Translators Apply.
cunt on the wrong end of some
cats' inuendo
by another fishy tale??
Misinformation
Some coffee in the morning
Also some at night
by Janis
Sick puppy chasing
pussys; will he ever see
his very own tail?
by pigdog of Nelson, BC,CA
I'm certain I'm not
obsessive-compulsively
sending bad haiku
by batty
rorts and elections
politicians are rooted
baby boomers laugh
by I do like to be beside the seaside
rorts and elections
politicians are rooted
by I do like to be beside the seaside
scooters skate boards falls
kids on bikes and boogie boards
blue bottles stinging
by long hot summer
ripper rips king tides
humidity sugar cane
cricket bats tennis
by still summer
cicadas mangoes
sunscreen flyscreens mossies
passionfruit ginger
by summer
forgive my mistake
ok, so it's spelt "tartare"
poor taste anyhow
by ash
my next invention
a new spermicidal cream
tatare sauce flavoured
by ash
too many sex fiends
a poem about my cat
misinterpreted
by ash
vibrating beaver
eager pussy dampened
sweet music played out
by shackled
Eating little dots
The yellow circle rushes
Around preset maze
by Janis
that's Bad Haiku, babe!
three would have rhymed better and
been better music
by Boo
headphones on baby
turn the volume up to ten
that's music baby!
by Hollywood Bonfire
So Fuck Me, Mary
the TRUE meaning of
christ,miss? Christ was conCeived in
december, not born.
by MzCongenitalia of magdalene cunty, Md
the holiday meant
to preserve economy
through retail sales fails
by unconceding of White outHouse, too
line of soldiers pass
tax-money buckets to vault.
bail out scrooge McDuck
by beatle bailey of fort xxxknockers
people here are bored
and boring - place'd be empty
unless they assend.
by billinbush of acey/d.c.
needsnopardon, getsnopardon
when he's out; I'm in
absolved usurper shows no
guilt: I execute!
by bushonbill of acey/d.c.
What does Sandra do
in the f.i.b.? I know!
she heightens the screws.
by MzCongenitalia of Hooversucks bldg, Reno, Virginia
soft is my pussy
furry, whiskers twitching 'round
panting rapidly, tuna
by mondongo of elsewhere
Oh my poor pussy!
a pyrexic purpure place.
punitive pull out
by catamount
parabolical
pumps! the belled tower enters
the Belle, swings and rings
by fromCAT of toCUNT
pussy yawns wide
its meal probes its panting gob
whew, no teeth await
by mondongo of elsewhere
pussy purrs panting
pumps parabolically
paradisical
by belles lettres
purring profusely
proud pedigreed pussycat
primps prodigiously
by ash
*hm*... gee thanks ash hun
i feel better now i know
i'm sunken treasure
by sheena
she gathers together
threads of various texture
combined, a fine weave
by mount madonna mama
she chisels cold stone
revealing the curve of life
too rare for fine words
by mount madonna mama
worn down by hunger
deer's teeth pull at small green shoots
velvet nose skims earth
by mount madonna mama
tannin, dirt combine
black loam steaming in the sun
earth's sex is ready
by mount madonna mama
soon the moaning wind
will shift to sighs of soft joy
as trees fill with leaves
by mount madonna mama
brittle, leached of hue
the leaf carpet lays in wait
for the coming spring
by mount madonna mama
he's end over end
summersaulting from your bed
inches from your grasp
by kevin's girl
The movie Traffic
Fine film ruined by a
Hollywood ending
by Janis
otherlands, they watch
US cheat children from the snatch
spoiled promises
by Mz.UnCunGenitalia
the ghost of demo,
crass even snide, wants your votes
to override... tide
by Brett of White outHouse, too
fuck this shit says i
fuck your two am deadline
this monkey's leaving
by Hollywood Bonfire
work heirarchy sucks
bloated egos deny truth
shit floats as gold sinks
by ash
why so many creeps?
various bosses, same crap
egos, power trips
shut up one minute
and i'll explain why you're wrong
no, they'd rather scream
fine, blithering fool
i'll follow orders, sir/ma'am
your work will be shit
by sheena
i lean my head back
let the ache wash over me
another bad day
by sheena
search for comfort zone
led me down strange, twisting paths
directions changed place
by sheena
black beans tumble out
smoothe and promising
they pool in her hand
by mount madonna mama
she sits on the bed
naked cool and unfolding
oragami birds
by mount madonna mama
held down one more time
the fighting intensified
she got serious
by mount madonna mama
couldn't agree more
morbid facination is
childishly grotty
by in your dreams
bodily fluids
graphic representations
just so much dribble
by ash
