Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
I teased with the team
Only to find that the team
had no use for yes
Haiku # 5686 January 24, 2001 8:48 am ET
by Moxie of blues...
She did some tarot
or was it playing with fire
and i got burned
Haiku # 5685 January 24, 2001 8:47 am ET
by Moxie of indubitably
angoraphobic?
angora goat up and gone
escaped funny farm

the doc was so harsh
was it his diagnosis?
unquestionably
Haiku # 5684 January 24, 2001 6:02 am ET
by mellie
it's all down to you
there is nothing to swallow
spit if you want to
Haiku # 5683 January 24, 2001 2:10 am ET
by ash
burnt by evil acid
frantic flapping fans false flames
illiterally

Haiku # 5682 January 24, 2001 2:07 am ET
by ash
pigdog is correct
As always I have hidden
Things in bad places
Haiku # 5681 January 23, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Janis
I told them, janis
don't hide the blotter acid,
in the birdcage!!!!!!
Haiku # 5680 January 23, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by pigdog
Late nights, early days
Waking up in strange places
There's no place like home
Haiku # 5679 January 23, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
No Love Shack out here
On the Atlanta Highway
So lost in Georgia
Haiku # 5678 January 23, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
My fear of pet birds
Has finally been localized
To bad LSD
Haiku # 5677 January 23, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Janis
A person takes some...
time, moments, and observing
to open up to thee
Haiku # 5676 January 23, 2001 10:01 am ET
by Moxie of it was the bunnies...
Who are we all here?
We speak to other people
Who are word cyphers
Haiku # 5675 January 23, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Moxie of mellie?
the moment is the work
what you feel or think, is not
whatever, but is
Haiku # 5674 January 23, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Moxie of trying to fly above
There is a truth
Even being relative
is a faith in that
Haiku # 5673 January 23, 2001 9:57 am ET
by Moxie of ????
big rain moth gone nuts
banging the gauze and the light
shit happens some nights
Haiku # 5672 January 23, 2001 8:47 am ET
by mellie
open up moxie
truth is you know whatever
you want quite frankly
Haiku # 5671 January 23, 2001 8:43 am ET
by mellie
Cold coffee at noon
Laughing at the frank haikus
Truth is worth a smile
Haiku # 5670 January 23, 2001 8:34 am ET
by Moxie of :)...
Snow gently falling.
Roommates dandruff is cause of
today's bad haiku
Haiku # 5669 January 23, 2001 6:51 am ET
by anti-chris
flying fox replete
hope they get the squitters bad
full of our mangoes
Haiku # 5668 January 23, 2001 6:34 am ET
by mellie
RESUSCIATION
appiontment is made to fix
sick bunny haiku
Haiku # 5667 January 23, 2001 6:29 am ET
by mellie
a resurrection
my doc makes me smile
a funny little bunny

(not an easter one)
Haiku # 5666 January 23, 2001 6:07 am ET
by mellie
my doc makes me smile

Haiku # 5665 January 23, 2001 5:53 am ET
by mellie
behaving badly
it's beneath my dignity
near my dirty thoughts
Haiku # 5664 January 23, 2001 5:51 am ET
by ash
rustle of gum leaves
dark wings softly fluttering
barking of fruit bats
Haiku # 5663 January 23, 2001 5:47 am ET
by ash
unaccountably
the diagnosis was wrong
(angoraphobic)
Haiku # 5662 January 23, 2001 5:44 am ET
by ash
bathed by cold water
vista of little fishes
backlash of sunburn
Haiku # 5661 January 23, 2001 5:42 am ET
by ash
fearing pet rabbits
the diagnosis was clear
angoraphobia
Haiku # 5660 January 23, 2001 3:04 am ET
by ash
Harvest My Semen
From My Loins To Your Freezer
Might Need It Some Day
Haiku # 5659 January 23, 2001 1:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
agoraphobic?
I just don't like leaving home
adgitatedly
Haiku # 5658 January 22, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by mellie
she: I have wet pants
doc: you have incontinence
she: not really, just

when I cough sneeze run
jump get a fright laugh and when
I'm feeling sexy
Haiku # 5657 January 22, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by mellie
prepare to receive
Opus tune-ity which cums
at strangest moments
Haiku # 5656 January 22, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
Opportunity
Comes at the strangest moments
Prepare to receive
Haiku # 5655 January 22, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by Liz B.
Whenever you call,
It always surprises me
What's in store this time?
Haiku # 5654 January 22, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by Liz B.
Ford first president
to serve without ever been
elected; now two.
Haiku # 5653 January 22, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by unconceding
ya bloody galah
don't go acting the fool Curl
croquet and the rest
Haiku # 5652 January 22, 2001 11:32 am ET
by mellie
Yeah? what should I do?
now that I have retired from
sumo wrestling?
Haiku # 5651 January 22, 2001 9:10 am ET
by big bopper
My voice would not speak
I feel I would die voided
a blank check nowhere
Haiku # 5650 January 22, 2001 8:03 am ET
by Moxie of if you won
One martini for
The road, on the road, walking
Tempting for revenge
Haiku # 5649 January 22, 2001 8:02 am ET
by Moxie of one more...
reflection on the
passing fad? ignore mankind?
ignore Times Square?
Haiku # 5648 January 22, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Moxie of or...
The simple is not enough
Haiku # 5647 January 22, 2001 7:58 am ET
by Moxie of I don't know
People avoid state
Afraid of the ruling ruse
no power? got drugs?
Haiku # 5646 January 22, 2001 7:56 am ET
by Moxie of It's me
Each era informed
of the big bang when nothing
became everything
Haiku # 5645 January 22, 2001 7:55 am ET
by Moxie of universal
World without mankind
No listening ears and the
trees will only wave
Haiku # 5644 January 22, 2001 7:54 am ET
by Moxie of hmm, poetry without politics?
Some of us relax
Some of us live in the news
others, well, crosswords
Haiku # 5643 January 22, 2001 7:52 am ET
by Moxie of hmm...how can I resist...
crikey blue sport mate
tan me hide when I'm dead Fred
keep me cocky too
Haiku # 5642 January 22, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie
call me parochial
tie me kangaroo down, sport
stone the fucking crows
Haiku # 5641 January 22, 2001 6:05 am ET
by ash
harvest lemon grass?
go past dill lemon thyme mint
shy snake slithers there
Haiku # 5640 January 22, 2001 1:09 am ET
by mellie
time waits for no man even if ya type as fast as ya can
Haiku # 5639 January 21, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by mellie
tme waits for no gran
I will be a grandmother
grandiloquently
Haiku # 5638 January 21, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by mellie
if right ran the world
everyone would be safe;
all would be in jail
Haiku # 5637 January 21, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of so much for politics...how about poetry?