Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
the ghost of demo,
crass even snide, wants your votes
to override... tide
Haiku # 5485 January 8, 2001 8:49 am ET
by Brett of White outHouse, too
fuck this shit says i
fuck your two am deadline
this monkey's leaving
Haiku # 5484 January 7, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
work heirarchy sucks
bloated egos deny truth
shit floats as gold sinks
Haiku # 5483 January 7, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by ash
why so many creeps?
various bosses, same crap
egos, power trips

shut up one minute
and i'll explain why you're wrong
no, they'd rather scream

fine, blithering fool
i'll follow orders, sir/ma'am
your work will be shit
Haiku # 5482 January 7, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by sheena
i lean my head back
let the ache wash over me
another bad day
Haiku # 5481 January 7, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by sheena
search for comfort zone
led me down strange, twisting paths
directions changed place
Haiku # 5480 January 7, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by sheena
black beans tumble out
smoothe and promising
they pool in her hand
Haiku # 5479 January 7, 2001 10:27 am ET
by mount madonna mama
she sits on the bed
naked cool and unfolding
oragami birds
Haiku # 5478 January 7, 2001 10:22 am ET
by mount madonna mama
held down one more time
the fighting intensified
she got serious
Haiku # 5477 January 7, 2001 10:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
couldn't agree more
morbid facination is
childishly grotty
Haiku # 5476 January 7, 2001 4:09 am ET
by in your dreams
bodily fluids
graphic representations
just so much dribble
Haiku # 5475 January 7, 2001 2:46 am ET
by ash
clunk is cuntsuck goo
finger fucking inside, too
clunk is written: C=(:
Haiku # 5474 January 6, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by cumpome of malibubitch
C=(: C==(: c==(: c===):
yuh gah mah dong ghat annn yer
cunt (!) thas better C=(:
Haiku # 5473 January 6, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by cumpome of malibubitch
senate half and half
now democrats' votes count - Re-
puke-lickins play dead

pack it in, mule skin;
paciderm terms: cream the cunt,
v.p. takes Owe-var
Haiku # 5472 January 6, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by unconceding of White outHouse, too
Swirling and viral
My brother's new computer
Surely infected
Haiku # 5471 January 6, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Janis
Haiku ascii art
Of the X rated nature
Is quite intriguing
Haiku # 5470 January 5, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Janis
ply c===O==8 on tongue

cuck is cocksuck want
cuck is facefuck like a cunt
cuck is written: C==O==8
Haiku # 5469 January 5, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by poemcum of ply.mouth
oc=8 Oc==8 cO==8 c=o==8 C==o==8
C=o===8 Co====8 C=o===8 C==o==8 C===o=8 gonna
cum! -C==o==8 -}C=o===8 ,*&}Co====8 yeah!
Haiku # 5468 January 5, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by poemcum of ply,mouth
Klorg is very fine
Went yesterday for visit
Then emerged today
Haiku # 5467 January 5, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Janis
Mike Siegel great job!
Art Bell's back, I could love a
hog: wild about it!!
Haiku # 5466 January 5, 2001 8:23 am ET
by Boo
Klorg! dot com web site
Consumer of my spare time
HTML hell
Haiku # 5465 January 4, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Dyslexic Dvae of www.klorg.com
MySQL the key
To the occasional crash
New language to learn
Haiku # 5464 January 4, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Janis
potato-heads are
dick-taters with spud puds for
masque-you-Lenny-Bruce
Haiku # 5463 January 4, 2001 8:24 am ET
by quasimodo of White outHouse, too
president gore

is
dead. someone shot president
gore in the head count

he looked so dead
when he was winning; when his
chances were dead: live!
Haiku # 5462 January 4, 2001 8:21 am ET
by unconceding of the White outHouse
to the haiku clique
get out of it: make me SICK
with your be-bop schtick
Haiku # 5461 January 4, 2001 8:17 am ET
by boo of in you
which witch switched her
magic or shaman maybe
no more spells from Mel
Haiku # 5460 January 4, 2001 8:10 am ET
by Moll F.
(for Janis and Ash)

intermittently
dismissive submissively
more often than not
Haiku # 5459 January 3, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
BEAT POLICE CATCH PREY!
Baton tapping he collared Mel
She was so ashamed .........
Haiku # 5458 January 3, 2001 11:13 pm ET
by Fanny O. Story
one two three four five
one two three four five six ?
one two three four five
Haiku # 5457 January 3, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by The Count
Mel is a butcher
four digets amputated
sawing mutton chops
Haiku # 5456 January 3, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by Critoria
Lisa oh Lisa
Staring at these words right now
Will make you go gay
Haiku # 5455 January 3, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
On top of Janis
What a nice place to be now
Ooh, wait...don't...stop.....YES!
Haiku # 5454 January 3, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
I just got back home.
My, things sure do change with time.
She made life a drag.
Haiku # 5453 January 3, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Problems everywhere
Submit is barely working
MS products suck
Haiku # 5452 January 3, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by Janis
sirens of net surf
carracks my frigate dinghy
on incoming waves

all hands on prick and
cling to her frigging rigging
fo'c'stle th'big com'r

gobs o' semen, O!-
verboard in the sea a' she
argo fuck yourself!
Haiku # 5451 January 3, 2001 8:35 am ET
by matusek/squared of Argo, Bospherous
american truth (each 1st line)

"me, too" said like it's stupid
to in the first place.

(about face! the known) and fall
forward for the clown

firth unidentified source
advised no recall
Haiku # 5450 January 3, 2001 8:28 am ET
by unconceding
Ocean breeze blows hard
The stillness in life one feels
Quickly unravels
Haiku # 5449 January 3, 2001 5:32 am ET
by jeff of cleveland
whop ya ass more like
nicer things to lick mate
paddle pops and stuff
Haiku # 5448 January 3, 2001 5:14 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
intermittently
dismissive ashley see
submissive beaten
Haiku # 5447 January 3, 2001 5:10 am ET
by Mel
error messages
beaten out of submission
paradoxical
Haiku # 5446 January 3, 2001 2:31 am ET
by ash
intermittently
dismissive submissive
occassionally
Haiku # 5445 January 2, 2001 11:39 pm ET
by mellie
Is anyone else
Having problems submitting
Their bad poetry?
Haiku # 5444 January 2, 2001 9:51 pm ET
by Janis
babe-f-16 rides
strong grips her horse and when she's
wet pounds dolphin surf
Haiku # 5443 January 2, 2001 4:13 pm ET
by C====8 of C==0==8
just go on and on

sit there being snide and crass

why not lick my ass
Haiku # 5442 January 2, 2001 11:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 5441 January 2, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ocean breeze blows hard
The calmness in life we feel
Quickly unravels
Haiku # 5440 January 2, 2001 10:41 am ET
by jeff of cleveland
Ocean breeze blows hard
The calmness in life we feel
Quickly unravels
Haiku # 5439 January 2, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Jeff of Cleveland
is cleo taurus &^?
in worn smelly mink. Each time
at bat: in i'd sink.
Haiku # 5438 January 2, 2001 9:42 am ET
by quasimodo
love is sometimes angst
like... if... since awe-full lieing
is sincere awkwords
Haiku # 5437 January 2, 2001 9:36 am ET
by matusek/squared
Curtsey

Quin of the jungle
slides like ring, up and down: come
into "ringdove" love
Haiku # 5436 January 2, 2001 8:33 am ET
by Brett
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