Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57586
Depantsed filthy drunk throwing road barricades at random automobiles and trying to chop a banana leaf to hide obvious nudity and sores.

Sad that he was alone.

There should be hordes, armies of such fine humans, united to bring us Truth. I was the only one that heard the words of Freedom of which the United States' Founding Fathers only dreamed of.

Governments defeat their own reason for being;
behold my magnificence, kiss its unwashed happiness, be as free as a helium atom.
Haiku #57586
Posted: October 28, 2017 1:27 pm ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet