Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Poor little 'puter
The Red Hat Distro had holes
Now I'm infected
Haiku # 5569, January 18, 2001 9:42 am ET
by Janis
consideration
have more committees meeting
keep asking questions
Haiku # 5568, January 18, 2001 7:06 am ET
by mellie
there are no answers
if you consider it all
unquestionably
Haiku # 5567, January 18, 2001 6:23 am ET
by ash
bureaucracy rules
reproducing like a plague
we need a vaccine

Haiku # 5566, January 18, 2001 6:06 am ET
by ash
on dunny floor piles
wet lavatory paper
watch out ya don't skid
Haiku # 5565, January 18, 2001 12:05 am ET
by mellie
A new place to rant
For all those who feel the need
Is Plastic dot com
Haiku # 5564, January 17, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by Janis
Came to work today
Futile feeling persists
Life-sucking merger
Haiku # 5563, January 17, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by Janis
Big shark tooth fossil
Now hanging around my neck
Scares people I meet
Haiku # 5562, January 17, 2001 10:06 am ET
by FLYGIRL WU of Santa Monica, CA
dreaming about teeth
so weird they all fell out
my eyes were gummy
Haiku # 5561, January 17, 2001 6:29 am ET
by sleepy head
She couldn't help it
She sneezed with me in her mouth
My peppery balls
Haiku # 5560, January 16, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Staring at the sky
With Confidence and Reason
I planned my next move
Haiku # 5559, January 16, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Fertilizer bomb
Did not know shit can explode
Government building

Now I want to die
Militia martyr, that
Haiku # 5558, January 16, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Niko Safavi of San Francisco, CA
Las Vegas is a
Town with no clocks, but many
Master magicians.
Haiku # 5557, January 16, 2001 9:17 am ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
Big, big company.
The right hand knows not what the
Left hand is doing.
Haiku # 5556, January 16, 2001 9:16 am ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
carpul tunnel syndrome - NY

my mouth bows down to
suck cock in the lincoln dark
while carpool to work
Haiku # 5555, January 16, 2001 8:53 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
wizard of ox is
wizard o'r fox depends if
your cock or cunt talks
Haiku # 5554, January 16, 2001 8:49 am ET
by Wizard O'Fox
Lame Duck Mutha' fuck
Cum Catcher Vomit Wretcher
That's who I worked for
Haiku # 5553, January 16, 2001 1:34 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Should read ------

Cathy Devi are
you submitting bad haiku
and not telling me?
Haiku # 5552, January 16, 2001 12:16 am ET
by mel
Cathy Devi are
submitting bad haiku and
not telling me girl?
Haiku # 5551, January 16, 2001 12:13 am ET
by mellie
Mudjimba freaks out
Ashtons Circus elephants
swim in Maroochy
Haiku # 5550, January 15, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by Black Swan
upwardly mobile
economy class syndrome
back here with the clots
Haiku # 5549, January 15, 2001 5:53 am ET
by ash
miserable heat
thermometer ascending
sweat rolls down like tears
Haiku # 5548, January 15, 2001 5:48 am ET
by ash
melancholy babe
muddy water still runs deep
woody guthrie wails
Haiku # 5547, January 15, 2001 3:26 am ET
by melic
uneducated
I agree to a degree
wish I had one but
Haiku # 5546, January 15, 2001 3:20 am ET
by Dunce of '66
Fingers gripping Prince
wish I could serve like Lindsay
straight down the middle
Haiku # 5545, January 15, 2001 3:18 am ET
by Ball Girl
Mobilisation
Embolisims bloody clots
lets swell legal plates
Haiku # 5544, January 14, 2001 11:26 pm ET
by plasmin
Visualize this.......
A harmonica fading
While the blues return
Haiku # 5543, January 14, 2001 6:50 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Knee deep in pudding
Lost I look around the room
What the fuck is wrong!
Haiku # 5542, January 14, 2001 6:44 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
A night in Vegas
Won cash at blackjack table
Sold soul to devil
Haiku # 5541, January 13, 2001 9:08 pm ET
by Janis
Hugh of brightest hue
Sharp tones in limbo
Haiku # 5540, January 13, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Brian Hawthorne of Valdosta GA
shaggydog and bitch
on heat cavort carelessly
carillon chiming
Haiku # 5539, January 12, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by french poodle
hemroid is (waiting)
for insults; only He sucks
His ass all the day!
Haiku # 5538, January 12, 2001 12:36 pm ET
by boo of yer-up-yers
Colonial game
Grafted into foreign lands
Seeming baseballesque
Haiku # 5537, January 12, 2001 9:10 am ET
by Janis
tasting salt muscles
tentacles octopuses
to shuck an oyster
Haiku # 5536, January 12, 2001 8:37 am ET
by sea urchin
Hey-Soos in chat room
cyber. Lick father, Lick son;
like I always say/
Haiku # 5535, January 12, 2001 8:18 am ET
by MzConGenitalia of Yeb
Moonlit shining sea
Mudjimba still and silent
Maroochy flows on
Haiku # 5534, January 12, 2001 3:43 am ET
by Black Swan
hidden octopus
a sea hare mows the rockpool
midsummer king tide
Haiku # 5533, January 12, 2001 2:17 am ET
by ash
Kiss my ass this time
Or kiss it Later (I'll wait)
Both ways you suck ass.
Haiku # 5532, January 12, 2001 12:14 am ET
by Hugh Hawthorne
can't throw a leggie
good pitch bowled maiden over
and then a full toss
Haiku # 5531, January 11, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by score at the Gabba
Zimbabwe v Oz
Blewitt shoots one to turd man
He is now on tree
Haiku # 5530, January 11, 2001 10:57 pm ET
by another cricket up-date
doofa doofa doof
a hotted-up wait at lights
fuzzy dice swaying
Haiku # 5529, January 11, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by Purple Torana
ABC COMMENTARY.
ZIMBABWE V OZ
Haiku # 5528, January 11, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by cricket bats
low life in the 'burbs
slomo driveby thump bass boom
crap rap music sucks
Haiku # 5527, January 11, 2001 9:28 am ET
by mondongo of slip F-18, Bahia Mar
"pigdog?" calls puppy
sick? someone smells "fishy" when
cunt in U endo?
Haiku # 5526, January 11, 2001 8:11 am ET
by fromAshCat of toBelleCunt
She awaits calmly
Those eyes, half open, roll back
As I enter her
Haiku # 5525, January 11, 2001 2:03 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Translators Apply.
cunt on the wrong end of some
cats' inuendo
Haiku # 5524, January 11, 2001 12:43 am ET
by another fishy tale??
Misinformation
Some coffee in the morning
Also some at night
Haiku # 5523, January 11, 2001 12:33 am ET
by Janis
Sick puppy chasing
pussys; will he ever see
his very own tail?
Haiku # 5522, January 11, 2001 12:33 am ET
by pigdog of Nelson, BC,CA
I'm certain I'm not
obsessive-compulsively
sending bad haiku
Haiku # 5521, January 11, 2001 12:16 am ET
by batty
rorts and elections
politicians are rooted
baby boomers laugh
Haiku # 5520, January 11, 2001 12:13 am ET
by I do like to be beside the seaside
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