Some of us relax
Some of us live in the news
others, well, crosswords

crikey blue sport mate
tan me hide when I'm dead Fred
keep me cocky too

call me parochial
tie me kangaroo down, sport
stone the fucking crows

harvest lemon grass?
go past dill lemon thyme mint
shy snake slithers there

time waits for no man even if ya type as fast as ya can

tme waits for no gran
I will be a grandmother
grandiloquently

if right ran the world
everyone would be safe;
all would be in jail

i state the simple
some people smoke too much crack
moxie might be one

(f-ing conservitives)
life is a joke,
that's the fucking point of it
i'm right(left) so relax
(hehe)

i state the simple

The self appointed
nutcase...evolved into a
more refined nutcase

thought it was a stork
that delivered the babies
now it's a swallow

salmon proscuitto
blue swimmer crabs mussels yum
limes chillies good friends

frogs croaking humid
fresh rocket asparagus
lime tart and ice cream

jumped in hyped up on
discovering new place here
forgot my manners

Sometimes something else
must be said
within limits formless

Cardboard, you durn nut
Typos are that fun thing missed
strike one two three...out

John 3:16 words
Something held on carboard signs
at the superbowl

I(slap)love(slap)you
life is love,love is hell
Anarchist love Square

boris innocent
not so easy to swallow
high seeded player

no, i am not god
even if it all adds up
you can't count on it

South park mexican
steals his name from cartman
I hate that bastard

In and out of court
see man called Boris serving
Russians returning

Power, oh yeah ash
are you saying you are a
force of nature? god!!!!!

no power struggle
does god force frangipani
to have five petals ?

haiku's existence
occurs within its limits
or it's something else

Government lives on
anarchy still is people
living for some dream

sense of humor check
passion ran away from me
posting graffiti

electricity
elements environments
evisceration

Life is a battle
This is about power, bro
When you critique yes?

Haiku poets zen
They talked about nature
one liners, no punch

But in any case bro
I was listening to you
That is why this hurts

Do not put cork on teapot
Teapot will expand and explode
Those too close get burned

If I have to go to war...
With all the writers
I will, because I'm a Scorpio
Pendantic, overreactive and
evangelical
But also irrepresable ego

Trying to fit in
he wore gothic colors and
he swore dubya in

I think those were about me
Those poems asking me to correct myself
What's a haiku but stuff
These are bad haikus, that's why
they don't always come out right
enjoy it

Don't they love to fight?
I gotta be f-ing right now
It's not a haiku!
(damn liberals)

Why am I crying?
Oh so many little deaths
I am in heaven

call for the doctor
telephone the police on beat
stroke the sweet pussy

Pussy is a wonderful creature,decorated with all it's fancy hair,has the mouth and jaw like a methodist preacher,and the stank of the ass of a bear

pedantic poets
go to some lengths to remain
inside the meter

when i write haiku
they may or may not be bad
but they are haiku

some poets won't count
perhaps some of them can't count
don't count as haiku

5-7-5, good haiku
no one knows how to form...
but then again fuck the rules because if it's good it just isn't bad enough now is it?

i feel down and out
my life seems slow and useless
lets blow some shit up

i smoke weed and cigs,
i drink and drop lots of pills,
it is not YOUR life

burning, flaming pain
searing fire enters longues
man, that's some harsh shit

all so lonely now
drugs distroy my life slowly
or maybe they don't

painful shattered heart
hopelessness filling your soul
no more weed for you

clutching porceline
pulling close to the white bowl
shit i drank too much

jack smiles with deep content
his eyes shine with joy and peace
jack is quite baked

jack's life seems pointless
he sinks into depression
jack's dog ate jack's stash

Forget that last one
I don't really give a shit
If you count at all