Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
24 Years, 108 Days and 70177 Haikus later...

its a theory, the
evil liberal media hate
machine trashed m and m

he fought back
48 laws of power
this place dies it sucks

life goes on
Haiku # 58229, March 26, 2018 12:28 am ET
by vhs
i guess i want to
end this little show with a
bang, egg me on

bitches
Haiku # 58228, March 26, 2018 12:17 am ET
by vhs
id rather be a nut
and speak my mind than be a dickless
asshole with a three

inch penis with secret
desires of wearing a chastity
cage, my passive

aggresive little submissive closeted
bisexual jock wannabe
Haiku # 58227, March 26, 2018 12:11 am ET
by vhs
i feel really good
saying idish things, feel 'sorry'
superego shills
Haiku # 58226, March 26, 2018 12:04 am ET
by freuds big cigar of smoke me, im a fattie
then theres the old 'meds'
bullshit, go fuck yourself whilst
i stick a prozac suppository

up your liberal
ass so you can take it from
the plunger handle better
Haiku # 58225, March 25, 2018 11:59 pm ET
by vhs of i take it our critical buddy got bored smashing out windows for antifa creeps
meh, theres all this crap
about keeping it 'cool'...well
fuck it, i keep it real

id rather kill myself
than conform to someones sense
of who im supposed

to be
Haiku # 58224, March 25, 2018 11:57 pm ET
by vhs
Donald Trump's toupee.
A Tribble on Viagra.
It humps his bald head.
Haiku # 58223, March 25, 2018 8:18 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of A brothel in Angeles City, Philippines
You seem quite angry
I'm embarrassed for you dude
You can do better
Haiku # 58222, March 25, 2018 5:49 pm ET
by Might be time to get back on your meds
Whatever....
Haiku # 58221, March 25, 2018 2:39 pm ET
by Mandingo Ebola
like a roaring lion
perhaps im satanic and evil
i know my time is

short, then tears here
game over, move on, find
another vent place
Haiku # 58220, March 25, 2018 12:40 pm ET
by vhs
i believe we live
in the Crisis, so it will take
tough measures be

fore Uncle Moonbeam
takes the tin foil off his head
and watches fox nudes...

i mean news
Haiku # 58219, March 25, 2018 12:34 pm ET
by vhs
or if you god damned
liberal scum get your head out of
the nazi lite playbook

youve been referencing
listen to dave rubin and his
guests, id rather save

the world than see
it ruined by extremists
Haiku # 58218, March 25, 2018 12:30 pm ET
by vhs
the sad thing is we
live in an era of censors
mindlrssly marching to

the next war and its
going to take a war to get
rid of some of these

leftist assholes
Haiku # 58217, March 25, 2018 12:27 pm ET
by vhs
the reaon i likr
donald trump is i think
a lot of people

worship a wussy
social contract more strangling than
not, dont talk about

this, this guys a racust
he said fuck you and took the
white house but i fear

he may get in trouble
Haiku # 58216, March 25, 2018 12:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is too bad this
server is set to expire
for not long ago

i wanted it to die
but i guess now my old self
gets his desired wish
Haiku # 58215, March 25, 2018 12:14 pm ET
by vhs
Mandingo brings spam
Deepest truth of who I am
Followed from Siam
Haiku # 58214, March 25, 2018 4:09 am ET
by ewe no hi eye aym
I absolutely respect and appreciate your point on each and every object.
https://adhesivebreastlifts.co.uk/
Haiku # 58213, March 25, 2018 3:54 am ET
by adhesive breast lift  of UAE
sun not always rise
for some choose not to be wise
McNugget and fries
Haiku # 58212, March 25, 2018 1:03 am ET
by Mandingo Ebola of Pensacola
we head off into
the sunset not knowing where
the sun rises next
Haiku # 58211, March 24, 2018 2:25 pm ET
by The Mad TAer
Facebook's a hate farm.
The Russians made it this way.
Divided we fall.
Haiku # 58210, March 23, 2018 1:52 pm ET
by
Don't go to Asia.
Glow in the dark STDs.
You think I'm joking?!
Haiku # 58209, March 23, 2018 1:48 pm ET
by
the internet is
a false reality for a
lot of us, it sure

blends in but you
know maybe a bit too much
nice to shut it off

wish it would go away sometimes
Haiku # 58208, March 23, 2018 10:46 am ET
by vhs
well to my joy and
compete happiness facebook
is not too keen now

scandals you know
Haiku # 58207, March 23, 2018 10:24 am ET
by vhs
Nice site you've got here!
Maybe I'll just buy this one
Facebook's kind of fucked
Haiku # 58206, March 23, 2018 1:59 am ET
by Mark Zuckerberg
As you wish:
I link to some of my old demented stuff:
https://www.scribd.com/user/187916486/Darth-Figpucker

Yes, the novel is there also, in all it's blasphemous unreadability.
Haiku # 58205, March 23, 2018 1:08 am ET
by df
one last post to your evil book there bub?
Haiku # 58204, March 23, 2018 12:44 am ET
by vhs, ronin, etc etc
I think I'll post more
On scribd dot com. It's boring
but more permanent.

(like herpes)
Haiku # 58203, March 22, 2018 9:28 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of You know, I really do like figs. I mean fresh ones, not the dried ones so much. They are tasty.
VHS, you're a...
gentleman. So now go to
the gentlemen's club.

But is it then end?
We will see what we will see.
Now go see titties.
Haiku # 58202, March 22, 2018 9:25 pm ET
by Darth Figpucker of Pucking figs has been in my family for generations!
i saw the best minds of my
generation destroyed by social networking
Haiku # 58201, March 22, 2018 12:25 pm ET
by vhs
im gonna miss darth most
of all, scarecrow he was, oz
or arkham asylum?

shine on you crazy shitthrower
erm diamond
Haiku # 58200, March 22, 2018 9:42 am ET
by vhs
shitty translation
befuddlin apostrophe
language barrier
Haiku # 58199, March 22, 2018 5:11 am ET
by Lush
daft pussies galore
craving infinite stuffing
I prefer penis
Haiku # 58198, March 22, 2018 5:03 am ET
by Lush
iPhone sucketh ass
Haiku # 58197, March 22, 2018 4:59 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
there
Haiku # 58196, March 22, 2018 4:57 am ET
by Lush
there
Haiku # 58195, March 22, 2018 4:55 am ET
by Lush
My Little Pony kinky cosplay support group meeting with free Pop Rocks candy Crown royal enema tubes. We demand our own bathrooms at Walmart! And we'll set off excrement bombs in churches until our demands are met! We also demand medication that will turn our semen purple or pink with sparkles in it! Join us now! Don't be racist!
Haiku # 58193, March 22, 2018 3:45 am ET
by
I am a victim!
Racism has oppressed me!
Oh, wait, I am white.

But now I'm left out.
I also have a penis.
I want to protest.

I need my own group.
White male victim wannabes!
Reach-out support group.

We march tomorrow.
Brony Pop Rock Addiction.
I'll be Rainbow Dash.
Haiku # 58192, March 22, 2018 3:41 am ET
by
then again some people
are scared to tell these bully
kids to shut up and

go home, it might be
wise to sort out what causes
protest behavior

and to find a way
to break the habit, say a
christian counterprotest

with prayer going
around or what have you
i wonder what praying

for yvette felarca is doing
Haiku # 58191, March 22, 2018 1:21 am ET
by vhs
the intimidation
tactics of people shouting
racist in class

has me imagine
ok you fucks, you want a real
nazi? ill have you

all arrested and shot
that might get them to shut up
or protest being

persecuted
Haiku # 58190, March 22, 2018 1:17 am ET
by vhs of trying to make a point here, this fourth turning
There is nothing here.
You have attained nothingness.
Pop Rocks enema.
Haiku # 58189, March 22, 2018 12:56 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
after midnight eric
clapton let it all hang
out, me? gatorade...
Haiku # 58188, March 22, 2018 12:45 am ET
by vhs
people make choices
that seem good or bad but they
are what they make them
Haiku # 58187, March 21, 2018 2:18 pm ET
by vhs
the truth is i grow
weary of the rush and go
but will miss this place

if i cannot post
Haiku # 58186, March 21, 2018 1:54 pm ET
by vhs
well you know Easter
falls on April Fool's this year
watch for egg contents
Haiku # 58185, March 21, 2018 1:25 pm ET
by vhs
i spoke to someone
of a choice i made yet do
not speak of choices

when choices divide
heart, mind soul, spirit, civil
discourse, fear, humane
Haiku # 58184, March 21, 2018 5:41 am ET
by ronin
a haiku a day
keeps all the bad thoughts away
nothing left to say
Haiku # 58183, March 21, 2018 2:09 am ET
by Adorable Kittens
in this day and age
why do i feel the urge to
hum the circus tunes

when i see a girl
with green and blue colored
hair, which i do like
Haiku # 58182, March 20, 2018 8:10 pm ET
by vhs
Please don't clown around
My dogs eat toys with red paint
Help, help, help, help, help!
Haiku # 58181, March 20, 2018 7:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
drive me bananas
love the banana breads and
they make great desert
Haiku # 58180, March 20, 2018 10:15 am ET
by Banamex 4136
soundsvtovmelike art
writing, etc etc etc woo woo
the world yas gone mad
Haiku # 58179, March 20, 2018 10:12 am ET
by ronin of lmao
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