Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Moonlit shining sea
Mudjimba still and silent
Maroochy flows on
Haiku # 5534, January 12, 2001 3:43 am ET
by Black Swan
hidden octopus
a sea hare mows the rockpool
midsummer king tide
Haiku # 5533, January 12, 2001 2:17 am ET
by ash
Kiss my ass this time
Or kiss it Later (I'll wait)
Both ways you suck ass.
Haiku # 5532, January 12, 2001 12:14 am ET
by Hugh Hawthorne
can't throw a leggie
good pitch bowled maiden over
and then a full toss
Haiku # 5531, January 11, 2001 11:08 pm ET
by score at the Gabba
Zimbabwe v Oz
Blewitt shoots one to turd man
He is now on tree
Haiku # 5530, January 11, 2001 10:57 pm ET
by another cricket up-date
doofa doofa doof
a hotted-up wait at lights
fuzzy dice swaying
Haiku # 5529, January 11, 2001 10:54 pm ET
by Purple Torana
ABC COMMENTARY.
ZIMBABWE V OZ
Haiku # 5528, January 11, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by cricket bats
low life in the 'burbs
slomo driveby thump bass boom
crap rap music sucks
Haiku # 5527, January 11, 2001 9:28 am ET
by mondongo of slip F-18, Bahia Mar
"pigdog?" calls puppy
sick? someone smells "fishy" when
cunt in U endo?
Haiku # 5526, January 11, 2001 8:11 am ET
by fromAshCat of toBelleCunt
She awaits calmly
Those eyes, half open, roll back
As I enter her
Haiku # 5525, January 11, 2001 2:03 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Translators Apply.
cunt on the wrong end of some
cats' inuendo
Haiku # 5524, January 11, 2001 12:43 am ET
by another fishy tale??
Misinformation
Some coffee in the morning
Also some at night
Haiku # 5523, January 11, 2001 12:33 am ET
by Janis
Sick puppy chasing
pussys; will he ever see
his very own tail?
Haiku # 5522, January 11, 2001 12:33 am ET
by pigdog of Nelson, BC,CA
I'm certain I'm not
obsessive-compulsively
sending bad haiku
Haiku # 5521, January 11, 2001 12:16 am ET
by batty
rorts and elections
politicians are rooted
baby boomers laugh
Haiku # 5520, January 11, 2001 12:13 am ET
by I do like to be beside the seaside
rorts and elections
politicians are rooted
Haiku # 5519, January 11, 2001 12:13 am ET
by I do like to be beside the seaside
scooters skate boards falls
kids on bikes and boogie boards
blue bottles stinging
Haiku # 5518, January 11, 2001 12:11 am ET
by long hot summer
ripper rips king tides
humidity sugar cane
cricket bats tennis
Haiku # 5517, January 11, 2001 12:08 am ET
by still summer
cicadas mangoes
sunscreen flyscreens mossies
passionfruit ginger
Haiku # 5516, January 11, 2001 12:07 am ET
by summer
forgive my mistake
ok, so it's spelt "tartare"
poor taste anyhow
Haiku # 5515, January 10, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by ash
my next invention
a new spermicidal cream
tatare sauce flavoured
Haiku # 5514, January 10, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by ash
too many sex fiends
a poem about my cat
misinterpreted
Haiku # 5513, January 10, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by ash
vibrating beaver
eager pussy dampened
sweet music played out
Haiku # 5512, January 10, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by shackled
Eating little dots
The yellow circle rushes
Around preset maze
Haiku # 5511, January 10, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by Janis
that's Bad Haiku, babe!
three would have rhymed better and
been better music
Haiku # 5510, January 10, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Boo
headphones on baby
turn the volume up to ten
that's music baby!
Haiku # 5509, January 10, 2001 10:08 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
So Fuck Me, Mary

the TRUE meaning of
christ,miss? Christ was conCeived in
december, not born.
Haiku # 5508, January 10, 2001 8:58 am ET
by MzCongenitalia of magdalene cunty, Md
the holiday meant
to preserve economy
through retail sales fails
Haiku # 5507, January 10, 2001 8:54 am ET
by unconceding of White outHouse, too
line of soldiers pass
tax-money buckets to vault.
bail out scrooge McDuck
Haiku # 5506, January 10, 2001 8:52 am ET
by beatle bailey of fort xxxknockers
people here are bored
and boring - place'd be empty
unless they assend.
Haiku # 5505, January 10, 2001 8:50 am ET
by billinbush of acey/d.c.
needsnopardon, getsnopardon

when he's out; I'm in
absolved usurper shows no
guilt: I execute!
Haiku # 5504, January 10, 2001 8:48 am ET
by bushonbill of acey/d.c.
What does Sandra do
in the f.i.b.? I know!
she heightens the screws.
Haiku # 5503, January 10, 2001 8:42 am ET
by MzCongenitalia of Hooversucks bldg, Reno, Virginia
soft is my pussy
furry, whiskers twitching 'round
panting rapidly, tuna
Haiku # 5502, January 10, 2001 7:54 am ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
Oh my poor pussy!
a pyrexic purpure place.
punitive pull out
Haiku # 5501, January 9, 2001 9:27 pm ET
by catamount
parabolical
pumps! the belled tower enters
the Belle, swings and rings
Haiku # 5500, January 9, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by fromCAT of toCUNT
pussy yawns wide
its meal probes its panting gob
whew, no teeth await
Haiku # 5499, January 9, 2001 9:56 am ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
pussy purrs panting
pumps parabolically
paradisical
Haiku # 5498, January 9, 2001 5:26 am ET
by belles lettres
purring profusely
proud pedigreed pussycat
primps prodigiously
Haiku # 5497, January 9, 2001 4:05 am ET
by ash
*hm*... gee thanks ash hun
i feel better now i know
i'm sunken treasure
Haiku # 5496, January 8, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by sheena
Haiku # 5495, January 8, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she gathers together
threads of various texture
combined, a fine weave
Haiku # 5494, January 8, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
she chisels cold stone
revealing the curve of life
too rare for fine words
Haiku # 5493, January 8, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
worn down by hunger
deer's teeth pull at small green shoots
velvet nose skims earth
Haiku # 5492, January 8, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
tannin, dirt combine
black loam steaming in the sun
earth's sex is ready
Haiku # 5491, January 8, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
soon the moaning wind
will shift to sighs of soft joy
as trees fill with leaves
Haiku # 5490, January 8, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
brittle, leached of hue
the leaf carpet lays in wait
for the coming spring
Haiku # 5489, January 8, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
he's end over end
summersaulting from your bed
inches from your grasp
Haiku # 5488, January 8, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by kevin's girl
The movie Traffic
Fine film ruined by a
Hollywood ending
Haiku # 5487, January 8, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Janis
otherlands, they watch
US cheat children from the snatch
spoiled promises
Haiku # 5486, January 8, 2001 8:51 am ET
by Mz.UnCunGenitalia
the ghost of demo,
crass even snide, wants your votes
to override... tide
Haiku # 5485, January 8, 2001 8:49 am ET
by Brett of White outHouse, too
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