a link for our
new bad haikuist; Mr. poo
http://www.thecolonet.com/
enjoy!
by germophob
without government
we could live completely free
...what an awful thing
by Josh of i dig anarchy
Screwed up and happy
As we lie in piles of beer
alchohol saves us
by Josh
plugged pipes no more
waiving goodbye to my poo
send it down the line
by Rascal
sashimi so fine
gurgling bowels screaming shits
happy boy sad bung
by Rascal
We pick on all presz...
What would old Washington do
about that damn tree?
today?
by Honk of Moxie's brain
mikey, the dumb one drives.....
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
by anonyMoose
do you mean bush has
no dick?, no brains? we already
know he has no twat
by tongue #1 to nd's bf of canada
A Sweet Melody
Onigman's Choice Instrument
The Rusty Trombone
by Bob Gendron
smartest president
IQ Clinton and only
he thinks with his dick
the minority
people want no more of that
trade brains/dick for twat
by Nancy Drew's bf
Both of us own cars
one of us has a penis!
Guess who always drives?
by Mikey, the driver
They need to make up
New tarot cards for Bush
I like the old ape...
by Moxie of on the right
Church as a bar stall
Sitting with the worshippers
of porcelan Gods
by Moxie of wish it were a bar...
When you get too deep
You become Martin Luther
Throwing ink at Baal
by Moxie of optional
Falling bits of Poo
Pelt my window ceaselessly
Richard lives upstairs
by Niceguy
good god in heaven
I pray I never will fall
into a black hole
by mellie
you know you are old
if your body has more than
one hairy black hole
does this mean aging
is a process of growing
false assholes? Dear God??????
by anonyMoose
I just love to poo
I just do I do I do
I love poo do you
by found in bathroom stall
sudden bell clamor
night on fire run to door
flaming bag of poo
by Paver
it's australia day
the day history began
for the white fellas
by ash
pontification
if it could be qualified
i would be a pope
by ash
thinking about it
there is so much to ponder
considerably
by ash
Put them on right now
Matt's Arabian Goggles
Improve your vision
by Bob Gendron
sitting stoically
i blow bitty balls of poo
in quick four four time.
by niceguy
Rusted cast poo pipe
Basement fills with poop and piss
Why am I so cheap
by Frank
The colon is bloated
Stealth move to executive can
beached brown whale is left
by Mikey of the executive can
Stuck at 27 or 13
sitting on his duffer for
and this explains him
by Moxie of stuck at 27...
It's a pack of cards...
Some think it's a huge book
Written for time on
by Moxie of on tarot...
One can be a fiend
not a major sinner but
a glutton perhaps
by Moxie of This thing about sex...
Controversial men
burn out after some measly time
over nachos
by Moxie of throwing it all away...
Lesbian e-mails
Didn't look for them at all
they found me at home
by Moxie of at home...
the grand design is
everything and anything
timing and patience
by Moxie of I'm fine...
once a nut always so
gypsy moves on forgotten
stolen smokes in air
by Moxie of I'm just insane, don't bother...
Don't smoke one might say
Welcome nowhere, gypsy steals
pack is gone, move on...
by Moxie of once a nutball, always a nutball
heart beat beating heat
tattoos drumming up the muck
sensationally
by mellie
My wife's name is Kim.
She learned to play the guitar
in only 4 weeks.
by Matt of Far Away
haiku that are like
dreams you cannot remember;
forgotten once read...
by pigdog
opinions vary
ev'ryone is different
none definitive
by ash
summer sun beats down
media stories beat up
haikuists beat off
by ash
You think I'm crazy?
I'm just fulfilling my dreams.
Unlike most people.
by Matt of Far Away
yes, man is a bridge
woman walks all over him
once she lays him down
by Josh
i had sex today
with a woman i don't want
i fuck, life fucks back
by Josh
Lyrical Zero
moving tongues within our heads
what does it all mean?
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
grand dame of tarot
at eumundi markets says
dont smoke in my space
by mellie, for moxie
Grand Dame of Tarot
at Eumundi markets
"don't smoke in my space"
by mellie, for moxie
cronulla manly
faecal coliform,oh shit
harbouring sewage
kawana coolum
dog poop at perigian
little cove noosa
by mellie
Sunrise, crisp cool air
Warm pile, TP, buzzing flies
Harmony defiled
by Paver Dick
I teased with the team
Only to find that the team
had no use for yes
by Moxie of blues...
She did some tarot
or was it playing with fire
and i got burned
by Moxie of indubitably
angoraphobic?
angora goat up and gone
escaped funny farm
the doc was so harsh
was it his diagnosis?
unquestionably
by mellie
