Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Ocean breeze blows hard
The calmness in life we feel
Quickly unravels
Haiku # 5439, January 2, 2001 10:39 am ET
by Jeff of Cleveland
is cleo taurus &^?
in worn smelly mink. Each time
at bat: in i'd sink.
Haiku # 5438, January 2, 2001 9:42 am ET
by quasimodo
love is sometimes angst
like... if... since awe-full lieing
is sincere awkwords
Haiku # 5437, January 2, 2001 9:36 am ET
by matusek/squared
Curtsey

Quin of the jungle
slides like ring, up and down: come
into "ringdove" love
Haiku # 5436, January 2, 2001 8:33 am ET
by Brett
"gimmee back my clothes!"
she fumed as she put out and
out there in velour
Haiku # 5435, January 2, 2001 8:31 am ET
by tobabes
Merope

"gimmee back my clothes!"
she fumed as she put out and
out there in velour
Haiku # 5434, January 2, 2001 8:30 am ET
by tobabes
Merope

"gimmee back my clothes!"
she fumed as she put out and
out there in velour
Haiku # 5433, January 2, 2001 8:27 am ET
by tobabes
in the gym again
using apparatuses
to hail down on you
Haiku # 5432, January 2, 2001 1:54 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
this year i resolve
things which precipitated
despite solution
Haiku # 5431, January 1, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by ash
Haiku # 5430, January 1, 2001 7:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
New Mellie I am
Going walking no more
sitting smoking YUK
Haiku # 5429, December 31, 2000 11:54 pm ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
new millenium
inspiration for haiku
as good as any
Haiku # 5428, December 31, 2000 3:30 pm ET
by ash
Was too soon to tell
Nature knows what's best babe
Was too soon to tell
Haiku # 5427, December 31, 2000 2:13 am ET
by Mel
But if you happen
To know a friend or sister,
I'll suffer and smile.
Haiku # 5426, December 30, 2000 5:38 pm ET
by frydegg of Hell on Earth
Slow death stalks o'er me
Like the Lee Press On Nail scrawl
that sculptures my back

I squirm repulsive
To ev'ry word, Ev'ry smile;
Ev'ry womans lie

And they live in lie
just by existing, breathing air.
Air not deserving
Haiku # 5425, December 30, 2000 5:33 pm ET
by frydegg of Hell on Earth
I use this forum
To spew the evil of man
which is a woman
Haiku # 5424, December 30, 2000 5:21 pm ET
by frydegg
You can kiss my ass.
But would you really do it?
Suck me beautiful!!
Haiku # 5423, December 30, 2000 6:29 am ET
by Jason of NYC
I hate that Pearl Jam
Such magnificent bastards
Die Eddie Vedder!
Haiku # 5422, December 30, 2000 6:27 am ET
by Jason of NYC
I just keep fucking this up this is not even the worst kind of any peotry this is one big fucking cock-up
sorry for using all the space so uselessly hopelessly unnecessarily
fucking it up ad infinitum
Haiku # 5421, December 30, 2000 5:58 am ET
by mellie
would I address you?
undress you? Jesus Christ
Haiku # 5420, December 30, 2000 5:55 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea

?
Haiku # 5419, December 30, 2000 5:54 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
Would I address you?
Haiku # 5418, December 30, 2000 5:52 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
here's to a good look
senile presbyopia
let's raise our glasses
Haiku # 5417, December 30, 2000 3:37 am ET
by ash
some call me by name
some address me otherwise
with profanity
Haiku # 5416, December 30, 2000 3:31 am ET
by ash
My name is Beorn
My hobbies include: Star Trek
Guns and Smoking Pot
Haiku # 5415, December 29, 2000 7:26 pm ET
by Beorn of the city on the edge of forever
Anika loves me
Too bad I have no money
Happiness is bought
Haiku # 5414, December 29, 2000 7:24 pm ET
by Beorn of alone, california
Soma wont visit
He has a better life now
Oh well, they all leave
Haiku # 5413, December 29, 2000 7:19 pm ET
by Beorn of isolation-ville
box up your ballots
everything down in you
ass. bush whacked. bushwhacked.
Haiku # 5412, December 29, 2000 4:49 pm ET
by boo
The boxing haiku
Perhaps skimmed right on over
The proximal end
Haiku # 5411, December 29, 2000 9:26 am ET
by Janis
Convent metronomes
lento adagio
Kooris clacking sticks
Haiku # 5410, December 28, 2000 11:21 pm ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
i think that Boo was
flaming my Boxing haiku
am i THE d.r.?
Haiku # 5409, December 28, 2000 5:42 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
ice crystals forming
between bark and pale tree flesh
split open an alder
Haiku # 5408, December 28, 2000 9:30 am ET
by mount madonna mama
cold wind burns his eyes
his cracked lips begin to bleed
he waits patiently
Haiku # 5407, December 28, 2000 9:22 am ET
by mount madonna mama
a woman's head turns
in time to catch a bullet
through her downy cheek
Haiku # 5406, December 28, 2000 9:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
adrift again leaf
cracked by tide and melted free
boats in briny slush
Haiku # 5405, December 28, 2000 9:15 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Snow flakes trickle down
Endlessly floating to ground
Blanketing the earth
Haiku # 5404, December 28, 2000 9:13 am ET
by hhtigerlily
I don't mind a trap
a venus fly trap hey mon
hey yoni honey
Haiku # 5403, December 28, 2000 12:12 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
my mind is a trap
retaining too many things
until i catch myself
Haiku # 5402, December 27, 2000 7:57 pm ET
by ash
luminscent greens
oblique golden afterglow
sweet summer sunset
Haiku # 5401, December 27, 2000 7:54 pm ET
by ash
shed light like old skins
cast it away, shining shells
make way for white heat

in this crucible
silver and gold dross burn down
leave only white heat

let this equal that
let the transfiguration
take all but pure flame
Haiku # 5400, December 27, 2000 5:06 pm ET
by sheena
when i step outside
i step outside my workmind
into a trance state

wind from the grey north
thinly frosts my blue daydream
ices my headcake

the snow is sugar
the white air like white moonshine
i am winter-drunk.
Haiku # 5399, December 27, 2000 4:56 pm ET
by sheena
(please excuse the stuff-up)
Haiku # 5398, December 27, 2000 5:31 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
K
ooris clacking sticks
Haiku # 5397, December 27, 2000 5:26 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
K
ooris clacking sticks
Haiku # 5396, December 27, 2000 5:26 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
D R dumb, too dumb
don't come out keep poems home
stupid dumbell dupe!
Haiku # 5395, December 26, 2000 3:30 pm ET
by boo
Today, Boxing Day,
Is a day which means nothing
Down in the US.
Haiku # 5394, December 26, 2000 3:12 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
2000 models
closed out; maybe those next year
will be sexier
Haiku # 5393, December 26, 2000 3:10 pm ET
by quasimodo
Cisco is paying
Me damned good money to write
Damned bad poetry.
Haiku # 5392, December 26, 2000 3:10 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
the judger-naut

in lieu of any
real evidence remind me
what's conservative.
Haiku # 5391, December 26, 2000 3:09 pm ET
by quasimodo
You guessed it. Zorkmid
Is the lastest word of all
In the Jargon File.
Haiku # 5390, December 26, 2000 3:08 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
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