 2018 3:26 pm ET
by vhs
I have a day off
and the weather does not take
days off on tuesdays...
Haiku # 58718, July 17, 2018 2:32 pm ET
by vhs of racken fraken severe weather
i am on the path
of exercizing my right
to work my body
Haiku # 58717, July 17, 2018 6:57 am ET
by vhs
I look to the rock
From which I was carved sometimes
Feel like a pebble
Haiku # 58716, July 16, 2018 1:31 pm ET
by David Ben David
The nightmares seep in
Water in a submarine
Carrying some weight
Haiku # 58715, July 16, 2018 12:55 am ET
pastor said what weighs me
they he she down, what burdens
all of us, let go
Haiku # 58714, July 15, 2018 5:33 pm ET
by vhs
i work with some who
ask existential questions
about where to go

and what to do and
now i understand how i
was in those same times
Haiku # 58713, July 14, 2018 7:14 pm ET
by vhs
He gathers the tents
He sits up there like a stone
Visits now and then
Haiku # 58712, July 14, 2018 12:29 am ET
by David Ben David
Butterfly net I found one
Other way around?
Haiku # 58711, July 14, 2018 12:20 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam
Grass grows in silence
Quivered breath as time returns
Wealth flows in the light
Haiku # 58710, July 14, 2018 12:17 am ET
Oh well in that case
I'll have to throw you some pearls
We're speaking in code
Haiku # 58709, July 13, 2018 11:06 pm ET
oh there's always a
hook, good or bad but it seems
pigs are not around
Haiku # 58708, July 13, 2018 7:58 pm ET
by vhs
I sigh you're sighin'
We're all sighin' for Zion
Have any fish yet?
Haiku # 58707, July 13, 2018 1:08 am ET
on a hill seeking
the shining city, zion
but we have ice cream!
Haiku # 58706, July 12, 2018 9:07 pm ET
by vhs of summer
I am oh so tired
Where are all the butterflies?
Looking for Monarchs
Haiku # 58705, July 11, 2018 11:09 pm ET
by Adam Ben Adam
i see the end of
things i like and feel like i
need to do something
Haiku # 58704, July 11, 2018 6:27 pm ET
by vhs
even in times of
great crisis one has to put
out words of "wisdom"
Haiku # 58703, July 10, 2018 11:52 am ET
by vhs
kafka and trump in
the same conversation can
expose the heart beast
Haiku # 58702, July 9, 2018 6:47 pm ET
by vhs
1997 net
close to when this site came to is still here
Haiku # 58701, July 8, 2018 10:40 pm ET
by vhs
i hate living in
a time where some people edge
on civil warfare
Haiku # 58700, July 7, 2018 7:19 pm ET
by vhs of feeds the rich while it buries the poor
i think someone's old
trs 80 went nuts
and posted a large

of a rocket ship from an
old floppy game disk
Haiku # 58699, July 6, 2018 8:35 am ET
by vhs
ooooooooooooooooooooooo oo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooo ~~~~OOO ~~~~OOO
oooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooo oo
Haiku # 58698, July 6, 2018 8:01 am ET
Change the captcha code.
Now there's more spam than before.
That's tech improvement.

It's more difficult.
Functionality decreased.
Bloody fucking hell.
Haiku # 58697, July 6, 2018 7:53 am ET
by Bill Gates' runaway dog. Please don't send me back.
all your base, your base
no treble, all about your
base belong to us...

no treble
Haiku # 58696, July 5, 2018 6:13 pm ET
by vhs
it's been a long time
since all your base are belong
set us up the bomb
Haiku # 58695, July 5, 2018 9:05 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 58694, July 5, 2018 2:20 am ET
by fatjoy of uk
late in the night old
age does not change quickly but
tries to live habit
Haiku # 58693, July 4, 2018 11:56 pm ET
by vhs
where is da pig, its
time to hear the cracks and jokes
let the man squeal up
Haiku # 58692, July 4, 2018 8:57 am ET
by vhs of df?
happy 4th, use the
4th, watch monty python and
popcorn, fireworks
Haiku # 58691, July 4, 2018 8:50 am ET
by vhs of bicycle repair man
This is the present:
And now it is the future
No wait... now it is
Haiku # 58690, July 4, 2018 4:16 am ET
by Adam Ben Adam of The Space-Time Continuum
my name isobel
i heard she was married to
herself, bjork done said
Haiku # 58689, July 3, 2018 5:15 pm ET
by vhs
when i see a worm
i floor it real fast, boy
the worm is now squash
Haiku # 58688, July 3, 2018 12:38 pm ET
by Isabel of UK
listening to those
shiny disks called cds i
pod you not, my friends
Haiku # 58687, July 2, 2018 7:10 pm ET
by vhs of adina do you wanna get freaky with me?
I've been on line with
the habits I've been at for
a long time...I'm bored
Haiku # 58686, July 1, 2018 8:02 pm ET
by vhs
why i have peter
gabriel songs stuck in my
mind...shock the monkey
Haiku # 58685, June 30, 2018 5:41 pm ET
by vhs
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