Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

You guessed it. Zorkmid
Is the lastest word of all
In the Jargon File.
Haiku # 5390, December 26, 2000 3:08 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
By gum! Abbrev is
The very firstest wordling
In the Jargon File
Haiku # 5389, December 26, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
the arbitrary
are consistent only with
their wrong opinions
Haiku # 5388, December 26, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by unconceding
The keyboards clicking
On the day after Christmas
Are a corp'rate dirge
Haiku # 5387, December 26, 2000 3:04 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
Fish on a big hook
My boss will fillet my head
Fuck my fins with cheese!
Haiku # 5386, December 26, 2000 2:32 pm ET
by Kackarott
My job is like pie
I hate pie, and it hates me
slices equal no!
Haiku # 5385, December 26, 2000 11:47 am ET
by Kackarott
I suck at my job!
SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!
I suck at my job!
Haiku # 5384, December 26, 2000 11:31 am ET
by Kackarott
Mere condensation
Cannot impede my photons
They pass, easily
Haiku # 5383, December 26, 2000 6:53 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
No gymnist am I
But I know a layout when the
words pencilled in right
Haiku # 5382, December 26, 2000 6:07 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
i know my penis
said mightier than the sword
when the layout's right
Haiku # 5381, December 26, 2000 5:30 am ET
by ash
brave despite the odds
jaundiced individual
yellow even so
Haiku # 5380, December 26, 2000 5:15 am ET
by ash
christmas miracle
found her goggles in the surf
i'm blessed, lord jesus !
Haiku # 5379, December 26, 2000 4:09 am ET
by ash
Off to Port Colborne
For a little bit of Cheer
And some Christmas Stuff
Haiku # 5378, December 25, 2000 2:44 pm ET
by Janis
Throw me a line to
catch a swordfish on and
cheat at bad haiku
Haiku # 5377, December 25, 2000 12:54 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
Full up to pussies
ribbon Hyat Coolum
turkey stuff-ed me
Haiku # 5376, December 25, 2000 12:52 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
http://www.student.math.uwaterloo.ca/~bpkoiter/d3intro.html
Haiku # 5375, December 25, 2000 12:49 am ET
by !
subversive by-line
by flammable persuasion
courting a bushfire
Haiku # 5374, December 24, 2000 4:22 pm ET
by ash
sentimental gift
jesus in disposables
indisposed to lie
Haiku # 5373, December 24, 2000 4:15 pm ET
by ash
sleek grey pussy cat
assassin of small rodents
don't fang my ankles
Haiku # 5372, December 24, 2000 4:02 pm ET
by ash
"Fa-la-la-la-la,"
Sings the small, furry miner,
Before shouting "Bo!"
Haiku # 5371, December 23, 2000 8:29 am ET
by Scrunty Device
Hail, merry fat man
Mince pies and gravy, thank you:
Now my stocking's full.

I invite you all
To examine your navels
But not yet! Not yet..
Haiku # 5370, December 23, 2000 8:22 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
My glass is half-full
Of subcutaneous goo;
Yours is half-empty
Haiku # 5369, December 23, 2000 8:15 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
My seven-league boots
Are really fourteen-league boots
With a Cuban heel.
Haiku # 5368, December 23, 2000 8:09 am ET
by Scrunty Device
Libby and Drew: yay!
With his beard and her green teeth
It won't last, you know.
Haiku # 5367, December 23, 2000 7:18 am ET
by Scrunty Device
Little compact disc
Whirring in your metal tray
Kylie Minogue style.

There's nowt as queer as
People with their Tupperware
Except gay people.
Haiku # 5366, December 23, 2000 5:54 am ET
by Scurunty Device
christmas is such fun
another jolly turkey
to stuff it all up
Haiku # 5365, December 23, 2000 5:39 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
Haiku # 5364, December 23, 2000 5:37 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
Ah petroleum
Your noxious fumes bewitch me
With their noxiousness
Haiku # 5363, December 23, 2000 5:30 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
with all that foreplay
christmas comes but once a year
that's fucking plenty
Haiku # 5362, December 23, 2000 4:48 am ET
by ash
Hexagonal gift
Rectangular gift wrapping
Look - a plastic bag.
Haiku # 5361, December 23, 2000 3:09 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
even in sunlight
still in shadow
the zebra

Haiku # 5360, December 22, 2000 3:18 pm ET
by brindle
Haiku # 5359, December 22, 2000 3:17 pm ET
by brindle
Sheena poems drag
yet Irish McCalla have
I on my cock ring
Haiku # 5358, December 22, 2000 8:08 am ET
by Brett
Whomb?

Irish McCalla
is the original Queen
of the jungle girls
Haiku # 5357, December 22, 2000 8:05 am ET
by Brett
Ahoy Kimberley
I miss your pudendal stuff
Well, not 'miss' as such
Haiku # 5356, December 21, 2000 12:04 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension
My Waldorf salad
Is sitting on the table
Awaiting walnuts
Haiku # 5355, December 21, 2000 12:01 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension
Brown is the new black
Which makes black the old yellow
Oh look, my modem
Haiku # 5354, December 21, 2000 11:59 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Local radio
Microphones too close to mouths
Spongey beard scratches
Haiku # 5353, December 21, 2000 11:57 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
paroled from texas
pastilence-elect. Save your
electricity
Haiku # 5352, December 21, 2000 8:15 am ET
by quasimodo
submit no haiku?
submit too, any hand will do.
submit to HAIK! -oooo
Haiku # 5351, December 21, 2000 8:10 am ET
by north of ukiah-haiku


Have I spel t act

How did I act it all out

the whole idea of ME
Haiku # 5350, December 21, 2000 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

Punk at Sotherbys
Vivienne and McLaren
this ain't anarchy
Haiku # 5349, December 21, 2000 5:12 am ET
by mellie of near the Coral Sea
ryan is the best
i love his dog jasminian
he likes grenada.
Haiku # 5348, December 21, 2000 1:54 am ET
by i'm sorry ryan ericson of ryan's favorite place
anonymous, huh?
i guess cat got you now, huh?
ryan knows nothing.
Haiku # 5347, December 21, 2000 1:51 am ET
by jenn fuckin krantz of spain, france
Haiku # 5346, December 21, 2000 1:49 am ET
by jenn f
I love my friend jenn,
Her dog sasha is awesome,
she drives a focus
Haiku # 5345, December 21, 2000 1:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sasha is my dog
i love her so very much
and so does the world
Haiku # 5344, December 21, 2000 1:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 5343, December 21, 2000 1:41 am ET
by jenn fuckin krantz
Better is a state,
Anthro is a prescribed art,
Welcome to your self
Haiku # 5342, December 21, 2000 1:41 am ET
by sea dog of some island in the south pacific
I cant stand anthro
If someone would help me soon
I would be better.
Haiku # 5341, December 21, 2000 1:38 am ET
by jenn krantz of paris, france
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