Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57583
Should or shant on a penile implant.
Can it be shaped like a cactus plant?
You can't go on a rant.
Pant pant.

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A pair of pants.
Haiku #57583
Posted: October 28, 2017 1:13 pm ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet