Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57542
Hamburgers are fine.
Sometimes they go well with wine.
There is a fine line.

Cows make greenhouse gas.
It does not come from their ass.
Less if they eat grass.

So don't feed cows corn.
Instead you should go watch porn.
Cows graze while you gaze.

Your eyeballs will glaze.
Just like a fucking donut.
Go buy more hand cream.

Cream dream deem steam beam ream seem seam teem team and veal parmesan.
Haiku #57542
Posted: October 23, 2017 1:57 am ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet