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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
the moment is the work
what you feel or think, is not
whatever, but is
Haiku # 5674 January 23, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Moxie of trying to fly above
There is a truth
Even being relative
is a faith in that
Haiku # 5673 January 23, 2001 9:57 am ET
by Moxie of ????
big rain moth gone nuts
banging the gauze and the light
shit happens some nights
Haiku # 5672 January 23, 2001 8:47 am ET
by mellie
open up moxie
truth is you know whatever
you want quite frankly
Haiku # 5671 January 23, 2001 8:43 am ET
by mellie
Cold coffee at noon
Laughing at the frank haikus
Truth is worth a smile
Haiku # 5670 January 23, 2001 8:34 am ET
by Moxie of :)...
Snow gently falling.
Roommates dandruff is cause of
today's bad haiku
Haiku # 5669 January 23, 2001 6:51 am ET
by anti-chris
flying fox replete
hope they get the squitters bad
full of our mangoes
Haiku # 5668 January 23, 2001 6:34 am ET
by mellie
RESUSCIATION
appiontment is made to fix
sick bunny haiku
Haiku # 5667 January 23, 2001 6:29 am ET
by mellie
a resurrection
my doc makes me smile
a funny little bunny

(not an easter one)
Haiku # 5666 January 23, 2001 6:07 am ET
by mellie
my doc makes me smile

Haiku # 5665 January 23, 2001 5:53 am ET
by mellie
behaving badly
it's beneath my dignity
near my dirty thoughts
Haiku # 5664 January 23, 2001 5:51 am ET
by ash
rustle of gum leaves
dark wings softly fluttering
barking of fruit bats
Haiku # 5663 January 23, 2001 5:47 am ET
by ash
unaccountably
the diagnosis was wrong
(angoraphobic)
Haiku # 5662 January 23, 2001 5:44 am ET
by ash
bathed by cold water
vista of little fishes
backlash of sunburn
Haiku # 5661 January 23, 2001 5:42 am ET
by ash
fearing pet rabbits
the diagnosis was clear
angoraphobia
Haiku # 5660 January 23, 2001 3:04 am ET
by ash
Harvest My Semen
From My Loins To Your Freezer
Might Need It Some Day
Haiku # 5659 January 23, 2001 1:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
agoraphobic?
I just don't like leaving home
adgitatedly
Haiku # 5658 January 22, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by mellie
she: I have wet pants
doc: you have incontinence
she: not really, just

when I cough sneeze run
jump get a fright laugh and when
I'm feeling sexy
Haiku # 5657 January 22, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by mellie
prepare to receive
Opus tune-ity which cums
at strangest moments
Haiku # 5656 January 22, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
Opportunity
Comes at the strangest moments
Prepare to receive
Haiku # 5655 January 22, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by Liz B.
Whenever you call,
It always surprises me
What's in store this time?
Haiku # 5654 January 22, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by Liz B.
Ford first president
to serve without ever been
elected; now two.
Haiku # 5653 January 22, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by unconceding
ya bloody galah
don't go acting the fool Curl
croquet and the rest
Haiku # 5652 January 22, 2001 11:32 am ET
by mellie
Yeah? what should I do?
now that I have retired from
sumo wrestling?
Haiku # 5651 January 22, 2001 9:10 am ET
by big bopper
My voice would not speak
I feel I would die voided
a blank check nowhere
Haiku # 5650 January 22, 2001 8:03 am ET
by Moxie of if you won
One martini for
The road, on the road, walking
Tempting for revenge
Haiku # 5649 January 22, 2001 8:02 am ET
by Moxie of one more...
reflection on the
passing fad? ignore mankind?
ignore Times Square?
Haiku # 5648 January 22, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Moxie of or...
The simple is not enough
Haiku # 5647 January 22, 2001 7:58 am ET
by Moxie of I don't know
People avoid state
Afraid of the ruling ruse
no power? got drugs?
Haiku # 5646 January 22, 2001 7:56 am ET
by Moxie of It's me
Each era informed
of the big bang when nothing
became everything
Haiku # 5645 January 22, 2001 7:55 am ET
by Moxie of universal
World without mankind
No listening ears and the
trees will only wave
Haiku # 5644 January 22, 2001 7:54 am ET
by Moxie of hmm, poetry without politics?
Some of us relax
Some of us live in the news
others, well, crosswords
Haiku # 5643 January 22, 2001 7:52 am ET
by Moxie of hmm...how can I resist...
crikey blue sport mate
tan me hide when I'm dead Fred
keep me cocky too
Haiku # 5642 January 22, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie
call me parochial
tie me kangaroo down, sport
stone the fucking crows
Haiku # 5641 January 22, 2001 6:05 am ET
by ash
harvest lemon grass?
go past dill lemon thyme mint
shy snake slithers there
Haiku # 5640 January 22, 2001 1:09 am ET
by mellie
time waits for no man even if ya type as fast as ya can
Haiku # 5639 January 21, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by mellie
tme waits for no gran
I will be a grandmother
grandiloquently
Haiku # 5638 January 21, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by mellie
if right ran the world
everyone would be safe;
all would be in jail
Haiku # 5637 January 21, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of so much for politics...how about poetry?
i state the simple
some people smoke too much crack
moxie might be one

(f-ing conservitives)
life is a joke,
that's the fucking point of it
i'm right(left) so relax
(hehe)
Haiku # 5636 January 21, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
i state the simple
Haiku # 5635 January 21, 2001 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The self appointed
nutcase...evolved into a
more refined nutcase
Haiku # 5634 January 21, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Moxie of oh, mellie 9good one liner :)/
thought it was a stork
that delivered the babies
now it's a swallow
Haiku # 5633 January 21, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by mellie
salmon proscuitto
blue swimmer crabs mussels yum
limes chillies good friends

frogs croaking humid
fresh rocket asparagus
lime tart and ice cream

Haiku # 5632 January 21, 2001 9:07 am ET
by mellie
jumped in hyped up on
discovering new place here
forgot my manners
Haiku # 5631 January 21, 2001 7:34 am ET
by Moxie of ...ah, but you had a point...
Sometimes something else
must be said
within limits formless
Haiku # 5630 January 21, 2001 7:32 am ET
by Moxie of Why limits must be stretched at times
Cardboard, you durn nut
Typos are that fun thing missed
strike one two three...out
Haiku # 5629 January 21, 2001 7:31 am ET
by Moxie of needs a spell check
John 3:16 words
Something held on carboard signs
at the superbowl

Haiku # 5628 January 21, 2001 7:29 am ET
by Moxie of :)
I(slap)love(slap)you
life is love,love is hell
Anarchist love Square
Haiku # 5627 January 20, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by Ross of Canada
boris innocent
not so easy to swallow
high seeded player
Haiku # 5626 January 20, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by ash
no, i am not god
even if it all adds up
you can't count on it
Haiku # 5625 January 20, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by ash