Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Haiku # 5591, January 19, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I used to hate liberals
Parrot talked Limbaugh
Some of the two lane intolerance true
But two sides to every coin
Inflation soars, we're all human
Haiku # 5590, January 19, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by Moxie of Camden right now, from Union
My friend Jim
Lost his friend in Massachusetts
And moved to Maine to lose himself
To find himself
Haiku # 5589, January 19, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by Moxie of I could be in Toronto by now...
Sick and tired of vegetarianism
And Rambo is back
Promoting Vitamin C and kelp
Haiku # 5588, January 19, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by Moxie of Compaq Deskpro keyboard
Republican again and not sure what that means
Still the elephant roars...
Tax cuts and extra peanuts...
The soap opera is over
We trade One Life With Bill
for Wall Street Week and We Are the World
Haiku # 5587, January 19, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Moxie of sleeping with seattle
I am moody and insane
avoiding the inevitable
day in and day out
staying in a hard heart
when I could choose to leave
Haiku # 5586, January 19, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Moxie of And all that other stuff
This is too easy using the force
Lifting up the cold living hand
Among so many cold people
To bitch and complain about the weather
Haiku # 5585, January 19, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by Moxie of I would rather be somewhere else...
Born Catholic
Born Again Protestant
Reborn Again Wiccan
Still the same, born just the same
Haiku # 5584, January 19, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by Moxie of Somewhere in this world...
Maine is a place
with lots of people
who were born using antiques
and will die using antiques
Haiku # 5583, January 19, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Moxie of Ok, I'm in Maine!
This is what we do
Worn out and angry at our homes
sit on a machine naked
Haiku # 5582, January 19, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Moxie of Yes it is...
then does chocolate
have the RUB for all of us
girls and boys to CUM
Haiku # 5581, January 19, 2001 10:29 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
Chocolate simply
Another wank-off movie
Made for the Oscars
Haiku # 5580, January 19, 2001 10:08 am ET
by Janis
marijuana

doctors and gov'mind
agents are overdoses
health always once was
Haiku # 5579, January 19, 2001 8:23 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
chocolate

I in boonies live
acclaimed performances are
far afield of I
Haiku # 5578, January 19, 2001 8:20 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
I like my coffee
Just like I love my women
Always black and strong
Haiku # 5577, January 19, 2001 2:27 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
severe swells storms squalls
Bill says goodbye lightning strikes
fearing burning Bush
Haiku # 5576, January 19, 2001 12:34 am ET
by mellie
telepathic bond
stretching like elastic band
morphic-pathetic
Haiku # 5575, January 18, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by mellie
remembering fruit
when it tasted so much better
muscatel grapes plums
Haiku # 5574, January 18, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by mellie
gushing gusting gales
ripping you out with the whales
and probably sharks
Haiku # 5573, January 18, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by mellie
Routine surgery?
The King of Kensington is
dead... Long live The King!
Haiku # 5572, January 18, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Lt. Samuels
Micro-manager
Reading all my private mail
Do you see yourself?
Haiku # 5571, January 18, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Liz B of Penal colony
Dude in a Chevy
Flips you the bird. Hey Asshole!
Rednecks on Parade
Haiku # 5570, January 18, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Trish Badger of Camden, Maine
Poor little 'puter
The Red Hat Distro had holes
Now I'm infected
Haiku # 5569, January 18, 2001 9:42 am ET
by Janis
consideration
have more committees meeting
keep asking questions
Haiku # 5568, January 18, 2001 7:06 am ET
by mellie
there are no answers
if you consider it all
unquestionably
Haiku # 5567, January 18, 2001 6:23 am ET
by ash
bureaucracy rules
reproducing like a plague
we need a vaccine

Haiku # 5566, January 18, 2001 6:06 am ET
by ash
on dunny floor piles
wet lavatory paper
watch out ya don't skid
Haiku # 5565, January 18, 2001 12:05 am ET
by mellie
A new place to rant
For all those who feel the need
Is Plastic dot com
Haiku # 5564, January 17, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by Janis
Came to work today
Futile feeling persists
Life-sucking merger
Haiku # 5563, January 17, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by Janis
Big shark tooth fossil
Now hanging around my neck
Scares people I meet
Haiku # 5562, January 17, 2001 10:06 am ET
by FLYGIRL WU of Santa Monica, CA
dreaming about teeth
so weird they all fell out
my eyes were gummy
Haiku # 5561, January 17, 2001 6:29 am ET
by sleepy head
She couldn't help it
She sneezed with me in her mouth
My peppery balls
Haiku # 5560, January 16, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Staring at the sky
With Confidence and Reason
I planned my next move
Haiku # 5559, January 16, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Fertilizer bomb
Did not know shit can explode
Government building

Now I want to die
Militia martyr, that
Haiku # 5558, January 16, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Niko Safavi of San Francisco, CA
Las Vegas is a
Town with no clocks, but many
Master magicians.
Haiku # 5557, January 16, 2001 9:17 am ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
Big, big company.
The right hand knows not what the
Left hand is doing.
Haiku # 5556, January 16, 2001 9:16 am ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
carpul tunnel syndrome - NY

my mouth bows down to
suck cock in the lincoln dark
while carpool to work
Haiku # 5555, January 16, 2001 8:53 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
wizard of ox is
wizard o'r fox depends if
your cock or cunt talks
Haiku # 5554, January 16, 2001 8:49 am ET
by Wizard O'Fox
Lame Duck Mutha' fuck
Cum Catcher Vomit Wretcher
That's who I worked for
Haiku # 5553, January 16, 2001 1:34 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Should read ------

Cathy Devi are
you submitting bad haiku
and not telling me?
Haiku # 5552, January 16, 2001 12:16 am ET
by mel
Cathy Devi are
submitting bad haiku and
not telling me girl?
Haiku # 5551, January 16, 2001 12:13 am ET
by mellie
Mudjimba freaks out
Ashtons Circus elephants
swim in Maroochy
Haiku # 5550, January 15, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by Black Swan
upwardly mobile
economy class syndrome
back here with the clots
Haiku # 5549, January 15, 2001 5:53 am ET
by ash
miserable heat
thermometer ascending
sweat rolls down like tears
Haiku # 5548, January 15, 2001 5:48 am ET
by ash
melancholy babe
muddy water still runs deep
woody guthrie wails
Haiku # 5547, January 15, 2001 3:26 am ET
by melic
uneducated
I agree to a degree
wish I had one but
Haiku # 5546, January 15, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Dunce of '66
Fingers gripping Prince
wish I could serve like Lindsay
straight down the middle
Haiku # 5545, January 15, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Ball Girl
Mobilisation
Embolisims bloody clots
lets swell legal plates
Haiku # 5544, January 14, 2001 11:26 pm ET
by plasmin
Visualize this.......
A harmonica fading
While the blues return
Haiku # 5543, January 14, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Knee deep in pudding
Lost I look around the room
What the fuck is wrong!
Haiku # 5542, January 14, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
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