Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
no power struggle
does god force frangipani
to have five petals ?

haiku's existence
occurs within its limits
or it's something else
Haiku # 5621 January 20, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by ash
Government lives on
anarchy still is people
living for some dream
Haiku # 5620 January 20, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Moxie of loitering here too much...
sense of humor check
passion ran away from me
posting graffiti
Haiku # 5619 January 20, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Moxie of getting over silly mood
electricity
elements environments
evisceration
Haiku # 5618 January 20, 2001 8:53 am ET
by Eggs
Life is a battle
This is about power, bro
When you critique yes?
Haiku # 5617 January 20, 2001 8:28 am ET
by Moxie of pass the buck
Haiku poets zen
They talked about nature
one liners, no punch
Haiku # 5616 January 20, 2001 8:27 am ET
by Moxie of Somewhere not in Japan
But in any case bro
I was listening to you
That is why this hurts
Haiku # 5615 January 20, 2001 8:25 am ET
by Moxie of considering annexing oregon...
Do not put cork on teapot
Teapot will expand and explode
Those too close get burned
Haiku # 5614 January 20, 2001 8:24 am ET
by Moxie of Drink it baby...
If I have to go to war...
With all the writers
I will, because I'm a Scorpio
Pendantic, overreactive and
evangelical
But also irrepresable ego
Haiku # 5613 January 20, 2001 8:23 am ET
by Moxie of fighting to express himself his way...
Trying to fit in
he wore gothic colors and
he swore dubya in
Haiku # 5612 January 20, 2001 8:22 am ET
by Moxie of crypto something
I think those were about me
Those poems asking me to correct myself
What's a haiku but stuff
These are bad haikus, that's why
they don't always come out right
enjoy it
Haiku # 5611 January 20, 2001 8:20 am ET
by Moxie of defensive as usual
Don't they love to fight?
I gotta be f-ing right now
It's not a haiku!
(damn liberals)
Haiku # 5610 January 20, 2001 8:19 am ET
by Moxie of quite pendantic...
Why am I crying?
Oh so many little deaths
I am in heaven
Haiku # 5609 January 20, 2001 7:39 am ET
by mellie
call for the doctor
telephone the police on beat
stroke the sweet pussy
Haiku # 5608 January 20, 2001 6:00 am ET
by mellie
Pussy is a wonderful creature,decorated with all it's fancy hair,has the mouth and jaw like a methodist preacher,and the stank of the ass of a bear
Haiku # 5607 January 20, 2001 4:39 am ET
by Divad of The Hills
pedantic poets
go to some lengths to remain
inside the meter
Haiku # 5606 January 20, 2001 4:17 am ET
by ash
when i write haiku
they may or may not be bad
but they are haiku
Haiku # 5605 January 20, 2001 4:10 am ET
by ash
some poets won't count
perhaps some of them can't count
don't count as haiku
Haiku # 5604 January 20, 2001 4:09 am ET
by ash
5-7-5, good haiku
no one knows how to form...
but then again fuck the rules because if it's good it just isn't bad enough now is it?
Haiku # 5603 January 19, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
i feel down and out
my life seems slow and useless
lets blow some shit up
Haiku # 5602 January 19, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
i smoke weed and cigs,
i drink and drop lots of pills,
it is not YOUR life
Haiku # 5601 January 19, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
burning, flaming pain
searing fire enters longues
man, that's some harsh shit
Haiku # 5600 January 19, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
all so lonely now
drugs distroy my life slowly
or maybe they don't
Haiku # 5599 January 19, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
painful shattered heart
hopelessness filling your soul
no more weed for you
Haiku # 5598 January 19, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
clutching porceline
pulling close to the white bowl
shit i drank too much
Haiku # 5597 January 19, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
jack smiles with deep content
his eyes shine with joy and peace
jack is quite baked
Haiku # 5596 January 19, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
jack's life seems pointless
he sinks into depression
jack's dog ate jack's stash
Haiku # 5595 January 19, 2001 9:55 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
Forget that last one
I don't really give a shit
If you count at all
Haiku # 5594 January 19, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by Janis
Count on your fingers
An abacus will suffice
Either is easy
Haiku # 5593 January 19, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by Janis
Haiku # 5592 January 19, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 5591 January 19, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I used to hate liberals
Parrot talked Limbaugh
Some of the two lane intolerance true
But two sides to every coin
Inflation soars, we're all human
Haiku # 5590 January 19, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by Moxie of Camden right now, from Union
My friend Jim
Lost his friend in Massachusetts
And moved to Maine to lose himself
To find himself
Haiku # 5589 January 19, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by Moxie of I could be in Toronto by now...
Sick and tired of vegetarianism
And Rambo is back
Promoting Vitamin C and kelp
Haiku # 5588 January 19, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by Moxie of Compaq Deskpro keyboard
Republican again and not sure what that means
Still the elephant roars...
Tax cuts and extra peanuts...
The soap opera is over
We trade One Life With Bill
for Wall Street Week and We Are the World
Haiku # 5587 January 19, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Moxie of sleeping with seattle
I am moody and insane
avoiding the inevitable
day in and day out
staying in a hard heart
when I could choose to leave
Haiku # 5586 January 19, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Moxie of And all that other stuff
This is too easy using the force
Lifting up the cold living hand
Among so many cold people
To bitch and complain about the weather
Haiku # 5585 January 19, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by Moxie of I would rather be somewhere else...
Born Catholic
Born Again Protestant
Reborn Again Wiccan
Still the same, born just the same
Haiku # 5584 January 19, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by Moxie of Somewhere in this world...
Maine is a place
with lots of people
who were born using antiques
and will die using antiques
Haiku # 5583 January 19, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Moxie of Ok, I'm in Maine!
This is what we do
Worn out and angry at our homes
sit on a machine naked
Haiku # 5582 January 19, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Moxie of Yes it is...
then does chocolate
have the RUB for all of us
girls and boys to CUM
Haiku # 5581 January 19, 2001 10:29 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
Chocolate simply
Another wank-off movie
Made for the Oscars
Haiku # 5580 January 19, 2001 10:08 am ET
by Janis
marijuana

doctors and gov'mind
agents are overdoses
health always once was
Haiku # 5579 January 19, 2001 8:23 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
chocolate

I in boonies live
acclaimed performances are
far afield of I
Haiku # 5578 January 19, 2001 8:20 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
I like my coffee
Just like I love my women
Always black and strong
Haiku # 5577 January 19, 2001 2:27 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
severe swells storms squalls
Bill says goodbye lightning strikes
fearing burning Bush
Haiku # 5576 January 19, 2001 12:34 am ET
by mellie
telepathic bond
stretching like elastic band
morphic-pathetic
Haiku # 5575 January 18, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by mellie
remembering fruit
when it tasted so much better
muscatel grapes plums
Haiku # 5574 January 18, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by mellie
gushing gusting gales
ripping you out with the whales
and probably sharks
Haiku # 5573 January 18, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by mellie
Routine surgery?
The King of Kensington is
dead... Long live The King!
Haiku # 5572 January 18, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Lt. Samuels
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