Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57545
My farts smell better than your farts!
My farts smell better than yours!
My farts smell better 'cause I drink Grande Pumpkin Spice Lattes from Starbucks!
My farts smell better than yours!
Haiku #57545
Posted: October 25, 2017 1:15 am ET
Poet & location: Guess who!