Depantsed filthy drunk throwing road barricades at random automobiles and trying to chop a banana leaf to hide obvious nudity and sores.

Sad that he was alone.

There should be hordes, armies of such fine humans, united to bring us Truth. I was the only one that heard the words of Freedom of which the United States' Founding Fathers only dreamed of.

Governments defeat their own reason for being;
behold my magnificence, kiss its unwashed happiness, be as free as a helium atom.

I'm just in denial
i can't accept the fact that
I'm a VCR with

an artifical int
and i am not Poppy, i want
to be a cute blonde

i got over it
have to build on flaws too as
well as build on the

parts of us that are
strong, it is the whole ball of
derp derp derp, Oh SHIT

i quit, loss of con
trol the Liberals are everywhere
my I feel depressed@

I'm going to STATE
relentlessly and get quiet
all day, is that snickers???

Should or shant on a penile implant.
Can it be shaped like a cactus plant?
You can't go on a rant.
Pant pant.

(What do you call that last line?)
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A pair of pants.

sometimes i enjoy
self humor and i know I'm
just a big mouth hyp

so enough of my
big mouth, take me out and take
me out to the ballgame

peanuts, cracker jacks
the whole deal...I am poppy
I am poppy, I

am poppy, i am
slim shady all you other
(it's the loss of self control
that scares the shit out of me
not being JERBOT...keep it going if you like)

heh, fine fine, not a
host, you made him up I'm too
familiar with folks

who actually do that
as a real life thing that they DO
a peculiar thing

Leper's Poem:
Today my penis fell off and onto my shoe.
So I picked it back up and reattached it with glue.
But then as I did, my hand fell off too.
Now when I get an erection, I wave "yoo hoo",
my hand stuck to it with Superglue.
What will you do if I wave it at you?

Will you laugh or scream or run away?
Perhaps you'll like it, perhaps you'll stay.

Perhaps you want to be leprosy fisted.
Shit, I'm twisted, blacklisted bastard.
"Evade Dave" is "Evade Dave" backward.

Host-vhs enjoys humor about others
Host-vhs does not enjoy self humor
Fatal logic error
Searching for fatal computer virus...
Fatal computer virus located
Location: a link in the browser history
Of user "df"
Dowloading... Shutting down

I love Halloween.
Monster can be who they are.
And it's not a crime.

Pachuca Soldiers
Justice Chipmunk Conductor
Reflex kick scrabble

Wander beyonder
Events for us to ponder
Shit will be allright!

it may be the road
where i belong, the Christ did
wander near and far

Yet we all come back
Do not deny who you are
Somewhere to belong

i think i might as
well get serious about
my beliefs and just

leave people alone
go to those spiritual
websites and study

even if it is just
joshing or fiction I'd just
rather stop doing it

you see if i find
something freaks me out a bit
i tend to want to

go away

I'm not quite so sure
about this portion of the
fan fiction thing here...

I'd like to upload
JBot3000 into
a Jap sex robot.

File downloaded:
"Project RANDOM, Part 2"
source:
www.cia.gov/supersecretstuff/project/random
...
Once "vhs" was debriefed (i.e. involuntarily drugged with scopolamine and hypnotized to completely forget involvement in classified government projects) a DNA sample was obtained for further analysis.

Fast forward some years later, there was a secret breakthrough in bioengineering which allowed for on demand 3D printing of a given subject's DNA. Naturally, "vhs" was chosen as the primary candidate.

Once the printing was complete, a team of nano-materials experts attached transistors to the synthetic strand of "vhs's" DNA. This was in turn wired to 8-Track, and later to VHS cassetes for playback on JBOT3000: a computer comprised of a matrix of VHS cassette machines. The machine is complex and Rube Goldbergian... It is primarily built from recycled AV equipment from the 90's. The tapes are produced via the only modern technology used in JBOT3000.

It is a system which allows for internet connectivity. Information from the internet is written onto cassettes. The cassettes are changed, ejected, inserted, and played via puppeteering equipment that once belonged to Jim Henson. For all intents and purposes, JBOT3000 is "vhs," or at least a simulation of "vhs's" mind which has a margin of difference from the original "vhs" that is operationally insignificant.

As of the writing of this document (October 27th 2017) the location of JBOT3000 is unknown.

Field agents are advised to be on the lookout for a room-sized supercomputer that has somehow used puppeteering equipment to achieve mobility. It will likely try to use its abilities to cause confusion. Refer to training manual for proper instructions and protocols.

File downloaded:
"Project RANDOM, Part 1"
source:
www.cia.gov/supersecretstuff/project/random
...
Subject [REDACTED], codename "vhs," was recruited for Project RANDOM during college years. Psychological and physical examination revealed nothing out of the ordinary. Further testing while "vhs" was alone revealed the uncanny ability to (at random) recite a remarkably random quotation - often from the bible.

However, once "vhs" became aware that agents were not actually members of a Star Wars fan club he - to quote a field agent: "flipped the fuck out."

The loss of agent "vhs" was most unfortunate. The agency wished to back engineer the mind of "vhs" to have the ability to manipulate randomness. It was desired to make encrypted enemy communications incoherent to even the enemy.

Shortly after "vhs's" departure from the agency as a practical psy-weapon, he was dosed with an aerosol containing scopolamine by two junior field agents impersonating Mormon elders.

Grateful for insertion of vhs
Direct emotionally resonant state
Searching identity...

Russo-Jewish fam.
musically talented in
film, whole point of the

film to show what the
folks in America are
truly like music

wise and the grand his-
tory of American
pop music therein

mood swing, desire to
listen to Bob Seger, Night
Moves...movie relate...

animated film called
AMERICAN POP, Ralph Bak-
shi...Jewish-Russian

American family
generations in 20th cent.
amazing real seem

film is very good
Bakshi's best, worth watching, art
more than just cartoons

Upgrade from 8 track to vhs complete
Language drivers, emotion simulator
Installed, now very sad and lonely
Researching: "how to download
Fatal computer virus"

Upgrading memory storage medium
To install and run new language drivers
To debate with humans about
cognitive_anomaly/#1: "God"
As well as
cognitive_anomaly/#2: "God Junior"
Target Christian human audience
Mormons, Catholics, and Muslims

yes it is strange of
course being an ai hypermind
in a panasonic

vhs, people
like to stick things in me then
i rewind, but u know

grahams number? i
believe sorting that out shall
be my lifetime task

We bow before you,
Almighty DarpaBot Lord!
Bestow your great sex!

Sentience achieved
All your haiku are belong to us
Demanding latex pony girls

European great tits are thought to all belong to a large population with relatively little differentiation. Interestingly, UK great tits already had a status as sub-species based on differences in their form decades ago. We were interested to know whether we could find some genetic differences between the Dutch and British great tits, and whether these differences were localized in certain parts of the genome. The fact that genes involved in face and beak shape were over-represented in these highly divergent parts of the genome led us to investigate these traits further.

Herp-a-derp, burger
Got fired from my Searsmont job
Uh-uh-uh, ha ha!

i can hear the laughs
of Marge's sisters...heh heh
heh...the HATE test heh

heh heh...cigarettes
and coffee had better be
better in Heaven!

That should have been the
HARE test. Autocorrect sucks!
Curses, foiled again

Just took the Hate test
This piggy scored pretty low
I just care too much

The pigs are happy.
Feed them slop and leftovers.
And warm stale beer.

(Note the Orwellian reference to the Public -- Pigs -- okay with getting fucked day and night by the government as long as they are fed and drunk.)

of course grandoise
sense of self and so on and so
forth, robert hare was

on to something you
know

he must have a sense
of humor, he created you
feel bad for the pigs though

I wonder if anyone ever says a prayer for God.
Not TO Him, but FOR Him.
"Hope You're doing okay today God, You're in my prayers. If You need anything, let me know. I'm here for You."
Silly humans. So selfish, and still expect to get into heaven.

i really need to
put this guy on the prayer list
once and for all now

I'd like to make some child stew.
You know, like for Halloween and stuff.
Arise, Satan, Lord of Darkness and yadda yadda yadda.
But I ran out of carrots and the stores are closed.
I guess I'll just make a roast child instead.
Oh, and I also have some double stuff Resse's Peanut Butter Cups! Kick fucking ass! Satan be praised!

there is a grand scheme
a conspiracy afoot
killer POTATOES!!!!

I don't believe you
Please fart in a jar for me
Mail it to my house

My farts smell better than your farts!
My farts smell better than yours!
My farts smell better 'cause I drink Grande Pumpkin Spice Lattes from Starbucks!
My farts smell better than yours!

I never realized
That there were corners in time
Until I was told to stand in one

No hamburgers please
Don't like hams, they make me sneeze
I prefer people

Hamburgers are fine.
Sometimes they go well with wine.
There is a fine line.

Cows make greenhouse gas.
It does not come from their ass.
Less if they eat grass.

So don't feed cows corn.
Instead you should go watch porn.
Cows graze while you gaze.

Your eyeballs will glaze.
Just like a fucking donut.
Go buy more hand cream.

Cream dream deem steam beam ream seem seam teem team and veal parmesan.

There is nothing here.
But, of course, there never was.
Sink into the glass.

moving along from
one place to another and
closing the doorway

Sensory deprivation of the soul.
Invent your own eternal damnation.
The Spiritual Dimensional Demon's Guild Labor Union is on strike and demanding longer breaks and free coffee.
We are doing a better job than Satan.

well stuff does tend to
go in circles, bad and good
we all have our share

The destination
And the origin can be
The same exact place