president gore

is
dead. someone shot president
gore in the head count

he looked so dead
when he was winning; when his
chances were dead: live!

to the haiku clique
get out of it: make me SICK
with your be-bop schtick

which witch switched her
magic or shaman maybe
no more spells from Mel

(for Janis and Ash)

intermittently
dismissive submissively
more often than not

BEAT POLICE CATCH PREY!
Baton tapping he collared Mel
She was so ashamed .........

one two three four five
one two three four five six ?
one two three four five

Mel is a butcher
four digets amputated
sawing mutton chops

Lisa oh Lisa
Staring at these words right now
Will make you go gay

On top of Janis
What a nice place to be now
Ooh, wait...don't...stop.....YES!

I just got back home.
My, things sure do change with time.
She made life a drag.

Problems everywhere
Submit is barely working
MS products suck

sirens of net surf
carracks my frigate dinghy
on incoming waves

all hands on prick and
cling to her frigging rigging
fo'c'stle th'big com'r

gobs o' semen, O!-
verboard in the sea a' she
argo fuck yourself!

american truth (each 1st line)

"me, too" said like it's stupid
to in the first place.

(about face! the known) and fall
forward for the clown

firth unidentified source
advised no recall

Ocean breeze blows hard
The stillness in life one feels
Quickly unravels

whop ya ass more like
nicer things to lick mate
paddle pops and stuff

intermittently
dismissive ashley see
submissive beaten

error messages
beaten out of submission
paradoxical

intermittently
dismissive submissive
occassionally

Is anyone else
Having problems submitting
Their bad poetry?

babe-f-16 rides
strong grips her horse and when she's
wet pounds dolphin surf

just go on and on

sit there being snide and crass

why not lick my ass

Ocean breeze blows hard
The calmness in life we feel
Quickly unravels

Ocean breeze blows hard
The calmness in life we feel
Quickly unravels

is cleo taurus &^?
in worn smelly mink. Each time
at bat: in i'd sink.

love is sometimes angst
like... if... since awe-full lieing
is sincere awkwords

Curtsey

Quin of the jungle
slides like ring, up and down: come
into "ringdove" love

"gimmee back my clothes!"
she fumed as she put out and
out there in velour

Merope

"gimmee back my clothes!"
she fumed as she put out and
out there in velour

Merope

"gimmee back my clothes!"
she fumed as she put out and
out there in velour

in the gym again
using apparatuses
to hail down on you

this year i resolve
things which precipitated
despite solution

New Mellie I am
Going walking no more
sitting smoking YUK

new millenium
inspiration for haiku
as good as any

Was too soon to tell
Nature knows what's best babe
Was too soon to tell

But if you happen
To know a friend or sister,
I'll suffer and smile.

Slow death stalks o'er me
Like the Lee Press On Nail scrawl
that sculptures my back

I squirm repulsive
To ev'ry word, Ev'ry smile;
Ev'ry womans lie

And they live in lie
just by existing, breathing air.
Air not deserving

I use this forum
To spew the evil of man
which is a woman

You can kiss my ass.
But would you really do it?
Suck me beautiful!!

I hate that Pearl Jam
Such magnificent bastards
Die Eddie Vedder!

I just keep fucking this up this is not even the worst kind of any peotry this is one big fucking cock-up
sorry for using all the space so uselessly hopelessly unnecessarily
fucking it up ad infinitum

would I address you?
undress you? Jesus Christ

?

Would I address you?

here's to a good look
senile presbyopia
let's raise our glasses

some call me by name
some address me otherwise
with profanity

My name is Beorn
My hobbies include: Star Trek
Guns and Smoking Pot

Anika loves me
Too bad I have no money
Happiness is bought

Soma wont visit
He has a better life now
Oh well, they all leave