Zimbabwe v Oz
Blewitt shoots one to turd man
He is now on tree

doofa doofa doof
a hotted-up wait at lights
fuzzy dice swaying

ABC COMMENTARY.
ZIMBABWE V OZ

low life in the 'burbs
slomo driveby thump bass boom
crap rap music sucks

"pigdog?" calls puppy
sick? someone smells "fishy" when
cunt in U endo?

She awaits calmly
Those eyes, half open, roll back
As I enter her

Translators Apply.
cunt on the wrong end of some
cats' inuendo

Misinformation
Some coffee in the morning
Also some at night

Sick puppy chasing
pussys; will he ever see
his very own tail?

I'm certain I'm not
obsessive-compulsively
sending bad haiku

rorts and elections
politicians are rooted
baby boomers laugh

rorts and elections
politicians are rooted

scooters skate boards falls
kids on bikes and boogie boards
blue bottles stinging

ripper rips king tides
humidity sugar cane
cricket bats tennis

cicadas mangoes
sunscreen flyscreens mossies
passionfruit ginger

forgive my mistake
ok, so it's spelt "tartare"
poor taste anyhow

my next invention
a new spermicidal cream
tatare sauce flavoured

too many sex fiends
a poem about my cat
misinterpreted

vibrating beaver
eager pussy dampened
sweet music played out

Eating little dots
The yellow circle rushes
Around preset maze

that's Bad Haiku, babe!
three would have rhymed better and
been better music

headphones on baby
turn the volume up to ten
that's music baby!

So Fuck Me, Mary

the TRUE meaning of
christ,miss? Christ was conCeived in
december, not born.

the holiday meant
to preserve economy
through retail sales fails

line of soldiers pass
tax-money buckets to vault.
bail out scrooge McDuck

people here are bored
and boring - place'd be empty
unless they assend.

needsnopardon, getsnopardon

when he's out; I'm in
absolved usurper shows no
guilt: I execute!

What does Sandra do
in the f.i.b.? I know!
she heightens the screws.

soft is my pussy
furry, whiskers twitching 'round
panting rapidly, tuna

Oh my poor pussy!
a pyrexic purpure place.
punitive pull out

parabolical
pumps! the belled tower enters
the Belle, swings and rings

pussy yawns wide
its meal probes its panting gob
whew, no teeth await

pussy purrs panting
pumps parabolically
paradisical

purring profusely
proud pedigreed pussycat
primps prodigiously

*hm*... gee thanks ash hun
i feel better now i know
i'm sunken treasure

she gathers together
threads of various texture
combined, a fine weave

she chisels cold stone
revealing the curve of life
too rare for fine words

worn down by hunger
deer's teeth pull at small green shoots
velvet nose skims earth

tannin, dirt combine
black loam steaming in the sun
earth's sex is ready

soon the moaning wind
will shift to sighs of soft joy
as trees fill with leaves

brittle, leached of hue
the leaf carpet lays in wait
for the coming spring

he's end over end
summersaulting from your bed
inches from your grasp

The movie Traffic
Fine film ruined by a
Hollywood ending

otherlands, they watch
US cheat children from the snatch
spoiled promises

the ghost of demo,
crass even snide, wants your votes
to override... tide

fuck this shit says i
fuck your two am deadline
this monkey's leaving

work heirarchy sucks
bloated egos deny truth
shit floats as gold sinks

why so many creeps?
various bosses, same crap
egos, power trips

shut up one minute
and i'll explain why you're wrong
no, they'd rather scream

fine, blithering fool
i'll follow orders, sir/ma'am
your work will be shit

i lean my head back
let the ache wash over me
another bad day