Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57548
I'd like to make some child stew.
You know, like for Halloween and stuff.
Arise, Satan, Lord of Darkness and yadda yadda yadda.
But I ran out of carrots and the stores are closed.
I guess I'll just make a roast child instead.
Oh, and I also have some double stuff Resse's Peanut Butter Cups! Kick fucking ass! Satan be praised!
Haiku #57548
Posted: October 26, 2017 7:18 am ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet