Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

ABC COMMENTARY.
ZIMBABWE V OZ
Haiku # 5528, January 11, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by cricket bats
low life in the 'burbs
slomo driveby thump bass boom
crap rap music sucks
Haiku # 5527, January 11, 2001 9:28 am ET
by mondongo of slip F-18, Bahia Mar
"pigdog?" calls puppy
sick? someone smells "fishy" when
cunt in U endo?
Haiku # 5526, January 11, 2001 8:11 am ET
by fromAshCat of toBelleCunt
She awaits calmly
Those eyes, half open, roll back
As I enter her
Haiku # 5525, January 11, 2001 2:03 am ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Translators Apply.
cunt on the wrong end of some
cats' inuendo
Haiku # 5524, January 11, 2001 12:43 am ET
by another fishy tale??
Misinformation
Some coffee in the morning
Also some at night
Haiku # 5523, January 11, 2001 12:33 am ET
by Janis
Sick puppy chasing
pussys; will he ever see
his very own tail?
Haiku # 5522, January 11, 2001 12:33 am ET
by pigdog of Nelson, BC,CA
I'm certain I'm not
obsessive-compulsively
sending bad haiku
Haiku # 5521, January 11, 2001 12:16 am ET
by batty
rorts and elections
politicians are rooted
baby boomers laugh
Haiku # 5520, January 11, 2001 12:13 am ET
by I do like to be beside the seaside
rorts and elections
politicians are rooted
Haiku # 5519, January 11, 2001 12:13 am ET
by I do like to be beside the seaside
scooters skate boards falls
kids on bikes and boogie boards
blue bottles stinging
Haiku # 5518, January 11, 2001 12:11 am ET
by long hot summer
ripper rips king tides
humidity sugar cane
cricket bats tennis
Haiku # 5517, January 11, 2001 12:08 am ET
by still summer
cicadas mangoes
sunscreen flyscreens mossies
passionfruit ginger
Haiku # 5516, January 11, 2001 12:07 am ET
by summer
forgive my mistake
ok, so it's spelt "tartare"
poor taste anyhow
Haiku # 5515, January 10, 2001 6:03 pm ET
by ash
my next invention
a new spermicidal cream
tatare sauce flavoured
Haiku # 5514, January 10, 2001 6:00 pm ET
by ash
too many sex fiends
a poem about my cat
misinterpreted
Haiku # 5513, January 10, 2001 5:56 pm ET
by ash
vibrating beaver
eager pussy dampened
sweet music played out
Haiku # 5512, January 10, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by shackled
Eating little dots
The yellow circle rushes
Around preset maze
Haiku # 5511, January 10, 2001 1:12 pm ET
by Janis
that's Bad Haiku, babe!
three would have rhymed better and
been better music
Haiku # 5510, January 10, 2001 11:44 am ET
by Boo
headphones on baby
turn the volume up to ten
that's music baby!
Haiku # 5509, January 10, 2001 10:08 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
So Fuck Me, Mary

the TRUE meaning of
christ,miss? Christ was conCeived in
december, not born.
Haiku # 5508, January 10, 2001 8:58 am ET
by MzCongenitalia of magdalene cunty, Md
the holiday meant
to preserve economy
through retail sales fails
Haiku # 5507, January 10, 2001 8:54 am ET
by unconceding of White outHouse, too
line of soldiers pass
tax-money buckets to vault.
bail out scrooge McDuck
Haiku # 5506, January 10, 2001 8:52 am ET
by beatle bailey of fort xxxknockers
people here are bored
and boring - place'd be empty
unless they assend.
Haiku # 5505, January 10, 2001 8:50 am ET
by billinbush of acey/d.c.
needsnopardon, getsnopardon

when he's out; I'm in
absolved usurper shows no
guilt: I execute!
Haiku # 5504, January 10, 2001 8:48 am ET
by bushonbill of acey/d.c.
What does Sandra do
in the f.i.b.? I know!
she heightens the screws.
Haiku # 5503, January 10, 2001 8:42 am ET
by MzCongenitalia of Hooversucks bldg, Reno, Virginia
soft is my pussy
furry, whiskers twitching 'round
panting rapidly, tuna
Haiku # 5502, January 10, 2001 7:54 am ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
Oh my poor pussy!
a pyrexic purpure place.
punitive pull out
Haiku # 5501, January 9, 2001 9:27 pm ET
by catamount
parabolical
pumps! the belled tower enters
the Belle, swings and rings
Haiku # 5500, January 9, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by fromCAT of toCUNT
pussy yawns wide
its meal probes its panting gob
whew, no teeth await
Haiku # 5499, January 9, 2001 9:56 am ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
pussy purrs panting
pumps parabolically
paradisical
Haiku # 5498, January 9, 2001 5:26 am ET
by belles lettres
purring profusely
proud pedigreed pussycat
primps prodigiously
Haiku # 5497, January 9, 2001 4:05 am ET
by ash
*hm*... gee thanks ash hun
i feel better now i know
i'm sunken treasure
Haiku # 5496, January 8, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by sheena
Haiku # 5495, January 8, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she gathers together
threads of various texture
combined, a fine weave
Haiku # 5494, January 8, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
she chisels cold stone
revealing the curve of life
too rare for fine words
Haiku # 5493, January 8, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
worn down by hunger
deer's teeth pull at small green shoots
velvet nose skims earth
Haiku # 5492, January 8, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
tannin, dirt combine
black loam steaming in the sun
earth's sex is ready
Haiku # 5491, January 8, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
soon the moaning wind
will shift to sighs of soft joy
as trees fill with leaves
Haiku # 5490, January 8, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
brittle, leached of hue
the leaf carpet lays in wait
for the coming spring
Haiku # 5489, January 8, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
he's end over end
summersaulting from your bed
inches from your grasp
Haiku # 5488, January 8, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by kevin's girl
The movie Traffic
Fine film ruined by a
Hollywood ending
Haiku # 5487, January 8, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Janis
otherlands, they watch
US cheat children from the snatch
spoiled promises
Haiku # 5486, January 8, 2001 8:51 am ET
by Mz.UnCunGenitalia
the ghost of demo,
crass even snide, wants your votes
to override... tide
Haiku # 5485, January 8, 2001 8:49 am ET
by Brett of White outHouse, too
fuck this shit says i
fuck your two am deadline
this monkey's leaving
Haiku # 5484, January 7, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
work heirarchy sucks
bloated egos deny truth
shit floats as gold sinks
Haiku # 5483, January 7, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by ash
why so many creeps?
various bosses, same crap
egos, power trips

shut up one minute
and i'll explain why you're wrong
no, they'd rather scream

fine, blithering fool
i'll follow orders, sir/ma'am
your work will be shit
Haiku # 5482, January 7, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by sheena
i lean my head back
let the ache wash over me
another bad day
Haiku # 5481, January 7, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by sheena
search for comfort zone
led me down strange, twisting paths
directions changed place
Haiku # 5480, January 7, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by sheena
black beans tumble out
smoothe and promising
they pool in her hand
Haiku # 5479, January 7, 2001 10:27 am ET
by mount madonna mama
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