Grace Slick allegedly tried to dose
Nixon with LSD in his coffee
I honestly got a massive crush on her after I read that
She would have either saved the world
Or doomed it to annihilation
Nixon on LSD
Could have gone either way, really

I would like to dose
all the politicians and
police where I live.

Ever try Absinthe?
I mean, I like it and all,
but it's not acid.

I put a shot of
amaretto in my cup
of coffee today.

i will surely and
quite approve the gesture herr
pigfucker...for sure

I want Zucherberg
to see my dangling privates
so he has nightmares.

i wonder what a scrpio is

it takes three you know
whats weird is i wonder if
anyone has a mark

zuckerberg peeping tom
fetish...would the boy worry
of his own private...

parts

um say hi to the
ladies who sell the classic books
they make the world go

round in 80 days

I often joke about eating babies of poor people.
Not Satanic or anything, just, you know, because they look so juicy.
Fat little junk food bellies and rotting teeth.
And it would help the current population problem.
Hail Satan!... oops, it just slipped out, like a fart.

I like the shutdown captcha. Easy!

Also there's a song on YouTube
Called "Donald Trump's speeches as an early 2000's emo song" is pretty funny
Almost as funny as the Alex Jones one

That last one is for vhs

I'm angry
I've had enough of these people
They're a bunch of Christian-murdering scum that run giant death factories
Keeping babies alive and selling their body parts
What more do you need to know about these people?
I go out and face these scum
They literally crawl out from under rocks
They have green-looking skin
And they run around screaming "We love Satan, we want to eat babies."
I have them on video

Hillary is into creepy, weird, sick stuff, man
She sleeps in the same room with that creepy weirdo woman whose mother wears a hood over her head. (What the hell?)
That woman, number one, is ugly
Imagine how bad she smells, man
I'm told her and Obama just stink
Obama and Hillary both smell like sulfur

Literal vampire potbelly goblins
Are hobbling around coming after us
My spirit gets close to that evil and I feel it go
Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!

We're such self-centered crap
We don't even notice Hell itself rising up against us
Millions are pouring in people, of the very worst type
And I'm so pissed

We're gonna stab your daughter at the mall
Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
We're going to stab your wife, your son
Ooooooooooooh!
We're gonna stab you with a butcher knife
And then the Police Chief is gonna say
"We love our Somalis, we love our Muslims
Oh they're so good, oh they're so sweet."

I've got all the help I need
Who's helping you?
What does it feel like to be living a "life"
That by your own choice is intolerable?
I'm asking for a loved one

well it seems the three
amigos are here, sometimes
ash, raising some fine

chaos for springtime

Pennywise is lame!
Captain Spaulding is the shit!
That's one fucked up clown!

Oh, Christ this is good.
Taking me seriously.
You should get some help.

But you are correct.
I do worship the Devil.
The South Park Devil.

I'd dare say that He's
funnier than Christmas Poo
by a slim margin.

But I suppose we have one
Thing in common (just one)
We know who we belong to

I see a strange combination
Of Pennywise the demon clown
And his author the supposed "King"
Clown shoes speckled with a mixture
Of crusted ketchup and semen
Over 1 billion served
They've eaten their fill
But they remain forever hungry

I see a strange combination
Of Pennywise the demon clown
And his author the supposed "King"
Clown shoes speckled with a mixture
Of crusted ketchup and semen
Over 1 billion served
They've eaten their fill
But they remain forever hungry

Oh look
DF is projecting his vices
And general boring cynicism
On the rest of us
Typical devil worshipper

it's probably true
if i went to hell two days
later i would be banned...

"go to heaven, get the fuck
out of here! you can do a better
job than i can oh Lord of Chaos!!"

Satan is burned out.
He does not want you to sin.
He has enough work.

Let's be good today.
Satan needs a vacation.
That's what He told me.

He deserves a rest.
All that torture is hard work.
Too many sinners.

All purple giraffes
can fly faster than light speed.
This is pure logic.

Satan never lies.
He tells you the evil truth.
And we don't listen.

"Do not screw that whore,"
He says, "you will get VD."
But you still do it.

"Cocaine's addicting,"
He warns, but you still snort a
line off the whore's tits.

Do not blame Satan.
All these sins belong to you.
Man up and own it.

the devil is a
liar and his followers
are full of cow shit

I've said it before.
Writing haiku is a form
of devil worship.

This is rather dull.
I could be knitting crochet
or collecting stamps.

Wave your erection
at passersby like a flag
of insanity.

Pleasures of the flesh.
Carnivorous predator.
Destructive offspring.

Downward spiral slide.
More fun than a water park
of KY jelly.

Worship sinful vice.
Booze, junk food, television.
Be American!

Satan is my Lord.
Or is it that I am His?
Even He can't know.

I know what God wants.
He wants you to make me rich.
Give me all your cash.

In Jesus' name,
Send those unclean bills to me
to get in heaven.

I hear them coming.
Up the stairs the monsters march.
They are at my door.

Do not masturbate.
That will make Jesus hate you.
And you'll burn in hell.

Torture mosquitoes.
Spray them with Off so other
mosquitoes hate them.

Its a good idea
To make a small investment
Buy an air filter

you ever seen those dust
bunnies...someone said in her
book theres psychic dust

bunnies of evil
angry energy creeps in
our basements... its like

a blob of psychic
crap one cant see but takes on
a life of its own

its why it seems
so creepy in some basements
in the world today

in scary darkness
if you look under the bed
all your fears are dust

It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once a year.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A Woodland Critter Christmas!
What special time and special day,
It's Woodland Critter Christmas.
Hail Satan!

trinity broadcast network

Tits and Boobs Network?
Trampoline Buttplug Nailing?
Tumble Bugs Nesting?

Dimming all the lights
I feel so much deeper now
It is pretty chill

Doctor, doctor Jeff
Jeff heezy went up and left
Now I am alone

Glittery bitches
Always after my riches
Gotta shut em down

If these walls could talk.
If vaginal walls could talk.
Harvey Wallbanger.

well sit naked in
a bean bag chair eating cheetos
watching TBN

fun

Booger tag is fun.
When you're stopped at a red light
flick boogers at cars.

Windows are ten points.
Door handles are twenty five.
All else is five points.

Tortoises are cool.
They just hang out and eat grass.
Maybe I'll try that.

Cake tastes much better
with an amaretto shot
served chilled on the side.